elliot degrassi
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elliot degrassi
@degrassi.bsky.social
· Feb 6
given the recent executive order banning transgender women from women's sports in the united states - all funds raised by don't rock the boat during the month of february will be donated to athlete ally and callen-lorde
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naruto villain: now that i’ve finally killed 10,000 babies i can combine my genocide jutsu with my racism eye and create a super racist genocide no jutsu!!!!!!
naruto villain after his backstory flashback: i need a hug. i’m sad. i didn’t mean it. i’m a wittle guy. i’m sorry
naruto villain after his backstory flashback: i need a hug. i’m sad. i didn’t mean it. i’m a wittle guy. i’m sorry
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
naruto villain: now that i’ve finally killed 10,000 babies i can combine my genocide jutsu with my racism eye and create a super racist genocide no jutsu!!!!!!
naruto villain after his backstory flashback: i need a hug. i’m sad. i didn’t mean it. i’m a wittle guy. i’m sorry
naruto villain after his backstory flashback: i need a hug. i’m sad. i didn’t mean it. i’m a wittle guy. i’m sorry
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
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Oh, thunder only happens when it's rainin'
Players only love you when they're playin'
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
You'll know
Players only love you when they're playin'
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
You'll know
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Oh, thunder only happens when it's rainin'
Players only love you when they're playin'
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
You'll know
Players only love you when they're playin'
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
You'll know
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There's nothing funny about cocaine
But sometimes a good one liner will make me snort! RS
But sometimes a good one liner will make me snort! RS
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
There's nothing funny about cocaine
But sometimes a good one liner will make me snort! RS
But sometimes a good one liner will make me snort! RS
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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Zohran is probably tactful enough not to talk about it publicly but I bet this whole thing is insanely weird for him
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Zohran is probably tactful enough not to talk about it publicly but I bet this whole thing is insanely weird for him
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trump looks at zohran the way i look at the hot bald guy at the italian deli who makes my meatball sandwich
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
trump looks at zohran the way i look at the hot bald guy at the italian deli who makes my meatball sandwich
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can i keep it one hundo with you guys. can i keep it real. okay. when i got a hood piercing, i did not realize how much time i would then have to spend removing it and replacing it for MRIs. i feel like i could maybe be a gynecologist now
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
can i keep it one hundo with you guys. can i keep it real. okay. when i got a hood piercing, i did not realize how much time i would then have to spend removing it and replacing it for MRIs. i feel like i could maybe be a gynecologist now
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absolute beast mode
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
absolute beast mode
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love this pull back from the chipmunks to three dudes in their late 30s to early 40s who are just trying to get this job done before either happy hour or having to do the same work for Motörhead
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
love this pull back from the chipmunks to three dudes in their late 30s to early 40s who are just trying to get this job done before either happy hour or having to do the same work for Motörhead
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on top of being v evil this is also embarrassing in the specific way it’s embarrassing when a rich girl does a performance at her bat mitzvah complete with like mics and a sound guy and shit and everyone has to pretend her act is really cool bc i mean it’s that or no chocolate fountain for you right
NEW: DHS invoked the “national emergency” at the border to skirt competitive bidding rules for a $220 million taxpayer-funded ad campaign.
We found that a firm with deep ties to Kristi Noem secretly benefited from the deal.
We found that a firm with deep ties to Kristi Noem secretly benefited from the deal.
Kristi Noem-Tied Firm Secretly Got Piece of $220 Million DHS Campaign
The company is run by the husband of Noem’s chief DHS spokesperson and has personal and business ties to Noem and her aides. DHS invoked the “emergency” at the border to skirt competitive bidding rules for the taxpayer-funded campaign.
www.propublica.org
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
on top of being v evil this is also embarrassing in the specific way it’s embarrassing when a rich girl does a performance at her bat mitzvah complete with like mics and a sound guy and shit and everyone has to pretend her act is really cool bc i mean it’s that or no chocolate fountain for you right
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Hey.
Im drowning right now, i need some help. My previous landlord needs me to pay her money for old rent, and i dont have a job yet. Please, please if you can help me at all. Im raising 700$ for it, along with trying to do anything to raise the amount myself.
www.paypal.com/pool/9k4Cokb...
Im drowning right now, i need some help. My previous landlord needs me to pay her money for old rent, and i dont have a job yet. Please, please if you can help me at all. Im raising 700$ for it, along with trying to do anything to raise the amount myself.
www.paypal.com/pool/9k4Cokb...
PayPal
www.paypal.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hey.
Im drowning right now, i need some help. My previous landlord needs me to pay her money for old rent, and i dont have a job yet. Please, please if you can help me at all. Im raising 700$ for it, along with trying to do anything to raise the amount myself.
www.paypal.com/pool/9k4Cokb...
Im drowning right now, i need some help. My previous landlord needs me to pay her money for old rent, and i dont have a job yet. Please, please if you can help me at all. Im raising 700$ for it, along with trying to do anything to raise the amount myself.
www.paypal.com/pool/9k4Cokb...
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It is journalistic malpractice to be within a city block of Vance and not read him this tweet through a bullhorn
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It is journalistic malpractice to be within a city block of Vance and not read him this tweet through a bullhorn
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The strike is not about whether or not you approve of Starbucks coffee. It's about the workers, who like all workers deserve equitable treatment and fair pay. That is the issue. Why bring up your personal feelings about the coffee? Nobody in this conversation cares. Start another thread about it.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The strike is not about whether or not you approve of Starbucks coffee. It's about the workers, who like all workers deserve equitable treatment and fair pay. That is the issue. Why bring up your personal feelings about the coffee? Nobody in this conversation cares. Start another thread about it.
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To save you a click, the list is:
Ambrosio
Minsky
Two of Everything
Caddy Shack 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold
Ambrosio
Minsky
Two of Everything
Caddy Shack 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
To save you a click, the list is:
Ambrosio
Minsky
Two of Everything
Caddy Shack 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold
Ambrosio
Minsky
Two of Everything
Caddy Shack 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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now that i’ve been a teacher for a good few years i’d like to tell anyone who’s in any kind of class rn: they don’t give a shit if you get it wrong, whatever it is. truly. they aren’t lying when they say they only want you to give it a try
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
now that i’ve been a teacher for a good few years i’d like to tell anyone who’s in any kind of class rn: they don’t give a shit if you get it wrong, whatever it is. truly. they aren’t lying when they say they only want you to give it a try
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happy hwv day!
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
happy hwv day!
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everything else aside this is just well-crafted, delightful prose.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
everything else aside this is just well-crafted, delightful prose.
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Shutdowns weren't a thing in the US either, until they were invented by the Carter administration. It's not some natural, immutable characteristic of the US system of government, although people (not the OP) talk about it that way.
Did you know that in Canada, if a budget doesn’t pass the government doesn’t shut down?
Federal workers aren’t furloughed.
Funding for social services doesn’t dry up.
Failure to pass a budget triggers an election.
It puts the politicians jobs on the line.
They get the budget passed.
Federal workers aren’t furloughed.
Funding for social services doesn’t dry up.
Failure to pass a budget triggers an election.
It puts the politicians jobs on the line.
They get the budget passed.
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Shutdowns weren't a thing in the US either, until they were invented by the Carter administration. It's not some natural, immutable characteristic of the US system of government, although people (not the OP) talk about it that way.