Caliban Darklock
@darklock.com
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Professor of badass, world's smartest juggalo, and massive turbo weeb. He/him. Jump up my Discord - discord.gg/wgQrgzkw2A
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heat--end.bsky.social
microsoft is so fucking desperate to get back the money they blew on AI so they have to pull shit like this to convince shareholders its working lmfao. fucking insane
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katz.theracket.news
Did not know this about Old Bay
The origins of the company can be traced back to Wertheim, Germany, where Brunn started a wholesale spice and seasoning business selling to food industries, seeing an opportunity as spices were in especially short supply amidst hyperinflation in the aftermath of World War I. 9] Due to rising antisemitism as the Nazi Party rose to power, the company moved to Frankfurt, Germany; 1°1 however, on the night of November 9, 1938, a massive pogrom against Jews, known as Kristallnacht, led to Brunn being arrested by Nazi soldiers and sent to Buchenwald concentration camp. "
According to Brunn's son, Gustav's wife paid a large sum of money to a lawyer for him to be released; as they had already applied for and received American visas, they were able to escape with their two children to New York City and later Baltimore, Maryland, where Brunn had family.!'! There, having brought with him only a small spice grinder, 8! Brunn founded the Baltimore Spice Company and produced the
"Delicious Brand Shrimp and Crab Seasoning", which was later renamed Old Bay. 12[13]
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Got everything done. Now to put the blog post together on SubscribeStar.
A set of drawing instructions: 

Burger made of two half spheres and a cylinder
Head shape starting from a square
10-15 quick (2-3 minute) pose drawings from photo reference

The exercises follow, featuring a grid of 15 photos with green sketches overlaid
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sanho.bsky.social
The “Bush being informed about 9/11” meme has been defeated.
dieworkwear.bsky.social
“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.
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grahamformaine.bsky.social
We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
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efarb.bsky.social
Sorry, but everyone in this article deserves to be single for life. If you can’t have a conversation with someone, then maybe the problem is you and not dating apps
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Thinking rather a lot about Pressfield's "The War of Art" lately
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I am once again staring down the barrel of 10 to 15 pose sketches in 2-3 minutes each from photo reference and I have less than three hours to do them
A series of fifteen reference photos featuring various fashion models
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murshedz.bsky.social
👀 they are really struggling with that $50,000 question.
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STEPHANOPOULOS: Did Tom Homan give the $50,000 back?

VANCE: He did not take a bribe. It's a ridiculous smear

STEPHANOPOULOS: You didn't answer the question

VANCE: Did he accept $50,000? I'm sure that in the course of Homan's life, he's been paid more than $50k for services.

(So, no, he didn't)
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prisonculture.bsky.social
It would be interesting for someone to run for US president on the platform of firing every one hired to work for ICE over the past 4 years. Firing all of them on day 1.
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”
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Pre-emptive rejection. If they found the lady on the right attractive, they might meet her in the Real World, and be forced to deal with the reality that she doesn't find them attractive at all.
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That's the wrong layer
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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Thread.
gwensnyder.bsky.social
Essential point:

"Key to... Vought’s worldview is the idea that the constitutional order - and with it the “natural” order itself - has been destroyed: The revolution has already happened, “the Left” won. Therefore, conservatives categorically err when they try to preserve what is no more."
thomaszimmer.bsky.social
Sunday reading:

I wrote about the aggrieved extremist who is currently firing thousands of federal workers and ravaging state capacity based on conspiratorial nonsense - and about mainstream media’s infuriating tendency to sanitize Russell Vought and the regime he serves.

This week’s piece:
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Twitter is still learning the law of the group chat that was originally stated there
A tweet from @KylePlantEmoji - "Every group chat births a second smaller group chat without the annoying people, and if you think yours doesn't, I have some bad news"
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monsterteatime.bsky.social
But they're also going to do the spreadsheets so really you're going to be doing the manual labor in the mines to make the robots...
ndrew.bsky.social
every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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idk looks like you held your own to me
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thevoidencore.bsky.social
The "cognitive decline and brain damage from repeat COVID infections" and "easy to use robot that makes slop and melts your critical thinking skills" is a hell of a combo in a post-fact media ecosystem
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I'm a fairly competent programmer, writer, and musician. I decided I should add "artist" to this list and hahahahahAHAHAHAHA that was seven years ago and idk I might be halfway decent in another two or three years if I'm lucky
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Blue hair is hot so they want a blue-haired chick but they also know anyone with blue hair will absolutely not want their racist Nazi arse

It's the same with tattoos and nose rings. Shit, this woman isn't pliant OR tractable, why even do we allow that
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If you see this, quote your favorite pokemon!

(Wrong answers only)
Cubey, the little white cat-rabbit beast from "Puella Magi Madoka Magica" with his beady little pink eyes and golden halos floating around the ends of his floppy ears. That bastard.