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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 18h

What if our hands touched in the prostate and rectal examination simulator?

A dummy for a prostate exam that could be yours for only 2200$

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HallowAnna™🐀🍂🍁🎃XX @transience80.bsky.social · 2h

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🦇🧛‍♂️Bram Stoker’s GuitarMoogula🧛‍♂️🦇 @guitarmoog.bsky.social · 5h

There were some who just toad the line, and some who stood up to them.

Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 16h

I love this image.

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Frankensorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 3h

Also even if it’s true who fucking cares

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 6h

Overheard train chat between two tough-looking youths:

Youth one: “I got déjà vu, man. I saw this dog and felt like I’d seen it before.”

Youth two: “That’s not déjà vu. You just saw a dog twice.”

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Frankensorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 8h

Does Chagos even have a large enough population to do a surge? I mean surely even if they all came at once that’s barely a ripple.

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Frankensorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry what point are you making here 🤭

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Frankensorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 1d

Apt to have done this at the station that sounds most like old timey slang for penis.

Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 1d

I guess we know where he got off.

Pervert caught performing sex act on himself at train station

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FrankenSnodes @mrsnodes.bsky.social · 1d

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Your Dad Yells At Hotels @yellsonpolitics.bsky.social · 1d

I see the *checks notes* dictionary woke up today and chose violence

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 1d

Here’s a primer on ‘primer.’

It’s pronounced ‘PRIMM-er’ if you mean “a small book” or “a short informative piece of writing.”

It’s pronounced ‘PRY-mer’ if you mean “an initial coat of paint.”

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Mikey C @amazingmikeyc.bsky.social · 1d

During the night one of our cats has got into this pack of cheese topped bread rolls and eaten the cheese off the top

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chilly @chillylacroix.bsky.social · 1d

can't explain it but, this is what living in the 2020s feels like

A basic, fuzzy boot rendered unfunctional by the addition of an open toe and heel for no reason at all

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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 1d

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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 1d

“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit

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Frankensorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 1d

Every room is an orgy room if you’re not a pussy

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Spooky Scary Lorna @florilegia.bsky.social · 1d

Three cheers for the inflatable frog!

Headline from the (extremely right wing) Daily Telegraph: "Unmasked: Inflatable frog tormenting ICE is non-binary ‘Antifa terrorist’"

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matt’s slutty lil halloween name @windows98support.bsky.social · 1d

The social skills are stored in the foreskin

Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 1d

please be patient with me I was circumcised

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 1d

Wonderful to see the Jackie archives appearing on the British Newspaper Archive so we can see which hot to trot hunks the teen girls of 1964 were moistly pinning to their walls.

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Em (slutty Halloween costume edition) @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 2d

Meet the young tories dreaming of a bright blue future

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 2d

Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 1d

Deafening applause as Zack Polanski tells Zia Yusuf that people's concern over immigration is because he spends all his time spreading misinformation and fear.

#bbcqt

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 2d

People over 40 watching birds at the bird feeder

Picture of a crowd going wild with enthusiasm

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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 2d

If you complain about Bad Bunny because you can’t understand the lyrics, you’re no longer allowed to listen to Pearl Jam.

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Frankensorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 1d

The thing is that incest is only really prosecuted if it’s part of a wider abusive situation or produces offspring, similar to age of consent. I doubt there are many people out there who want to consensually fuck their family members who are deterred by the legality. Baby’s first philosophy class.

Sam Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 2d

Jesus Christ I was only fucking joking ...

www.spectator.co.uk/article/what...

What my GB News incest row critics fail to understand

If reproductive and non-reproductive incest are so bad, why do people resort to personal attacks as opposed to moral arguments?

www.spectator.co.uk

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