Decoction Mash
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Cream City. Please choose adoption.
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There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.
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Bruce Wayne arguing against M4A on Christmas so everyone thinks he sucks too hard to be Batman.
January 1, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Bruce Wayne arguing against M4A on Christmas so everyone thinks he sucks too hard to be Batman.
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Whether it’s the US, Australia or anywhere else,
our 2026 resolution should be to support progressive independent journalism more.
Increasingly, that is where we’ll find quality, integrity and truth.
our 2026 resolution should be to support progressive independent journalism more.
Increasingly, that is where we’ll find quality, integrity and truth.
December 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Whether it’s the US, Australia or anywhere else,
our 2026 resolution should be to support progressive independent journalism more.
Increasingly, that is where we’ll find quality, integrity and truth.
our 2026 resolution should be to support progressive independent journalism more.
Increasingly, that is where we’ll find quality, integrity and truth.
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
Pam Bondi, thank you for your hard work ending in October 2024
Over on Xitter the Attorney General is pointing to a study that only goes through last year to claim she's fixed the fentanyl crisis.
www.researchgate.net/publication/...
www.researchgate.net/publication/...
December 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Pam Bondi, thank you for your hard work ending in October 2024
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
cowboy who stubbed his toe:
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Pour one out for Jim Moylan
RIP The Guy Who Put The Little Arrow On Your Fuel Gauge Though I Think There Was An Earlier One - The Autopian
If there’s one car fact or Easter Egg or detail (or whatever you want to call it) that seems to delight non-car-obsessed people more than any other one, I think it has to be this one: fuel gauges tend...
www.theautopian.com
December 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Pour one out for Jim Moylan
Honest to God I was there
In the early 2000s I knew a guy who was making money selling porn domain names. He once paid me $100 to drink a cup buffalo wild wings blazing sauce.
being a rich tech guy in the 90s must have been so sick. every morning you start a web page that sells ring tones, sell it at lunch for 2 million dollars, get dinner at a “sushi” restaurant and go to a night club wearing a cologne called Apartheid Sapphire
December 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Honest to God I was there
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York" is one of the all-time great Christmas songs. We spoke to Steve Lillywhite, Jem Finer & James Fearnley about how it was made. The song's long gestation, a key tape edit, an imagined NYC and an unforgettable duet.
Listen: lifeoftherecord.com#/the-pogues/
Listen: lifeoftherecord.com#/the-pogues/
December 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York" is one of the all-time great Christmas songs. We spoke to Steve Lillywhite, Jem Finer & James Fearnley about how it was made. The song's long gestation, a key tape edit, an imagined NYC and an unforgettable duet.
Listen: lifeoftherecord.com#/the-pogues/
Listen: lifeoftherecord.com#/the-pogues/
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This is the news every day for the past 6 years
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is the news every day for the past 6 years
Sean Duffy will someday find out what we the people can do, too
Sean Duffy on blue states: "What I can do is I can pull their money. That's the leverage I do have ... I guarantee you that the federal taxpayer is not going to fund their roads and bridges and their systems when they are putting illegals on the roads."
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Sean Duffy will someday find out what we the people can do, too
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Steves purchased the property to prevent it from closing. Many homeless people had come to depend on the Lynnwood Hygiene Center, which had operated rent-free on the property since 2020. n.pr/3MKbmJH
Rick Steves steps in to save Seattle-area hygiene center serving homeless residents
Steves purchased the property to prevent it from closing. Many homeless people had come to depend on the Lynnwood Hygiene Center, which had operated rent-free on the property since 2020.
n.pr
December 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Steves purchased the property to prevent it from closing. Many homeless people had come to depend on the Lynnwood Hygiene Center, which had operated rent-free on the property since 2020. n.pr/3MKbmJH
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December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
We need to bring tarring and feathering back, remind these guys they work for us
Rep. Russell Fry on Democrats criticizing Trump for illegally renaming the Kennedy Center: "I just find this incredibly rich coming from the party that spray paints monuments, desecrates memorials, tears down statues."
December 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
We need to bring tarring and feathering back, remind these guys they work for us
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Bari Weiss is Joe Rogan with glasses.
December 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Bari Weiss is Joe Rogan with glasses.
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Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
Chanting “Green Bay sucks” while tied with Green Bay heading into overtime. Never change, Bears fans.
December 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Chanting “Green Bay sucks” while tied with Green Bay heading into overtime. Never change, Bears fans.
Hoo boy I needed to see this tonight. Always nice seeing an absolute villain eat it.
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hoo boy I needed to see this tonight. Always nice seeing an absolute villain eat it.
No heat on visiting sideline? Soldier Field is the armpit of the NFL. Move the team to Gary and follow through on the threat.
December 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
No heat on visiting sideline? Soldier Field is the armpit of the NFL. Move the team to Gary and follow through on the threat.
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billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
Finally. A voice of reason. Hopefully the cost of penii (WITH testicles) will come down for all of us.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Finally. A voice of reason. Hopefully the cost of penii (WITH testicles) will come down for all of us.
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“Donald, you are not going to believe just how hungry this caterpillar is.”
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
“Donald, you are not going to believe just how hungry this caterpillar is.”
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My favorite tyrant joke: a man comes every day and peers at the front page of the newspaper without buying it.
The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?"
"An obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on the front page."
"This one will be."
The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?"
"An obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on the front page."
"This one will be."
December 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My favorite tyrant joke: a man comes every day and peers at the front page of the newspaper without buying it.
The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?"
"An obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on the front page."
"This one will be."
The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?"
"An obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on the front page."
"This one will be."