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It'll work out #OnePride #LGRW
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unions, folks: they're real good
February 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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also the venn diagram of people mad they can't understand the lyrics and the people who think born in the usa is about how good america is is a circle
my opinion on the Bad Bunny halftime show, and non-English music in general, is that i think a need to “be able to understand the lyrics” displays an embarrassing shallowness of the speaker to appreciate the voice as an instrument & to appreciate music as something other than a lyric delivery system
February 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Akt mit drei Armen, by Georg Baselitz, 1977 (not rotated), 📸 by Andreas Rentz
February 9, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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gotta be the Grand Am
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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Hooting and hollering for a punt that stops at the 1. Now thats big ten footbaw
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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All of Chris Hemsworths concerns struck me as well founded and his objections to the Alexa were cogent
so alexa will kill you horrifically? was that the gist?
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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Kid Rock: "god bless the stars and stripes, I love my truck almost as much as Donny's dumptruck" or some shit idk

Bad Bunny:
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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the beautiful game
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud
February 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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They got the big game on at the bar
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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Maybe consider somebody other than the Uvalde congressman to talk about how much the Republican Party cares about the well-being of little kids
Gonzales on Liam Ramos and his family: "They're not gonna qualify for asylum. So what do you do with all the people that go through the process and do not qualify for asylum? You deport them. I understand that 5-year-old and it breaks my heart. I also think, what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
February 8, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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The truly pointless but occasionally still funny exercise of “Imagine The Reaction If An Obama Official Said…” their Super Bowl snack was yogurt
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Okay I need to follow up on this and recognize that the international community has so far been surgical with their flak and for that they have my deep respect and appreciation
It’s minor by comparison but still infuriating that a bunch of athletes who have trained their entire lives to go to the Olympics are going to have to share the spotlight with Trump and his fucking ICE pigs, and probably get a bunch of flak they don’t deserve for his actions
February 8, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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I love all these insane kids at the Olympics and I love that America sends a crew of weirdos with dyed hair and unusual piercings and most of them are immigrants
February 8, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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1987 Battletech art by Doug Shuler
February 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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THIS. They’re in the South Metro now, hitting Carver County & Minneapolis suburbs HARD.

NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

They’re detaining observers because ICE & CBP believe the real problem is people filming them, not that ICE & CBP is committing domestic terror.

Less footage = less national news coverage.
By the way, for those of you not in MN: Homan’s strategy was to withdraw some agents, so it felt like we were in the denouement of the crisis, and then escalate hard against observers. They’re being incredibly aggressive with observers now. National media may not want to check out just yet
February 7, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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Saturday night LAN parties in the early 2000s
February 8, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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norway viking ship, around the world in 18 holes, lake george, new york, 2002
February 7, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Boris Vallejo artwork for Playboy’s Pro Football Preview, August 1984.
February 7, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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The US media reaction to this has been really interesting. NBC censored the booing on their broadcast. Now the WSJ is trying to expand the booing to the entire US delegation, who were actually cheered. Only old pumpkin head over here got booed
In an unmistakable sign of Europe’s rapidly dimming view on America, the U.S. delegation entered the Milan Cortina Opening Ceremony to a chorus of boos and disapproving whistles from the international crowd of more than 65,000. on.wsj.com/3ZUmCq1
February 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The guy in the Walmart ads triggers my uncanny valley feeling
February 7, 2026 at 6:18 AM