Dick5
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Keep your expectations super low and you will never be disappointed.
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The 49ers averaged 8.7 points a game in their three games against the Seahawks. They averaged 27.5 points a game against every other opponent.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
49ers averaged 8.7 points a game vs. Seahawks, 27.5 points a game vs. rest of NFL
The 49ers had a good offense this season.
www.nbcsports.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The 49ers averaged 8.7 points a game in their three games against the Seahawks. They averaged 27.5 points a game against every other opponent.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
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The Seahawks have lost 3 games by a combined 9 points. They’ve won 15 games by a combined 235.
Best team in football.
Best team in football.
January 18, 2026 at 7:04 AM
The Seahawks have lost 3 games by a combined 9 points. They’ve won 15 games by a combined 235.
Best team in football.
Best team in football.
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I call him the pit master bc he smoked the offseason
January 18, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I call him the pit master bc he smoked the offseason
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Aaron Rodgers in the pocket
January 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Aaron Rodgers in the pocket
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*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
January 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
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[time traveling back to 10000 B.C.]
CAVEMAN: ook ook ook
ME: *taking back can of Mt Dew Code Red from him* told you it was good
CAVEMAN: ook ook ook
ME: *taking back can of Mt Dew Code Red from him* told you it was good
January 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
[time traveling back to 10000 B.C.]
CAVEMAN: ook ook ook
ME: *taking back can of Mt Dew Code Red from him* told you it was good
CAVEMAN: ook ook ook
ME: *taking back can of Mt Dew Code Red from him* told you it was good
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*slams buzzer so hard my arm goes through the podium*
January 3, 2024 at 3:29 AM
*slams buzzer so hard my arm goes through the podium*
@hawkblogger.com can you find out which version of custom Jerseys and stuff the players would prefer us to start wearing for this playoff run? Feels like it could still go either way.
January 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
@hawkblogger.com can you find out which version of custom Jerseys and stuff the players would prefer us to start wearing for this playoff run? Feels like it could still go either way.
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The 49ers scored 3 points in their first game under Kyle Shanahan in 2017. Since then, they had never been held under six points in a game over the course nearly nine seasons until the Seahawks held them to 3 tonight.
January 4, 2026 at 5:45 AM
The 49ers scored 3 points in their first game under Kyle Shanahan in 2017. Since then, they had never been held under six points in a game over the course nearly nine seasons until the Seahawks held them to 3 tonight.
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Just think, right now someone is quietly carting red and gold “NFC West Champions” t-shirts to an incinerator at Levi’s
January 4, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Just think, right now someone is quietly carting red and gold “NFC West Champions” t-shirts to an incinerator at Levi’s
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RT if you want the hawks to WIN🙊🙋♂️
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
RT if you want the hawks to WIN🙊🙋♂️
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Derick Hall is pretty high on my personal “man I just like how he plays” list
January 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Derick Hall is pretty high on my personal “man I just like how he plays” list
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He fought the Dlaw and the Dlaw won
December 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
He fought the Dlaw and the Dlaw won
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Bradford's been blocking his ass off in shortyardage all day
December 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Bradford's been blocking his ass off in shortyardage all day
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When you're whining about a game you won and its not because you're trying to get a high draft pick, you're spoiled as a fan.
December 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
When you're whining about a game you won and its not because you're trying to get a high draft pick, you're spoiled as a fan.
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Going 6 for 6 with a game-winning 56-yarder is pretty good, but if you really want to know how well Jason Myers is playing, consider that postgame quotes revealed at least three nicknames for him:
Big 5 (Ernest Jones)
J5 (Spoon)
Money J (Uchenna Nwosu)
That's some serious kicker swag.
Big 5 (Ernest Jones)
J5 (Spoon)
Money J (Uchenna Nwosu)
That's some serious kicker swag.
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Going 6 for 6 with a game-winning 56-yarder is pretty good, but if you really want to know how well Jason Myers is playing, consider that postgame quotes revealed at least three nicknames for him:
Big 5 (Ernest Jones)
J5 (Spoon)
Money J (Uchenna Nwosu)
That's some serious kicker swag.
Big 5 (Ernest Jones)
J5 (Spoon)
Money J (Uchenna Nwosu)
That's some serious kicker swag.
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Devon Witherspoon makes this happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Devon Witherspoon makes this happen.
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It Doesn't Have To Be Close
Final: Seahawks 37, Falcons 9. The Seahawks improve to 10-3, and have not allowed a touchdown in the last two games.
December 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It Doesn't Have To Be Close
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Mike Macdonald is now 12-2 on the road since becoming Head Coach of the Seattle Seahawks. No coach in NFL history has failed to win a Superbowl after starting their career in such fashion. Let's GO! #GoHawks
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Mike Macdonald is now 12-2 on the road since becoming Head Coach of the Seattle Seahawks. No coach in NFL history has failed to win a Superbowl after starting their career in such fashion. Let's GO! #GoHawks
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IS THIS GOOOOOD?????
Seahawks defense the last two games:
9 total points allowed
8 turnovers
9 total points allowed
8 turnovers
December 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
IS THIS GOOOOOD?????