Crystal Ballin
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lebaum.bsky.social
Blaming my adult diagnosed ADHD on my circumcised peen
lebaum.bsky.social
Ma would send me back to uni with these frozen foil plates of sunday roasts and I would mash the whole thing in a fry pan til it was uniform and heated through and then ho into it in front of the tv
lebaum.bsky.social
Nothing to be done
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TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway
I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way.
What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money.
Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight.
To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.
lebaum.bsky.social
Except social media is melting kids brains so...
lebaum.bsky.social
I need to go ice my cheekbones
lebaum.bsky.social
Baltimore journo best know for creating The Wire and his penchant for Zionism
lebaum.bsky.social
Lmao. David Simon. Kiil your heroes and that. His choices are tyrade (when he thinks he might be right) and block (when he knows he's wrong)
lebaum.bsky.social
Every big brained american who well actually'd the genocide is complicit
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comicprintinguk.bsky.social
Weird. Heat is over 30 years old so you’d assume DiCaprio wouldn’t have any interest in it.
empiremagazine.bsky.social
Michael Mann's #Heat2 is officially happening at United Artists — and Leonardo DiCaprio is eyeing a key role.

Other names circling the crime thriller prequel/sequel include Adam Driver, Austin Butler, and Bradley Cooper.

Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
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astro-cowboy.bsky.social
A trillion for fancy linear algebra that sucks up energy and rots brains just to get things wrong. Got it.
techmeme.com
JPMorgan Chase reports that $1.2T of debt is now tied to AI-related companies, making it the largest segment in the investment-grade market (Caleb Mutua/Bloomberg)

Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
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ncred.bsky.social
"How does it feel to be locked up unlawfully" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 My kinda carrying on! Keep it up.
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kibblesmith.com
I’m gonna get a ton of new followers off this who are not gonna like me saying stuff like “do you think Joe Biden has a bunch of coffins in his garage because he keeps forgetting he bought one already”
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lebaum.bsky.social
La lotta continua
libyaliberty.bsky.social
Meanwhile in Italy, the riot police JOINED the protests against genocide. Unbelievable.

They’re holding their shields to their side as they put Palestinian humanity - and their own - before… following orders.
Urban street in Milan - a screenshot from a video. About twenty riot police carrying shields walk
lebaum.bsky.social
Absolutely wrecked prepubescent me. I don't know what that cat lady is up to but I like it
lebaum.bsky.social
Makes you wonder, was he a dangerous illegal criminal or wasn't he?
lebaum.bsky.social
The whole 'weird' thing was working too and then some Hilary campaign doofus came in and decided they were above that
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War ravaged Portland
lebaum.bsky.social
To think we only just recently voted to allow the racket to continue. The Federal Group has a lot to answer for
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matttomic.bsky.social
Adolescence winning all these Emmys makes for a much lovelier broadcast when half the speeches are in three-pints-deep northern English accents going "oy then thank me agent thank all the proper lads at the pub come on Newcastle an' fuck Thatcher"
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hellafitzgerald.bsky.social
in retrospect, there’s probably never been a name as threatening as “America Online”
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jakeweindling.bsky.social
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
carolrosenbergnyt.bsky.social
The flags were lowered last night around the base by order of President Trump after the killing of Charlie Kirk and will stay at half-staff on this U.S. outpost in southeast Cuba until sunset on Sunday.