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I will never get tired of watching meteorites blast new craters on the Moon.

This likely lunar impact flash appeared today. Like a space firefly. 🧪
Vous assistez, quasiment en direct à la formation d'un cratère sur la Lune, avec un impact filmé ce matin !
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Oh no.
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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We are phasing out the terms “extant” and “extinct” from our exhibits and will now refer to species as either “Darwinners" or “Darlosers.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Why aren't you in black and white?

Hilarious!
the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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For the airplane + red aurora + big dipper fans. 😍
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
They should visit @mapcenter.com before they get deported so they know where they are going!
Study Finds Most Americans Can't Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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It's 11/11! Or, if you are in Europe, it's 11/11. Happy Veteran's Day and Happy Remembrance Day. (If only it really had been The War To End All Wars.) Everyone make a wish and enjoy this magnificent ode to the number eleven: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xuzp...
Eleven Is One Louder - Spinal Tap [1080p]
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November 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
It's 11/11! Or, if you are in Europe, it's 11/11. Happy Veteran's Day and Happy Remembrance Day. (If only it really had been The War To End All Wars.) Everyone make a wish and enjoy this magnificent ode to the number eleven: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xuzp...
Eleven Is One Louder - Spinal Tap [1080p]
YouTube video by zaboron
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November 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.

The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.

The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.

Why?

It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Wowza - that's awesome!
The first surviving successful image of Jupiter was taken in 1879 by Andrew Ainslie Common in Ealing, London, using his 36-inch Newtonian reflector and the wet collodion process invented in 1851 by portrait photographer Frederick Scott Archer
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This is easily the worst officiating in an NHL game I've seen all season so far. Oof.
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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A deep commitment to anti-wokeness
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Gonna have to try harder than that if they want to break all of the 1A freedom guarantees at once. That's only like two or three of them.
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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the juice
November 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Somehow the Sharks won! Wowza, go Sharks!
Time for the West Side Hockey Game: Sharks vs. Jets! (Go Sharks!)
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Time for the West Side Hockey Game: Sharks vs. Jets! (Go Sharks!)
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Anyone who is a student of history knows that the only thing there is to fear, is being hit by a sandwich
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Well I'm shocked. Heh.
"Employers who’ve mandated a return to the office have paid a price… S&P 500 companies had abnormally high turnover following [RTO mandates,] especially high among women, senior staff and more skilled staff." Mandates also made vacancies take longer to fill. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/07/t...
Companies have found employees can be just as productive when working remotely. And they’re happier too.
Employers are perfecting their flexible work arrangements. They’re making in-person time strategic and ensuring new employees don’t feel isolated.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The last time I showed ID at a grocery store was as a kid. It was a military commissary and you had to show ID to get in. That seems reasonable! This...does not.
Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Tonight, we Yub Nub
Bsky only has two modes: Yub Nub or Alderaan 2 seconds after the order
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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States where skyscrapers are taller than the tallest mountain
November 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM