Sorrel
@sorrelish.bsky.social
something nice with flowers or cats
If your love is corroded this easily it was never pure. He didn’t deserve boobs.
Well, y'all did it AGAIN!
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If your love is corroded this easily it was never pure. He didn’t deserve boobs.
Last year for my birthday my mother sent me a strange gift - a document wallet made of handmade paper with a note attached saying it was for keepsakes. I was confused because it was only big enough for one sheet of paper & put it aside. It is now clear she intended me to keep her suicide note in it.
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Last year for my birthday my mother sent me a strange gift - a document wallet made of handmade paper with a note attached saying it was for keepsakes. I was confused because it was only big enough for one sheet of paper & put it aside. It is now clear she intended me to keep her suicide note in it.
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11 days apart. Brutal.
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
11 days apart. Brutal.
I like hoarding things, building resource networks, solving SIMPLE puzzles, farming and crafting. Baffling why I thought this game would be for me.
Bought Silksong then remembered that I hate everything about that kind of game. Hate jumping on ledges, hate fighting tricky bosses, hate solving difficult puzzles. Bad decision all round tbh.
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I like hoarding things, building resource networks, solving SIMPLE puzzles, farming and crafting. Baffling why I thought this game would be for me.
Bought Silksong then remembered that I hate everything about that kind of game. Hate jumping on ledges, hate fighting tricky bosses, hate solving difficult puzzles. Bad decision all round tbh.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Bought Silksong then remembered that I hate everything about that kind of game. Hate jumping on ledges, hate fighting tricky bosses, hate solving difficult puzzles. Bad decision all round tbh.
Still keep thinking ‘no it’s too early for Christmas things’ but actually it’s not really is it? Christmas is really soon and I’m not prepared in any of the ways a person should be.
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Still keep thinking ‘no it’s too early for Christmas things’ but actually it’s not really is it? Christmas is really soon and I’m not prepared in any of the ways a person should be.
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
Feeling a little better today so obviously feeling incredibly guilty about feeling better.
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Feeling a little better today so obviously feeling incredibly guilty about feeling better.
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I found it, lads, on my cycle to work: a van with stickers that make the 'honk if you want a blowjob' one that Jay bought for Simon in The Inbetweeners look like T. S. Eliot. The one in the bottom left-hand corner is the nadir for me but you might suggest another contender.
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I found it, lads, on my cycle to work: a van with stickers that make the 'honk if you want a blowjob' one that Jay bought for Simon in The Inbetweeners look like T. S. Eliot. The one in the bottom left-hand corner is the nadir for me but you might suggest another contender.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene walking through the Capitol hurling copies of the Epstein Files everywhere like Regina George in Mean Girls.
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene walking through the Capitol hurling copies of the Epstein Files everywhere like Regina George in Mean Girls.
I once had to stop, get out and tell a car to go round me at midnight in the middle of nowhere in wales because their headlights were level with my rear mirror and I couldn’t see a fucking thing. SUVs = scarier than talking to a stranger on a backroad at midnight.
Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I once had to stop, get out and tell a car to go round me at midnight in the middle of nowhere in wales because their headlights were level with my rear mirror and I couldn’t see a fucking thing. SUVs = scarier than talking to a stranger on a backroad at midnight.
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
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You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 7:15 AM
You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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Also make sure that your child reads the AI generated “ebooks” on ReadingPlus as that generates the reports we need for the DofE and which we can’t provide if she reads actual books for fun instead
Messages from school to my parents in the 90s: Fill in the slip at the bottom & bring in £2 for the trip to the zoo
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Also make sure that your child reads the AI generated “ebooks” on ReadingPlus as that generates the reports we need for the DofE and which we can’t provide if she reads actual books for fun instead
I have two adult teeth missing because they never existed. One tiny gene expression got messed up when I was put together and erased two teeth.
Ok query time. Biology is messy and full of exceptions. How does *your* body differ from the usual expected of you as the human you are? Anything big or small.
My mum has an extra vertebrae, a close friend multiple spleens. One sis is built like she works out but eats like a sparrow.
My mum has an extra vertebrae, a close friend multiple spleens. One sis is built like she works out but eats like a sparrow.
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I have two adult teeth missing because they never existed. One tiny gene expression got messed up when I was put together and erased two teeth.
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I have had it with the justifications. The weaponization of poverty, neurodiversity, mental illness, all of it.
if you follow me and are using my RTs of authors' books to pirate books (many who are financially struggling, I might add), then frankly fuck off.
if you follow me and are using my RTs of authors' books to pirate books (many who are financially struggling, I might add), then frankly fuck off.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I have had it with the justifications. The weaponization of poverty, neurodiversity, mental illness, all of it.
if you follow me and are using my RTs of authors' books to pirate books (many who are financially struggling, I might add), then frankly fuck off.
if you follow me and are using my RTs of authors' books to pirate books (many who are financially struggling, I might add), then frankly fuck off.
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kinda freudian.... idk
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
kinda freudian.... idk
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Attn Labour Party
After more than 10 years of “the Danish Model”, nativism is hegemonic in the country, the far right polls near level highs again, and the Social Democrats lost Copenhagen and poll at historic low.
European Social Democrats should look at the facts, not the myths!
Me in @theguardian.com
European Social Democrats should look at the facts, not the myths!
Me in @theguardian.com
The ‘Danish model’ is the darling of centre-left parties like Labour. The problem is, it doesn’t even work in Denmark | Cas Mudde
This week’s local elections are the latest reminder that when social democrats move rightwards, they’re making a mistake, says academic and author Cas Mudde
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Attn Labour Party
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It's a travel tavern.
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
It's a travel tavern.
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
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Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪
Yesterday a giant 12kg bag of peanuts arrived for the badgers. She thought of everything.
My mum has been feeding hoards of wild birds, badgers, foxes, hedgehogs, mice, weasels, squirrels, feral cats and other critters for over a decade. Now she has passed, we are going to have to slowly wean them off the gravy train so as not to cause a massive shock in the local ecosystem.
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Yesterday a giant 12kg bag of peanuts arrived for the badgers. She thought of everything.
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