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(einstein after spending 2 hours at a bbq buffet) "I know not with what consistency todays third shit will be produced, but shit number four will be big fart diarrhea"
December 18, 2023 at 8:18 PM
(einstein after spending 2 hours at a bbq buffet) "I know not with what consistency todays third shit will be produced, but shit number four will be big fart diarrhea"
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if a sandwich doesn't make a fart sound when you bite down its not real food and contains no nutrients
May 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
if a sandwich doesn't make a fart sound when you bite down its not real food and contains no nutrients
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Microsofts Head of Shit Just Farted - "Uh Oh!"
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Microsofts Head of Shit Just Farted - "Uh Oh!"
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if you duct taped your ass to the toilet air tight and repeatedly flushed, would it suck out your poop and organs or would you fill up with water and drown
October 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
if you duct taped your ass to the toilet air tight and repeatedly flushed, would it suck out your poop and organs or would you fill up with water and drown
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at the function covered in shit and piss with a visible erection, why does no one want to talk to me
October 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
at the function covered in shit and piss with a visible erection, why does no one want to talk to me
Carrying around a turd clipped to my backpack and calling it a Ladoodoo
October 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Carrying around a turd clipped to my backpack and calling it a Ladoodoo
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Please appropriate our culture
- frogs
- frogs
October 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Please appropriate our culture
- frogs
- frogs
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It's going bald Sunday. Everybody lose your hair
October 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It's going bald Sunday. Everybody lose your hair
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Pooping! At The Gay Bar
September 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Pooping! At The Gay Bar
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20% piss tariff
34% shit tariff
50% cum tariff
10% tariff on all hole
34% shit tariff
50% cum tariff
10% tariff on all hole
April 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
20% piss tariff
34% shit tariff
50% cum tariff
10% tariff on all hole
34% shit tariff
50% cum tariff
10% tariff on all hole
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you wouldn't believe the shit coming out of my ass right now
September 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
you wouldn't believe the shit coming out of my ass right now
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My cousin keeps trying to set me up with a woman from his gym and he asked me whats most important in a woman and i said kindness and immediately went nah i mean do you like big tits. I said kindness is the biggest tit of all
September 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My cousin keeps trying to set me up with a woman from his gym and he asked me whats most important in a woman and i said kindness and immediately went nah i mean do you like big tits. I said kindness is the biggest tit of all
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I farted in the Dollar General.
August 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Good thing he's adorable. He just farted in his sleep so bad that it made me gag.
August 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Good thing he's adorable. He just farted in his sleep so bad that it made me gag.
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just took a shit so big it had its own butt that shit out another shit
August 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
just took a shit so big it had its own butt that shit out another shit
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boiling some diarrhea, just in case
August 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
boiling some diarrhea, just in case
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a fun prank you can play as a pilot would be to drop all the oxygen masks and wait til everyone has them on and is crying, and then you come on the speaker and say "this is your captain speaking, and uhhh i just fucking farted" and then fart into the air supply
June 10, 2024 at 1:34 AM
a fun prank you can play as a pilot would be to drop all the oxygen masks and wait til everyone has them on and is crying, and then you come on the speaker and say "this is your captain speaking, and uhhh i just fucking farted" and then fart into the air supply
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do you think the toilet gets sad when it turns out you just had to fart or is it relieved
May 1, 2024 at 5:50 AM
do you think the toilet gets sad when it turns out you just had to fart or is it relieved
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i've learned so much about myself ever since i started keeping a fart diary
September 24, 2024 at 2:10 AM
i've learned so much about myself ever since i started keeping a fart diary
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i'm creating my own genre of stomp clap hey called squat fart shit
August 17, 2025 at 7:26 AM
i'm creating my own genre of stomp clap hey called squat fart shit