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Deadly Spoons
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Original MA liberal goo-goo. Aged out of the coveted demo. Prefers Tomorrowland to TVLand. Allergic to Retinax.
Pinned
“According to Trump’s Razor: 'ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts' and that answer is likely correct." talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-scy… (2016)
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-scy…
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Did Alex Jones have some kind of Monkey’s Paw thing going on? Now there’s proof a cabal of paedophile murderer billionaires and politicians exists, and the federal government *is* sending masked agents to murder and overthrow 2a, and that cunts showing off his Labubu collection.
January 31, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Stared at this for a while… 💡🤣
just choked on my beverage
January 30, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
NYT: It Appears to Be Snowing
January 25, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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Not everyone has weighed in on the recent shooting
January 25, 2026 at 7:55 PM
He can’t actually walk a straight line. Look at the Davos red carpet footage.
January 24, 2026 at 2:03 PM
@jamellebouie.net What is it about the NYT that keeps it from reporting facts in this manner? “Exactly what happened is in dispute“? It takes 15 paragraphs to reach this part of the story? I wish you’d discuss it.
What America will read this weekend while in line at the grocery checkout:

@peoplemag.bsky.social #ICE
people.com/ice-detains-...
January 22, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Scrolling here is fatiguing when every third post is in the second-person narrative voice. I’m not here as the main character looking for an immersive, intimate, and interactive experience. I just want to catch up on shit. What do YOU think???
January 18, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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“I would not be just a muffin',
My head all full of stuffin',
My heart all full of pain;
And perhaps I'd deserve you and be
Even worthy even you
If I only had a brain.”
January 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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For @msnownews.bsky.social, I wrote an article about how ICE Watch is grounded in sociological theories of violence prevention.

The reality is that most men will only commit public violence in extremely specific scenarios and ICE Watch disrupts the conditions necessary for escalation.
Opinion | I'm a Minneapolis sociologist who studies violence. Here's how ICE observers are helping.
Research into how violence occurs shows that disapproval from the people around you can help reduce it.
www.ms.now
January 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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🚨 NEW VIDEO 👇🏽This puts an end to all the lies. Horrific.

They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him.

Stop the lies.
January 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The Constitution is silent as to whether a presidential pardon can be revoked.

(Same legal underpinning as whether a president can pardon himself.)
January 9, 2026 at 5:13 PM
WTF NYT??? “a video analysis showing that the woman’s vehicle appeared to be turning away from the officer as he opened fire.” APPEARED TO BE? YOU produced it!

Did you report on 9/11 that “a plane APPEARED to have flown into the World Trade Center”?

Why the weasel words?
January 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
To think that Maduro and Venezuela could have avoided the whole thing by offering a casino and golf resort deal.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
You won’t find any spontaneous celebration by Venezuelans in the US today over last night’s events , because ICE is waiting to round them up.
January 3, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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There was one thing that none of my mentors told me about life in a large bookshop....

The pages of 45000+ books slurp a lot of water out of the air 📚

The humidity in here is currently 25%. When the temperature drops, it can get down to 20%.

Nobody warned me I'd need gallons of moisturizer 🙄
December 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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posted about my Apple ID woes, please share widely?

hey.paris/posts/appleid/
December 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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It's so funny to watch them periodically half-ass try the "Your body belongs to the Reich and it is your duty to keep it fit for the Fuhrer" stuff to their base of the laziest people in America whose idea of attending a political rally is to drive their trucks around a parking lot.
In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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wow unseal the nuzzi files
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If Trump posthumously pardons Epstein and awards him the Presidential Medal of Freedom this whole goes away. I can’t believe everyone is hiding this from him.
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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you're only allowed to call it Irritable Bowel Syndrome if it's from the Irritable Bowel Syndrome region of France
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM