Crystal Ballin
@lebaum.bsky.social
Hobartian. Raptors and Roos. Maggie whippet
Contributing to the totally constructive discourse
Contributing to the totally constructive discourse
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im interested in what it would feel like to put an ice cube in my hole but not interested enough to make it happen
December 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
im interested in what it would feel like to put an ice cube in my hole but not interested enough to make it happen
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For those who care about healthcare, tax the rich.
December 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
For those who care about healthcare, tax the rich.
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[aims flamethrower at hornet's nest]
Just watched Die Hard for the first time in my life and frankly I don't know what y'all have been debating all this time, this is a goddamn Christmas movie.
Just watched Die Hard for the first time in my life and frankly I don't know what y'all have been debating all this time, this is a goddamn Christmas movie.
December 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
[aims flamethrower at hornet's nest]
Just watched Die Hard for the first time in my life and frankly I don't know what y'all have been debating all this time, this is a goddamn Christmas movie.
Just watched Die Hard for the first time in my life and frankly I don't know what y'all have been debating all this time, this is a goddamn Christmas movie.
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it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
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lol at Bari not knowing about the distribution process for foreign markets and not asking and no one volunteering the information.
December 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
lol at Bari not knowing about the distribution process for foreign markets and not asking and no one volunteering the information.
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If you post on here more than 20 times in one day the app should display a health bar showing how close you are to snapping
December 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
If you post on here more than 20 times in one day the app should display a health bar showing how close you are to snapping
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Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner
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Spike Lee, who appears to be BLASTED, says that the 69-70 Knicks banner is a fake and he has the real one
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Spike Lee, who appears to be BLASTED, says that the 69-70 Knicks banner is a fake and he has the real one
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I’ve been seeing this cover over and over and I just…
In the original you’re aware of the horror of falling, but the body positions of the workers are solid on the beam. Here, most of them should be falling off, yet they don’t, because they live in an unreal, consequence-free space.
In the original you’re aware of the horror of falling, but the body positions of the workers are solid on the beam. Here, most of them should be falling off, yet they don’t, because they live in an unreal, consequence-free space.
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I’ve been seeing this cover over and over and I just…
In the original you’re aware of the horror of falling, but the body positions of the workers are solid on the beam. Here, most of them should be falling off, yet they don’t, because they live in an unreal, consequence-free space.
In the original you’re aware of the horror of falling, but the body positions of the workers are solid on the beam. Here, most of them should be falling off, yet they don’t, because they live in an unreal, consequence-free space.
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
The correct answer
Im willing to take the hit as long as the AI bubble bursts and all the tech bros are shunned forever
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 AM
The correct answer
Yeah I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Ahmed Al-Ahmed isn't Jewish. A hero either way
December 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Yeah I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Ahmed Al-Ahmed isn't Jewish. A hero either way
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I swear we're in "I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time" territory
Trump as he rambles on and on about snakes: “Look how quiet everybody is”
December 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I swear we're in "I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time" territory
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erika kirk and bari weiss considering what the existence of a just god would mean for their worldviews
December 13, 2025 at 9:02 AM
erika kirk and bari weiss considering what the existence of a just god would mean for their worldviews
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Money Coach Marion Mays
December 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Money Coach Marion Mays
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It's got racism. It's offensive to people with intellectual disabilities. It's Islamophobic. Happy Thanksgiving from the president
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It's got racism. It's offensive to people with intellectual disabilities. It's Islamophobic. Happy Thanksgiving from the president
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talkin' about the AI bubble
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
talkin' about the AI bubble