Alan Edwards
@derenemyn.com
Widowed dog dad, former caregiver. Mass Effect and Bioware nerd, writer, actor, fight choreographer, carny, larper, wrestling mark. I wrote about Julienne at derenemyn.com and her writing is at whimsyandwarpaint.com.
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Alan Edwards
@derenemyn.com
· Feb 22
They say to get two dogs so they can keep each other company well I feel like that about swords so I'm excited to announce that my bastard now has a sibling bastard
It is 2 degrees F outside right now and I'm protesting having to work in these conditions
December 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
It is 2 degrees F outside right now and I'm protesting having to work in these conditions
Came across this from 2019. Waffles did not know what to make of my Donald Duck voice
Also enjoy my bedhead
Also enjoy my bedhead
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Came across this from 2019. Waffles did not know what to make of my Donald Duck voice
Also enjoy my bedhead
Also enjoy my bedhead
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If "I bet you can't whoop him" was a person
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
If "I bet you can't whoop him" was a person
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One thing I always want to ask these masculinity entrepreneurs is why men can’t look to women as role models, and can’t see in women models of human virtue and thriving that are worth emulating. After all, women look to men for these all the time.
Sure, Galloway is better than Peterson
But he still believes the natural order of things requires men to be supreme. Men must protect, provide and procreate. It's dressed in progressive language, but it's fundamentally a patriarchal box to trap men in
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
But he still believes the natural order of things requires men to be supreme. Men must protect, provide and procreate. It's dressed in progressive language, but it's fundamentally a patriarchal box to trap men in
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Scott Galloway on the masculinity crisis: ‘I worry we are evolving a new breed of asexual, asocial males’
When his book Notes on Being a Man was released last month, it raced to the top of the bestseller lists. The US author, tech entrepreneur and podcaster explains his theories on dating, crying – and th...
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
One thing I always want to ask these masculinity entrepreneurs is why men can’t look to women as role models, and can’t see in women models of human virtue and thriving that are worth emulating. After all, women look to men for these all the time.
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The entire Internet's been enshittified. Your problem is with capitalism, not some stranger posting a screenshot of what music they listened to on an app this year.
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The entire Internet's been enshittified. Your problem is with capitalism, not some stranger posting a screenshot of what music they listened to on an app this year.
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What’s concerns me… We are still talking about power as the defining trait of masculinity… We need to be talking about virtue
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
What’s concerns me… We are still talking about power as the defining trait of masculinity… We need to be talking about virtue
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Worse than AI but hey, better than AI
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Worse than AI but hey, better than AI
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No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
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Seems like a good time for people who look like me to get louder about the people who don't.
FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.
FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Seems like a good time for people who look like me to get louder about the people who don't.
FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.
FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.
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The only Clinton I want to hear anything from ever again is George Clinton… Please let the relics of the last century fade into the past…
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The only Clinton I want to hear anything from ever again is George Clinton… Please let the relics of the last century fade into the past…
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Imma start telling the bill people i can’t give you this money because of the “fog of war”
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Imma start telling the bill people i can’t give you this money because of the “fog of war”
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Missed this stream?
Join us for the next one, we're live on Twitch & YouTube every week!
Join us for the next one, we're live on Twitch & YouTube every week!
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Missed this stream?
Join us for the next one, we're live on Twitch & YouTube every week!
Join us for the next one, we're live on Twitch & YouTube every week!
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Correct!
Generations are fake.
They really went and slapped a "born between 1965 and 1980" banner on top of Douglas Coupland, b. 1961, explaining how he wrote his book defining his generation
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Correct!
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Dog… you might fall in love with somebody who likes things that never go on sale
Just pray about it king
Just pray about it king
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Dog… you might fall in love with somebody who likes things that never go on sale
Just pray about it king
Just pray about it king
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While everyone is debating whether the second strike was legal, let me point out that none of the first strikes were legal. If a foreign government started blowing up US boats, killing Americans, in international waters, that would be illegal. The US would consider that an act of war.
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
While everyone is debating whether the second strike was legal, let me point out that none of the first strikes were legal. If a foreign government started blowing up US boats, killing Americans, in international waters, that would be illegal. The US would consider that an act of war.
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White men are especially awful. I also would choose the bear
White men are especially awful. I also would choose the bear
in my experience men will also say awful shit to another man they just met, unsolicited, with the full expectation of agreement. there was a period where Uber drivers would start expounding to me on the Evils of Women about eight minutes into an LAX run
I go to more places alone now (bars and restaurants) and unintentionally eavesdrop on a lot of conversations and I just gotta say that men say really weird shit to eachother when they think no one is listening
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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White men are especially awful. I also would choose the bear
White men are especially awful. I also would choose the bear
Work from home snow day
December 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Work from home snow day
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BTW, if you sign up today in the U.S., you'll get your first paper by Christmas. (You'll also instantly get a certificate in your email confirming that you're a good person.)
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Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
BTW, if you sign up today in the U.S., you'll get your first paper by Christmas. (You'll also instantly get a certificate in your email confirming that you're a good person.)
membership.theonion.com
membership.theonion.com
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I am begging people to tip service industry workers this weekend.
Bc people haven’t tipped I can’t buy groceries or pay my phone bill. I’ll barely make enough to cover room and gas for the week.
We work ourselves to the brink during the holidays to be treated like shit.
I shouldn’t be like this
Bc people haven’t tipped I can’t buy groceries or pay my phone bill. I’ll barely make enough to cover room and gas for the week.
We work ourselves to the brink during the holidays to be treated like shit.
I shouldn’t be like this
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I am begging people to tip service industry workers this weekend.
Bc people haven’t tipped I can’t buy groceries or pay my phone bill. I’ll barely make enough to cover room and gas for the week.
We work ourselves to the brink during the holidays to be treated like shit.
I shouldn’t be like this
Bc people haven’t tipped I can’t buy groceries or pay my phone bill. I’ll barely make enough to cover room and gas for the week.
We work ourselves to the brink during the holidays to be treated like shit.
I shouldn’t be like this