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Welp. Just realized Jared Harris is the son of Richard Harris.
Yep.
Yep.
December 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Welp. Just realized Jared Harris is the son of Richard Harris.
Yep.
Yep.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Days after FIFA awarded Trump a fake peace prize, DOJ moves to drop charges in FIFA corruption case www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/n...
U.S. Moves to Drop Charges in International Soccer Corruption Case
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:29 AM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Unfortunately I did not pay for Premium Grandma w/out Ads and had to settle for free Grandma, and she starts every conversation telling me it would be cool if I got a job with ICE.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Unfortunately I did not pay for Premium Grandma w/out Ads and had to settle for free Grandma, and she starts every conversation telling me it would be cool if I got a job with ICE.
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Mockler: As much as the Trump admin tries to act like it's different from prior Republican administrations, they're doing the same thing. They cut taxes for the richest, they cut benefits for the poorest, and then they go to war for either regime change or for oil.
December 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Mockler: As much as the Trump admin tries to act like it's different from prior Republican administrations, they're doing the same thing. They cut taxes for the richest, they cut benefits for the poorest, and then they go to war for either regime change or for oil.
Seems Legit!
"Trump's administration wants the International Criminal Court to amend its founding document to ensure it does not investigate the Republican president and his top officials, threatening new U.S. sanctions on the court if it did not."
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
Exclusive: US threatens new ICC sanctions unless court pledges not to prosecute Trump
President Donald Trump's administration wants the International Criminal Court to amend its founding document to ensure it does not investigate the Republican president and his top officials, a Trump ...
www.reuters.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Seems Legit!
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Yahtzee, motherfuckers
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December 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Yahtzee, motherfuckers
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Couldn't be happier to become one of the (minor heads) on the Flaming Hydra. Writing about Death By Lightning, growing up in Ohio, Hungarian film tax incentives—the usual.
ALSO TODAY: J.D. Connor remembers some dead presidents. “But the wild thing about Garfield’s assassination is that there was nothing lightning about it. It took forever—two and a half months from the shooting to his eventual death from sepsis.” flaminghydra.com/lets-remembe...
Let’s Remember Some Presidents
a fiery writer-owned cooperative
flaminghydra.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Couldn't be happier to become one of the (minor heads) on the Flaming Hydra. Writing about Death By Lightning, growing up in Ohio, Hungarian film tax incentives—the usual.
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For too long, America's most powerful public figures were not Doing Shit Like This. Those days are over.
December 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
For too long, America's most powerful public figures were not Doing Shit Like This. Those days are over.
omg
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
omg
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Congrats to all the people who didn’t vote because they thought @kamalaharris.com didn’t try to cancel enough of their student debt.
Trump officials move to end student loan payment pause for millions of borrowers
Trump officials move to end student loan payment pause for millions of borrowers
The Trump administration announced a proposed joint settlement with Missouri that would soon force millions of student loan borrowers into repayment.
cnb.cx
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Congrats to all the people who didn’t vote because they thought @kamalaharris.com didn’t try to cancel enough of their student debt.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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The fuck is a jingle horse
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The fuck is a jingle horse
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Literally a week ago Musk said that falsely labeling people as Nazis "should be treated as incitement to murder." And here he is (falsely) labeling the EU as Nazis.
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Literally a week ago Musk said that falsely labeling people as Nazis "should be treated as incitement to murder." And here he is (falsely) labeling the EU as Nazis.
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China's exports grow 5.9% in November, while US shipments drop 29%
China's exports grow 5.9% in November, while US shipments drop 29%
China's exports grow 5.9% in November, while US shipments drop 29%
www.independent.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
China's exports grow 5.9% in November, while US shipments drop 29%
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🎶My girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time
Party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time
She parties all the time, ooh hooooo🎶
Party all the time
Party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time
She parties all the time, ooh hooooo🎶
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
🎶My girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time
Party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time
She parties all the time, ooh hooooo🎶
Party all the time
Party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time
She parties all the time, ooh hooooo🎶
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USA having a normal one
“Traumatized, humiliated, degraded.”
The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.
It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.
Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.
It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.
Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Exclusive: Woman detained by feds in Keys says she was following agents’ orders
“This is not the America that I grew up in, and this is not the America that we represent.”
www.miamiherald.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
USA having a normal one
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pouring a jar of babybels into the coinstar and waiting for it to dispense a giant megabel of equal value
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
pouring a jar of babybels into the coinstar and waiting for it to dispense a giant megabel of equal value