Dave Espley
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Why do I get the impression the stonemason accidentally hammered his thumb as he was chiselling this?
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The far right is corrupt to the core #Reform
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It’s the 111th anniversary today of the birth of Harry Rée, who was a teacher and conscientious objector when the Second World War broke out, and by the time it ended, when he was 31, had invented ‘blackmail sabotage’ and got a DSO, an OBE, a Croix de Guerre, and a Medaille de la Resistance
b/w photo of a man in socks and sandals, jacket, short and jumper, in front of a wall with a bike leaning on it, and with a pipe in his mouth. If you wanted one image to sum up the word ‘nonchalant’, this would be it
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At Charlie Kirk's posthumous Medal of Freedom ceremony yesterday (dead podcaster wins prize) Trump gave a long speech....which of these things do you think I made up?

1. He talked about how fit Kirk's wife is
2. He compared Kirk to MLK
3. He bragged that he dodged his bullet but Charlie didn't
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*drops something sharp*

Brain: catch it with your foot
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Someone at the supermarket asked if I knew where the cheese aisle was and it was just pure instinct to give them wrong directions so there was more cheese left for me.
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I wish the Green party would drop their new slogan of "Let's make hope normal again". Hope is nothing, it's not even an empty promise, it's a childish wish for something without lifting a finger to achieve it. It's like thoughts and prayers whenever there's an American mass shooting.
This article strikes a real chord with me. Book's going straight on my wishlist.
My BFI Classic on The Beatles’ film A Hard Day’s Night is available to preorder now. Here’s the story behind it. I love the cover - inspired by the film poster and a key theme in the book: the power of television in transmitting the Beatles to the world. samiraahmed.blog/why-i-wrote-...
Remember how long your high school years seemed? Less time than has elapsed since the first Covid lockdown 👍
Because doing that has worked amazingly well so far.
They are absolute jokers. Ushering in Reform with a red carpet.
A genuine headline in a quality broadsheet in the early part of the 21st century, referring to the leadernof an advanced Western democracy.
I don't think Pickford gets half the credit he deserves. Maybe because he seems mad as a box of frogs, but he's very reliable for England.
#EngWal
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the most delightful version of logging on to see what news you've missed
Dr Ramsdell, whose phone had been on airplane mode when the Nobel committee tried to call him, told the BBC's Newshour Programme that his first response when his wife said, "You've won the Nobel prize" was: "I did not."

To which Ms O'Neill replied that she had 200 text messages that suggested he had.
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if you’ve ever watched the apprentice, that’s the world without arts or humanities degrees
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if you ate food from 2005 you could become ill. but in 2005 you ate it all the time
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Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.
This has been true for years. Since the pushback against austerity led to the rise of Momentum. The right wing of the Labour Party collectively shat itself. But, you know, they saw off Corbyn 😐
It seems pretty clear to me now: Keir Starmer would rather lose to Reform than to the Labour left, which is his real enemy. Any policy that might recover lost ground with voters has to be struck down, as it looks like a concession to the Labour left. And he and his team cannot contemplate that.
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Trump’s straw rant fits too well on McIntyre
Yeah, it was. Ad-libbing and playing with the audience when he was cross-gartered and yellow-stockinged. I think he was having massive fun.
Saw him as Malvolio in Stratford in 1979, on a GCE trip from school. Absolute revolution for a bunch of 15 year olds that someone could make Shakespeare genuinely laugh out loud funny. Some actor.