David Donato
@ddonato.bsky.social
Editor (não de livros) / Montador (não de móveis).
Cinema, jornalismo, política, bobagens. Pai de três.
I'm not here. This might be happening.
Letterboxd https://boxd.it/1r0b
Cinema, jornalismo, política, bobagens. Pai de três.
I'm not here. This might be happening.
Letterboxd https://boxd.it/1r0b
O @linhadotrem.bsky.social mais uma vez retratando a experiência de se viver na internet.
February 17, 2026 at 2:38 AM
O @linhadotrem.bsky.social mais uma vez retratando a experiência de se viver na internet.
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Infelizmente rindo muito.
February 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Infelizmente rindo muito.
Empurra, mas eles vão rolando direitinho até o alvo.
as americana do curling tem uma cara de quem empurra skatista na rua
February 16, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Empurra, mas eles vão rolando direitinho até o alvo.
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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Absolutely insane band. youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?...
Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Absolutely insane band. youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?...
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🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
February 15, 2026 at 3:43 AM
🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
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Drape me
February 14, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Drape me
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Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
February 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
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not everyone appreciates how profound this is
The cost of datacenters is getting expensive. Therefore I will build them on the Moon. Where I'll also be building my satellites. That I'll be yeeting into Earth's orbit with a giant space catapult. Because I'm all about low cost.
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
not everyone appreciates how profound this is
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Eu estudei em quatro escolas diferentes nos três anos de colegial (cinco se contar um ano de cursinho) e não saiu absolutamente ninguém famoso de lá, nem historicamente. Interior é um buraco mesmo.
February 12, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Eu estudei em quatro escolas diferentes nos três anos de colegial (cinco se contar um ano de cursinho) e não saiu absolutamente ninguém famoso de lá, nem historicamente. Interior é um buraco mesmo.
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"qual o aluno mais famoso do seu colégio" uma trend no estilo "qual faculdade seu avô fez"
February 12, 2026 at 11:41 AM
"qual o aluno mais famoso do seu colégio" uma trend no estilo "qual faculdade seu avô fez"
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For the record, I am exactly the same way. I never use caps-lock. If you use caps-lock, you don't really mean it. PINKY FINGER SHIFT is the only way you can know I'm FUCKING SERIOUS.
"How long did this take you?"
"MAYBE FOUR OR FIVE HOURS ALL TOLD, OVER TWO DAYS. HYPERFIXATION, YOU KNOW."
"Why are you typing in caps lock?"
"I DON'T USE CAPS LOCK, I DON'T LIKE GIVING UP CONTROL LIKE THAT, THIS IS ALL SHIFT."
"MAYBE FOUR OR FIVE HOURS ALL TOLD, OVER TWO DAYS. HYPERFIXATION, YOU KNOW."
"Why are you typing in caps lock?"
"I DON'T USE CAPS LOCK, I DON'T LIKE GIVING UP CONTROL LIKE THAT, THIS IS ALL SHIFT."
June 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
For the record, I am exactly the same way. I never use caps-lock. If you use caps-lock, you don't really mean it. PINKY FINGER SHIFT is the only way you can know I'm FUCKING SERIOUS.
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ai;dr (Artificial Intelligence;didn’t read).
February 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
ai;dr (Artificial Intelligence;didn’t read).
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When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
Sobe no robô, Huckleberry!
February 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Sobe no robô, Huckleberry!
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This is the funniest headline I seen in a long time. And bravo to whoever underlined the desperation with the juxtaposed link.
February 10, 2026 at 7:47 AM
This is the funniest headline I seen in a long time. And bravo to whoever underlined the desperation with the juxtaposed link.
Minha homenagem pra Catherine O'Hara foi que saímos de viagem no fim de semana, mas eu tive que largar a família no hotel e voltar pra casa pra tirar a cachorra menor, que se esgueirou pra dentro na muvuca da nossa saída. #HomeAlone #KEVIN!
a close up of a woman 's face with a very angry look on her face .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a very angry look on her face .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Minha homenagem pra Catherine O'Hara foi que saímos de viagem no fim de semana, mas eu tive que largar a família no hotel e voltar pra casa pra tirar a cachorra menor, que se esgueirou pra dentro na muvuca da nossa saída. #HomeAlone #KEVIN!
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Smart people have already written about the many problems of generative AI better than I could, but I’ll tell you this about the thing I know: writing is about writing. It’s an action. A verb. It’s what we do. I write, you write, they write. Skip that and you’re not a writer.
February 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Smart people have already written about the many problems of generative AI better than I could, but I’ll tell you this about the thing I know: writing is about writing. It’s an action. A verb. It’s what we do. I write, you write, they write. Skip that and you’re not a writer.
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My wife, the photographer, would straight up murder me if I was responsible for doing this to her and not a jury in the world would fucking convict her.
February 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM
My wife, the photographer, would straight up murder me if I was responsible for doing this to her and not a jury in the world would fucking convict her.
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Disco Elysium segue profético
February 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Disco Elysium segue profético