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Crystal Ballin
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Hobartian. Raptors and Roos. Maggie whippet

Contributing to the totally constructive discourse
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lol at Bari not knowing about the distribution process for foreign markets and not asking and no one volunteering the information.
December 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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If you post on here more than 20 times in one day the app should display a health bar showing how close you are to snapping
December 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Spike Lee, who appears to be BLASTED, says that the 69-70 Knicks banner is a fake and he has the real one
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Update:
December 16, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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I’ve been seeing this cover over and over and I just…

In the original you’re aware of the horror of falling, but the body positions of the workers are solid on the beam. Here, most of them should be falling off, yet they don’t, because they live in an unreal, consequence-free space.
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The correct answer
Im willing to take the hit as long as the AI bubble bursts and all the tech bros are shunned forever
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Yeah I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Ahmed Al-Ahmed isn't Jewish. A hero either way
December 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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I swear we're in "I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time" territory
Trump as he rambles on and on about snakes: “Look how quiet everybody is”
December 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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erika kirk and bari weiss considering what the existence of a just god would mean for their worldviews
December 13, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Ten years ago.
December 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Money Coach Marion Mays
classic AFR moment
December 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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It's got racism. It's offensive to people with intellectual disabilities. It's Islamophobic. Happy Thanksgiving from the president
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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talkin' about the AI bubble
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Got his feet set. That split second makes all the difference. bsky.app/profile/goad...
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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It's gotta be frustrating for journalists scraping by and doing great work to go to NY Times dot com and read a puff piece written by a nepo baby that whitewashes a journalist who had sex with a source and has now parlayed that into a new book and a job at Vanity Fair
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM