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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
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It’s genuinely incredible a political party would build up such a groundswell of momentum with a shutdown and massive landslide political victories across the country only to turn around and gut punch the entire country. It’s such a disaster. It’s such an incomprehensible self inflicted disaster
The democrats are supposed to be a pressure release valve for social inequity and with that gone… good luck
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It’s genuinely incredible a political party would build up such a groundswell of momentum with a shutdown and massive landslide political victories across the country only to turn around and gut punch the entire country. It’s such a disaster. It’s such an incomprehensible self inflicted disaster
Aaron Rodgers will have to find comfort in the arms of his very real wife
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Aaron Rodgers will have to find comfort in the arms of his very real wife
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Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
The valiant never taste of death but once.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
The valiant never taste of death but once.
An Etsy witch cursed the Steelers
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
An Etsy witch cursed the Steelers
Why the fuck can’t you just show me a replay of the penalty bro, why are you showing me a guy sitting on the bench, how hard is it to cover sports
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Why the fuck can’t you just show me a replay of the penalty bro, why are you showing me a guy sitting on the bench, how hard is it to cover sports
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔏𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔬𝔤𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔗𝔬𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔡𝔬 𝔄𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔶
𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘈𝘯 𝘈𝘭𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘤 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘪𝘥𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘦 𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘴
𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘈𝘯 𝘈𝘭𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘤 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘪𝘥𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘦 𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘴
September 13, 2024 at 3:59 PM
𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔏𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔬𝔤𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔗𝔬𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔡𝔬 𝔄𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔶
𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘈𝘯 𝘈𝘭𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘤 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘪𝘥𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘦 𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘴
𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘈𝘯 𝘈𝘭𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘤 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘪𝘥𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘦 𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘴
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November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
Democratic leadership saw an energized and organized electorate reject Trump’s agenda across the board five days ago and went oh fuck how do we stop this
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Democratic leadership saw an energized and organized electorate reject Trump’s agenda across the board five days ago and went oh fuck how do we stop this
Go Lions baby
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Go Lions baby
Apparently it’s cool to spread around obvious AI slop if you attach a post about how China is better than the US
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Apparently it’s cool to spread around obvious AI slop if you attach a post about how China is better than the US
I will vote for whatever candidate promises to outlaw cutting to the owners box after a TD
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I will vote for whatever candidate promises to outlaw cutting to the owners box after a TD
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theres a whole category of newstertainment thats gotta go. and its "ask a really rich freak who is also evil and directly stealing from you what hes seen on the computer lately that has made him feel bad." the only -- ONLY -- story about this guy worth exploring is: he is getting rich spying on you
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
theres a whole category of newstertainment thats gotta go. and its "ask a really rich freak who is also evil and directly stealing from you what hes seen on the computer lately that has made him feel bad." the only -- ONLY -- story about this guy worth exploring is: he is getting rich spying on you
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[concluding my history of the 100 Years War] In the end, if I'd been there, it wouldn't have gone down like that.
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 AM
[concluding my history of the 100 Years War] In the end, if I'd been there, it wouldn't have gone down like that.
Crazy that Trump’s solution to housing affordability would be a handout to banks, he‘s such a salt of the earth guy
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Crazy that Trump’s solution to housing affordability would be a handout to banks, he‘s such a salt of the earth guy
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never seen a punt come to rest on the pylon like that before
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
never seen a punt come to rest on the pylon like that before
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If you have an obituary prewritten for me please let me know how I can apologize
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If you have an obituary prewritten for me please let me know how I can apologize
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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whenever i lose a game of magic:
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
whenever i lose a game of magic:
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Pulse of the Mallards
November 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Pulse of the Mallards
Don’t robotrip kids, when you’re 35 and actually need cough syrup for a cough it will make you feel insane
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Don’t robotrip kids, when you’re 35 and actually need cough syrup for a cough it will make you feel insane
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The ability to convince capital markets to hand you a trillion dollars on the strength of obvious bullshit paired with the inability to get a single human to sincerely and spontaneously say they love you is some real punishment of the gods shit.
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The ability to convince capital markets to hand you a trillion dollars on the strength of obvious bullshit paired with the inability to get a single human to sincerely and spontaneously say they love you is some real punishment of the gods shit.
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TINY UMBRELLAS FOR PYLON CAMS
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
TINY UMBRELLAS FOR PYLON CAMS