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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 5h

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Frankensorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 6h

Sorry what point are you making here 🤭

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Frankensorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 7h

Apt to have done this at the station that sounds most like old timey slang for penis.

Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 12h

I guess we know where he got off.

Pervert caught performing sex act on himself at train station

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FrankenSnodes @mrsnodes.bsky.social · 1d

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Your Dad Yells At Hotels @yellsonpolitics.bsky.social · 9h

I see the *checks notes* dictionary woke up today and chose violence

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 21h

Here’s a primer on ‘primer.’

It’s pronounced ‘PRIMM-er’ if you mean “a small book” or “a short informative piece of writing.”

It’s pronounced ‘PRY-mer’ if you mean “an initial coat of paint.”

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Mikey C @amazingmikeyc.bsky.social · 11h

During the night one of our cats has got into this pack of cheese topped bread rolls and eaten the cheese off the top

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chilly @chillylacroix.bsky.social · 15h

can't explain it but, this is what living in the 2020s feels like

A basic, fuzzy boot rendered unfunctional by the addition of an open toe and heel for no reason at all

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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 19h

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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 20h

“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit

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Frankensorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 8h

Every room is an orgy room if you’re not a pussy

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Spooky Scary Lorna @florilegia.bsky.social · 9h

Three cheers for the inflatable frog!

Headline from the (extremely right wing) Daily Telegraph: "Unmasked: Inflatable frog tormenting ICE is non-binary ‘Antifa terrorist’"

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matt’s slutty lil halloween name @windows98support.bsky.social · 9h

The social skills are stored in the foreskin

Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 22h

please be patient with me I was circumcised

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 11h

Wonderful to see the Jackie archives appearing on the British Newspaper Archive so we can see which hot to trot hunks the teen girls of 1964 were moistly pinning to their walls.

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Em (slutty Halloween costume edition) @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 1d

Meet the young tories dreaming of a bright blue future

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 1d

Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 21h

Deafening applause as Zack Polanski tells Zia Yusuf that people's concern over immigration is because he spends all his time spreading misinformation and fear.

#bbcqt

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 1d

People over 40 watching birds at the bird feeder

Picture of a crowd going wild with enthusiasm

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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 1d

If you complain about Bad Bunny because you can’t understand the lyrics, you’re no longer allowed to listen to Pearl Jam.

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Frankensorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 20h

The thing is that incest is only really prosecuted if it’s part of a wider abusive situation or produces offspring, similar to age of consent. I doubt there are many people out there who want to consensually fuck their family members who are deterred by the legality. Baby’s first philosophy class.

Sam Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus Christ I was only fucking joking ...

www.spectator.co.uk/article/what...

What my GB News incest row critics fail to understand

If reproductive and non-reproductive incest are so bad, why do people resort to personal attacks as opposed to moral arguments?

www.spectator.co.uk

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Frankensorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 20h

This is up there with ‘The parties are advised to chill’ in fatuous music industry lawsuits.

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 22h

NEW: Federal judge dismisses Drake's defamation case against Kendrick Lamar storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

The issue in this case is whether "Not Like Us" can reasonably be understood to convey as a factual matter that Drake is a pedophile or that he has engaged in sexual relations with minors. In light of the overall context in which the statements in the Recording were made, the Court holds that it cannot.

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 22h

"The average listener is not under the impression that a diss track is the product of a thoughtful or disinterested investigation, conveying to the public factchecked verifiable content."

The forum here is a music recording, in particular a rap “diss track,” with accompanying video and album art. Diss tracks are much more akin to forums like YouTube and X, which “encourag[e] a freewheeling, anything-goes writing style,” than journalistic reporting. Sandals Resorts, 86 A.D.3d at 43 (quotation marks omitted). The average listener is not under the impression that a diss track is the product of a thoughtful or disinterested investigation, conveying to the public factchecked verifiable content.

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Frankensorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 21h

This popular school assembly song is not merely a heartwarming treatise on personal relationships but also an age appropriate lesson in basic economics. In this essay I will -