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February 14, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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I think it's really nice that the smoking hot Olympians take time out of having sex to compete in some of the events.
February 14, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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We must never normalize these ongoing attacks by DHS agents on the people they supposedly protect.

Trump, Vance, Miller, & Noem have created a culture of impunity that has led to rampant abuse and killings.

Not one more dime for this lawlessness.
February 13, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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“The second day they gave them tacos.”

Candace Owens says the TP USA/Kid Rock halftime show (that drew far fewer eyeballs than Bad Bunny) was pre-taped with an audience paid to cheer — and, incredibly, they fed them… tacos.
February 13, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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RFK Jr. sniffed cocaine off toilets the right way.

By Ezra Klein
February 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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LOL it would be WILD if Bondi called the top. 🤡

@barrons.com
www.barrons.com/articles/dow...
February 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao

the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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Multiple C flares erupt across large sunspot which sent out massive X flare few days ago

5h time lapse sped up several times. In certain situations, features can actually move fast enough to be observed real time,in a more practical sense,hydrogen plasma moving much faster than we think.
📸simon2940
February 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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RAMPELL: “.. we had less job growth all of last year than we had in an average month during the Biden administration.”

@crampell.bsky.social
www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...
February 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
OK sure bro
Trump: "Zelenskyy is gonna have to get moving. Russia wants to make a deal. Zelenskyy is gonna have to get moving."
February 13, 2026 at 9:52 PM
What are the red cities? Oklahoma city?
Trump: "The Democrats have gone crazy. They're radical left lunatics. That's why their cities are so unsafe. The blue cities are the cities that are unsafe. So we have to protect our law enforcement."
February 13, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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WILL HAVE YOUR ASS IN A SLING IF YOU FORGET TO FETCH MY WEIGHTED BLANKET!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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you could not credibly script this. if you did it would have to be a comedy
February 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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The US delegation is led by Marco Rubio and includes equal numbers of Democrats and Republicans. It is taxpayer funded. This is par for the course for Schmitt. He's usually about 30% accurate.
February 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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IT guy who told leon panetta that GRU phishing email was “legitimate“ when he meant to type “illegitimate“
You have a Time Machine. Your mission is to save America. You can only do this once, and it has to be done after the date of your birth (to make sure you don’t get butterfly effect’d, etc). In this HYPOTHETICAL THOUGHT EXPERIMENT ABOUT SOMETHING INPOSSIBLE who do you kill, and when?
If I a Time Machine existed (which it doesn’t making this post unambiguously speculative and hypothetical) the highest profile individuals to knock off to preserve American democracy probably Murdoch, Gingrich, Koch’s, and Zuckerberg.
February 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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“.. Donald Trump is temporary,” the California governor and likely presidential candidate said during a panel about climate change Friday at the Munich Security Conference. “He’ll be gone in three years.”

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
February 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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Marco Rubio telling Jeffrey Epstein he loves him in 2016
February 13, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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a stat i always cite is the number of anti-trans articles in the press went from 60 in a year, to 7,500
February 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Facebook plans to put facial recognition in its glasses and they think we’re too stupid to fight back.

Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”
Meta Plans to Add Facial Recognition Technology to Its Smart Glasses
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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I want a pony

NAVARRO: TRUMP WANTS JAMIE DIMON TO LOWER CREDIT CARD RATES
February 12, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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Are we at the point now where -- even if you've "committed" to US manufacturing investment on the threat of tariffs -- you're doing the math on just waiting him out? Or hedging the possibility of a policy pendulum swing?
“.. US manufacturing accounted for 11% of GDP before this one-man war on trade began in 2018. By the second quarter of 2025, manufacturing had shrunk to 9.4% of GDP.” 👀
February 12, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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“.. We haven't seen anything like this since the dotcom bubble burst.

“.. Over the last 8 sessions, 115 stocks in the S&P 500 have decline 7% or more in a single day.

“.. The average drawdown when that happens is 34%. Right now we're 1.5% below the all-time high.”

@michaelbatnick.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 8:24 PM