Stonecold Steve Baker — Afternoon nap advocate
@dickierock.bsky.social
sui generis | Good thanks, Y'self? | @SteveBakewood at the bad place. | Public bars & dirty guitars.
Always was, always will be 🔴⚫️🟡
Always was, always will be 🔴⚫️🟡
Bitch please, he fucked you so hard when you ran against him for Premier, your mistress got pregnant
Still no policies to share, but it looks like he does dine at places other than the lobster cave.
January 23, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Bitch please, he fucked you so hard when you ran against him for Premier, your mistress got pregnant
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I laughed so hard at this that I nearly coughed up my one remaining kidney. It is very very clear what happens if your passport doesn't arrive: you cannot travel. Just because you don't like the answer doesn't mean the answer has not been provided.
January 23, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I laughed so hard at this that I nearly coughed up my one remaining kidney. It is very very clear what happens if your passport doesn't arrive: you cannot travel. Just because you don't like the answer doesn't mean the answer has not been provided.
Ping @nightwatchman.bsky.social (and me)
This is bad for older job seekers as many employers will ask AI to eliminate those who are above a certain date of birth, or an long employment record indicating seniority.
January 22, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Ping @nightwatchman.bsky.social (and me)
Death, taxes, and getting stuck behind a garbage truck on a warm morning in the Shabbos traffic in Elsternwick and Caulfield.
Windows up, motherfuckers
Windows up, motherfuckers
January 22, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Death, taxes, and getting stuck behind a garbage truck on a warm morning in the Shabbos traffic in Elsternwick and Caulfield.
Windows up, motherfuckers
Windows up, motherfuckers
bUy tHe pApEr
Memo to The Age: I don’t give a flying f#ck what school this bloke attended
January 22, 2026 at 10:18 PM
bUy tHe pApEr
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, D.C. 20500 U.S.
You’re welcome
You’re welcome
Vance: If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.
January 22, 2026 at 8:55 PM
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, D.C. 20500 U.S.
You’re welcome
You’re welcome
Hard ‘n Fast went through the roof when it switched to Chasers.
January 22, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Hard ‘n Fast went through the roof when it switched to Chasers.
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They've all found gainful employment...
It’s so interesting that the comet pizza-Q-Anon folks have disappeared just as their deeply held concerns about a widespread elite child trafficking conspiracy has been proven correct
January 22, 2026 at 8:43 AM
They've all found gainful employment...
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Hurting which society exactly? I think if you remove “relentless negativity around” and just admit AI and Big Tech in general is hurting society, we’re on to something.
Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.
January 22, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Hurting which society exactly? I think if you remove “relentless negativity around” and just admit AI and Big Tech in general is hurting society, we’re on to something.
“FUCK ME CHARLES IN CHARGE!”
"JOFFREY!"
January 22, 2026 at 4:40 AM
“FUCK ME CHARLES IN CHARGE!”
Folks, I am in Yarraville and perilously close to Jimmy’s Deli. Should I go to Jimmy’s Deli and grab a toastie? I feel like I want to support Jimmy’s Deli
January 22, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Folks, I am in Yarraville and perilously close to Jimmy’s Deli. Should I go to Jimmy’s Deli and grab a toastie? I feel like I want to support Jimmy’s Deli
The Williamstown Rd off-ramp at the West Gate Bridge is borked. Do not recommend
January 21, 2026 at 11:38 PM
The Williamstown Rd off-ramp at the West Gate Bridge is borked. Do not recommend
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Really looking forward to Waleed’s lecturing us all about why the collapse of the Coalition is bad for the sensible centre and biPaRtiSAn politics in NineFax in the coming days.
January 21, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Really looking forward to Waleed’s lecturing us all about why the collapse of the Coalition is bad for the sensible centre and biPaRtiSAn politics in NineFax in the coming days.
Hash-fucking-tag ‘Straya
January 21, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Hash-fucking-tag ‘Straya
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Microsoft CEO says AI “risks becoming a speculative bubble unless its use spreads beyond big tech companies and wealthy economies.” Brother you’re the one building this dogshit, we’re three years and hundreds of billions in, how have you not worked it out?
www.ft.com/content/2a29...
www.ft.com/content/2a29...
January 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Microsoft CEO says AI “risks becoming a speculative bubble unless its use spreads beyond big tech companies and wealthy economies.” Brother you’re the one building this dogshit, we’re three years and hundreds of billions in, how have you not worked it out?
www.ft.com/content/2a29...
www.ft.com/content/2a29...
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Time to start collecting evidence to get that Advance group proscribed as a hate group. They won't be able to help themselves based on the quality of the clowns in it. Leopards and faces makes for the best statements
January 20, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Time to start collecting evidence to get that Advance group proscribed as a hate group. They won't be able to help themselves based on the quality of the clowns in it. Leopards and faces makes for the best statements
Bob Mould (w/ Jason Narducy & Jon Worster) - Corner Hotel
Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings - Corner Hotel
Soundgarden - The Palais
Weezer - Myer Music Bowl
Shihad - The Esplanade Hotel
Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings - Corner Hotel
Soundgarden - The Palais
Weezer - Myer Music Bowl
Shihad - The Esplanade Hotel
TISM -Silver Cuttlefish outfits Teachers Club
TISM - Black Balaclava outfits Trade Union Club
TISM - Giant Baseball Caps Phoenician Club
Died Pretty Macquarie University
Celibate Rifles Round House
TISM - Black Balaclava outfits Trade Union Club
TISM - Giant Baseball Caps Phoenician Club
Died Pretty Macquarie University
Celibate Rifles Round House
Soulsonic Force
Juan Atkins
David Axelrod
Electric Prunes
Gil Scott Heron
Juan Atkins
David Axelrod
Electric Prunes
Gil Scott Heron
January 20, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Bob Mould (w/ Jason Narducy & Jon Worster) - Corner Hotel
Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings - Corner Hotel
Soundgarden - The Palais
Weezer - Myer Music Bowl
Shihad - The Esplanade Hotel
Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings - Corner Hotel
Soundgarden - The Palais
Weezer - Myer Music Bowl
Shihad - The Esplanade Hotel
When I started learning to play drums as an 11 y.o I was fascinated by Rob Hirst’s energy, technical proficiency and the presence of his drumming on the Oils’ 10 to 1 album. He was inspiring. Time has proved him to be one of Australia’s greatest musicians and his legacy with Midnight Oil is massive
January 20, 2026 at 6:36 AM
When I started learning to play drums as an 11 y.o I was fascinated by Rob Hirst’s energy, technical proficiency and the presence of his drumming on the Oils’ 10 to 1 album. He was inspiring. Time has proved him to be one of Australia’s greatest musicians and his legacy with Midnight Oil is massive
$1.10 that the DNC screws the pooch
It will be funny if the midterms go ahead and the Dems lose again.
Ok. Funny is the wrong word.
Ok. Funny is the wrong word.
January 20, 2026 at 6:23 AM
$1.10 that the DNC screws the pooch
Not Rob Hirst. Not now 2026 😢
January 20, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Not Rob Hirst. Not now 2026 😢
When you tell the group chat that you landed the role with St Kilda footy club you applied for prior to Christmas, and knowing how much you hate LLM, they congratulate you like this. I have some 24-carat mates. Outstanding. No notes.
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
When you tell the group chat that you landed the role with St Kilda footy club you applied for prior to Christmas, and knowing how much you hate LLM, they congratulate you like this. I have some 24-carat mates. Outstanding. No notes.
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Sussan Ley wants new laws to name which groups are allowed and which groups should be banned.
Last week she wasn’t sure if Nazis were far left or far right.
Be afraid.
Last week she wasn’t sure if Nazis were far left or far right.
Be afraid.
January 19, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Sussan Ley wants new laws to name which groups are allowed and which groups should be banned.
Last week she wasn’t sure if Nazis were far left or far right.
Be afraid.
Last week she wasn’t sure if Nazis were far left or far right.
Be afraid.
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cool name why’s it called that
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
cool name why’s it called that