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The Onion @theonion.com · 8h

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 16h

Methinks there’s a good bit of projection at play here, and also anytime a conservative opens their mouth.

Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 17h

Of course a billionaire, best known for insider trading during a global pandemic, would be fearful of the proletariat

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h

Kelly Loeffler: "This is gonna be a crisis in the city of New York, to have a communist in there talking about seizing the means of production ... this is the face of Democrat Party now, and you saw that with everyone coming and bowing to him."

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Pack2010 @pack2010.bsky.social · 1d

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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 1d

I wouldn’t say anyone’s been missing anything over there for a long, long time

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 1d

Let's all allow Dick Cheney's peaceful passing at the ripe old age of 84 to remind us of the importance and joy of speaking ill of the dead when the dead were assholes.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 2d

The real question is how she found the address of his home pit.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs

CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school reportedly fell into panic...

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · Aug 11

All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days

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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 6d

@fetterman.senate.gov You fucking suck

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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 7d

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 7d

Spittles

Matthew Childers @mechilders99.bsky.social · 7d

Change one letter, ruin a candy:

Sugar Rabies

Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 7d

Change one letter, ruin a candy:

Gummy Beard

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 9d

Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else

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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 8d

Good advice from Stavvy. www.vulture.com/article/stav...

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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 9d

Screenshot from classic YouTube video of nasty British boy lying to his father about being a good boy and then threatening to punch Santa’s beard off to angrily prove he’s a good boy

Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 11d

I just saw it for the first time and he was indeed fantastic. It felt like everyone cast in that film had so much fun.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 11d

i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.

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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 11d

“Like” for the sunrise, not the work part

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Doug Lindner @douglindner.bsky.social · 12d

He posted an AI video of himself shitting on Americans six days ago

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12d

Trump: "They cheated on a commercial. Ronald Reagan loved tariffs and they said he didn't. And I guess it was AI or something. They cheated badly. Canada got caught cheating on a commercial. Can you believe it?"

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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 13d

I’m a Packers diehard, but I’m also a giant Chris Kluwe fan for your political voice/heart. The football analysis here is just the cherry on top.

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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 13d

Inside the Hermitage, the winter palace where Tsar Nicholas II and his family lived before they were executed—in a country where Russians were starving.

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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 13d

Proof of God would be an asteroid

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14d

Making Argentina Great Again. Indefensible.

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Decoction Mash @decoctionmash.bsky.social · 13d

HE’S RETURNED

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🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 13d

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

SAM NEILL

GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR

If you were to commit a murder,

how would you do it?

It's got to be big! No slipping

something into someones drink, that's just

pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a

stain on the road. There's probably a couple

of people I'd put under a steamroller,

but I won't say who they are, otherwise

when they see a steamroller coming

their way they'll be on full alert. And

steamrollers don't go very fast...

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