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"Ah. I see the problem, Grandpa - it's people."

-- the eldest of my grands, then 14
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Thursday?
January 1, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting https://theonion.com/man-who-drinks-5-diet-cokes-per-day-hoping-doctors-work-1819575868/
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
To the person in the neighborhood with the extended barrage: that's either very impressive or your house exploded. In either case, you've now had a non-stop ten minutes of kaboom and that's quite enough. I'm starting to think it's 1917 and we're on the Western Front.
January 1, 2026 at 8:08 AM
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Fun fact: Shakira is 8 years older than Stephen Miller
January 1, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Seems like a good day for this
January 1, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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A nice thread in which an actual expert patiently explains why the Secretary of Health and Human Service is not simply a liar, but an especially stupid one.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has stated that the 1918 flu pandemic was caused by a lab virus from vaccine research, a defective influenza vaccine. Let’s analyze what a lie this is. First, in 1918, 107 years ago, virology was in its infancy
December 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Evergreen post
I would do unreasonable things for some brisket rn
December 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I'm always amused by hockey stats. Where do they find these metrics? Tonight's fun one: team with the most points by players that were _not_ on the team last year. (Sharks, with 88.)
December 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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the robot also doubling over as if it kicked itself in the balls too makes this ten times funnier
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This - so very much this. (And click through to the rest - good stuff about how we've ruined our connection with the sky.)
I think people today don't understand just how dramatically the night sky has changed - it looked like it does in super remote areas *everywhere* before the invention of electric lighting, and light pollution that obscures the sky has gotten dramatically worse in the last 25 years.
If you ever have the experience of seeing a night sky out in the deep countryside you can understand this; it really is a fundamentally different experience, and I can't imagine it not being formative to people.
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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the more times i watch lord of the rings the more im like, a toddler leash for frodo would’ve helped a lot
December 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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ME: it’s boxing day

SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
December 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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omg doxxed
December 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Just outstanding! Can't help but to smile at this classic - nicely done! (Thanks, @philplait.bsky.social for pointing this out!)
December 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Fantastic. I have always unironically loved this song.
December 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
That was some serious rain. Heaviest I've seen in several years - enough to wake me up. Yowza! Already an inch and a half in the last five hours.
December 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Carmelizing onions always feels like alchemy.
December 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
High fountaining has started! That was quick. Let's see how long it goes and how high it gets!
No high fountains yet, but episode 39 at Kīlauea appears imminent - both vents are oozing lava at a decent rate!
December 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
No high fountains yet, but episode 39 at Kīlauea appears imminent - both vents are oozing lava at a decent rate!
December 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
This is awesome! Trees make for excellent subjects.

Be sure to read the astoundingly good alt text, too!
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent trees I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
December 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Electrifying development on EelTok @erinbiba.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day

"I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off.

There's silence for a second.

"Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."
Galaxy Quest - a perfect movie, just a wonderful love letter to actors, sci-fi, Star Trek in particular, and to fandom - really deserves a proper physical release with decent extras. Think Weaver's right that releasing a R-rated cut would be fun, too.
Sigourney Weaver Says She Wishes DreamWorks Released A Director’s Cut Of ‘Galaxy Quest,’ Reminisces On Sequel That Never Came To Pass
Sigourney Weaver reflected on cult classic Galaxy Quest and how she wishes the sci-fi satire had released an R-rated director's cut.
deadline.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Another beautiful Shchedryk performance amidst ruins.

It was set in what used to be a DTEK thermal power plant — now destroyed by russia.

The contrast between russia’s destructive nature and the Ukrainian will to create beauty even in the darkest times is palpable.
December 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM