Daheza
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Someone at work wanted me to fix a stored procedure I had made that wasn't working. Sure, no problem.
Open it up and uh, this is not what I made.
Turns out he's been "working on it" with Copilot.
Ugh, this is your problem now dude. I ain't cleaning up after whatever you had AI break.
Open it up and uh, this is not what I made.
Turns out he's been "working on it" with Copilot.
Ugh, this is your problem now dude. I ain't cleaning up after whatever you had AI break.
December 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Someone at work wanted me to fix a stored procedure I had made that wasn't working. Sure, no problem.
Open it up and uh, this is not what I made.
Turns out he's been "working on it" with Copilot.
Ugh, this is your problem now dude. I ain't cleaning up after whatever you had AI break.
Open it up and uh, this is not what I made.
Turns out he's been "working on it" with Copilot.
Ugh, this is your problem now dude. I ain't cleaning up after whatever you had AI break.
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me: i need a delicious source of potassium
banana: i'm here for you
me: i am also an avid fan of slapstick comedy
banana: ok you're not gonna believe this
banana: i'm here for you
me: i am also an avid fan of slapstick comedy
banana: ok you're not gonna believe this
June 11, 2023 at 8:24 PM
me: i need a delicious source of potassium
banana: i'm here for you
me: i am also an avid fan of slapstick comedy
banana: ok you're not gonna believe this
banana: i'm here for you
me: i am also an avid fan of slapstick comedy
banana: ok you're not gonna believe this
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
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The silence from national level Democrats on the murder being committed in our name by the US military is getting more and more deafening by the minute
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The silence from national level Democrats on the murder being committed in our name by the US military is getting more and more deafening by the minute
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My "Not involved in financial fraud" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My "Not involved in financial fraud" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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"that's a placeholder!" I claim, crying, lying, sobbing
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
"that's a placeholder!" I claim, crying, lying, sobbing
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Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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Shout out to the spineless fucks out there trying their hardest to double my health insurance costs.
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Shout out to the spineless fucks out there trying their hardest to double my health insurance costs.
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I swear to Christ some people keep the DSM in business all by their lonesome
October 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I swear to Christ some people keep the DSM in business all by their lonesome
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When the president is destroying national landmarks, murdering fishermen, raising prices because he's angry over a Reagan video, and kidnapping parents in front of their crying children is probably not an ideal time to have a lazy, completely incompetent legislative branch perpetually on vacation.
October 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
When the president is destroying national landmarks, murdering fishermen, raising prices because he's angry over a Reagan video, and kidnapping parents in front of their crying children is probably not an ideal time to have a lazy, completely incompetent legislative branch perpetually on vacation.
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giant mech with "student driver" stickers on it
September 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
giant mech with "student driver" stickers on it
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Disassociating as hard as I can.
September 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Disassociating as hard as I can.
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someone at work called diet cokes ‘fridge cigarettes’ and i gasped
June 18, 2025 at 6:56 AM
someone at work called diet cokes ‘fridge cigarettes’ and i gasped
More important than ever
June 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
More important than ever
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I've been clear: if President Bukele doesn't want to meet here in D.C., then I intend to go to El Salvador this week to check on Kilmar Abrego Garcia's condition and discuss his release.
Kilmar was illegally ABDUCTED and deported by the Trump Admin. He must be brought home NOW.
Kilmar was illegally ABDUCTED and deported by the Trump Admin. He must be brought home NOW.
If Bukele doesn't want to meet in D.C., I'll go to El Salvador to check on Kilmar Abrego Garcia
YouTube video by Senator Chris Van Hollen
youtube.com
April 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I've been clear: if President Bukele doesn't want to meet here in D.C., then I intend to go to El Salvador this week to check on Kilmar Abrego Garcia's condition and discuss his release.
Kilmar was illegally ABDUCTED and deported by the Trump Admin. He must be brought home NOW.
Kilmar was illegally ABDUCTED and deported by the Trump Admin. He must be brought home NOW.
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Work from home.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
April 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Work from home.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
My @smh @theage cartoon.