Amy Qualls (on medical leave for Icky Health Stuff)
@domesticat.bsky.social
I'm an internet rando lurking in the Portland, Oregon cityscape. Previously Alabama and Arkansas. Technical writer. Often seen cackling about something with @noahbrand.bsky.social.
Also, the cats want food. I should feed them.
Also, the cats want food. I should feed them.
Hello, universe? If you force me into a mastectomy, let me be clear: I absolutely will reconstruct that breast and tattoo a great tit on it.
(because if you can't tattoo a dirty joke on a surgically reconstructed breast, what are tattoo artists even good for?)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit
(because if you can't tattoo a dirty joke on a surgically reconstructed breast, what are tattoo artists even good for?)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit
Great tit - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Hello, universe? If you force me into a mastectomy, let me be clear: I absolutely will reconstruct that breast and tattoo a great tit on it.
(because if you can't tattoo a dirty joke on a surgically reconstructed breast, what are tattoo artists even good for?)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit
(because if you can't tattoo a dirty joke on a surgically reconstructed breast, what are tattoo artists even good for?)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit
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What? These? No! I need these. They’re my emotional support unanswered emails.
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
What? These? No! I need these. They’re my emotional support unanswered emails.
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Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
This week's lesson in unfortunate, awkward comedy gold is the combination of two things:
1) post-op heparin
2) perimenopausal (read: raging) menstrual cycle
I assume everything about the canc*r saga will play out in hysterically tragicomic ways, and so far, I'm right.
1) post-op heparin
2) perimenopausal (read: raging) menstrual cycle
I assume everything about the canc*r saga will play out in hysterically tragicomic ways, and so far, I'm right.
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This week's lesson in unfortunate, awkward comedy gold is the combination of two things:
1) post-op heparin
2) perimenopausal (read: raging) menstrual cycle
I assume everything about the canc*r saga will play out in hysterically tragicomic ways, and so far, I'm right.
1) post-op heparin
2) perimenopausal (read: raging) menstrual cycle
I assume everything about the canc*r saga will play out in hysterically tragicomic ways, and so far, I'm right.
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One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”
December 6, 2024 at 6:38 PM
One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”
Today: putting my energy into finishing a linen waffle-weave housecoat for myself while listening to Antony Szmierek's new album.
Tomorrow kicks off the first (minor) surgery of the Cancer Saga. I don't know when I'll feel up to sewing again.
Tomorrow kicks off the first (minor) surgery of the Cancer Saga. I don't know when I'll feel up to sewing again.
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Today: putting my energy into finishing a linen waffle-weave housecoat for myself while listening to Antony Szmierek's new album.
Tomorrow kicks off the first (minor) surgery of the Cancer Saga. I don't know when I'll feel up to sewing again.
Tomorrow kicks off the first (minor) surgery of the Cancer Saga. I don't know when I'll feel up to sewing again.
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It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
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November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
t.co/QhuKU9HCxA
t.co/QhuKU9HCxA
I'd like the radioactive material for this test to be administered by spider instead of IV, please.
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'd like the radioactive material for this test to be administered by spider instead of IV, please.
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Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
Welp, time to say the words on social media: early stage 2, grade 1 breast cancer. It's slow-growing and estrogen-receptive, so it's very treatable.
My goal: to be like my mother and grandmother, who both survived breast cancer.
And yet: 🖕🤬
My goal: to be like my mother and grandmother, who both survived breast cancer.
And yet: 🖕🤬
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Welp, time to say the words on social media: early stage 2, grade 1 breast cancer. It's slow-growing and estrogen-receptive, so it's very treatable.
My goal: to be like my mother and grandmother, who both survived breast cancer.
And yet: 🖕🤬
My goal: to be like my mother and grandmother, who both survived breast cancer.
And yet: 🖕🤬
I have some health news that I don't want to gatekeep, but would prefer not to post about publicly just yet. If I should reach out to you, please message me.
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I have some health news that I don't want to gatekeep, but would prefer not to post about publicly just yet. If I should reach out to you, please message me.
That feeling when you look at a new-to-you medication and think,
"I hope this works."
"I hope this works."
October 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
That feeling when you look at a new-to-you medication and think,
"I hope this works."
"I hope this works."
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my buddy sent me this from nanning, which is presumably one of china’s most supple and moisturized cities
May 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
my buddy sent me this from nanning, which is presumably one of china’s most supple and moisturized cities
Following along for the month.
Happy first day of bullshit Sexy [insert concrete noun here] Costume Month, everyone! Let’s kick things off with that old classic, “sexy squirrel!”
October 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Following along for the month.
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I think people legitimately don’t understand how much Portland A: hates being told what to do and B: loves any excuse to get fucking weird about it
October 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I think people legitimately don’t understand how much Portland A: hates being told what to do and B: loves any excuse to get fucking weird about it
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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My alt text will suck, but this is going around now. Portland frog facing off ICE really has become a mascot here.
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
My alt text will suck, but this is going around now. Portland frog facing off ICE really has become a mascot here.
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all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
October 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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the hardest part of living in Portland is having your house burn down every single night and then having to rebuild it during the day. the amount of money i spend just in drywall is insane.
Trump: Portland is burning to the ground—insurrectionists all over the place. The politicians are afraid for their lives. That’s the only reason they say there’s nothing happening.
October 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
the hardest part of living in Portland is having your house burn down every single night and then having to rebuild it during the day. the amount of money i spend just in drywall is insane.
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Oh no MAGA! Look at the Antifa Frog in Portland, Oregon.
Is this really what you guys consider to be “domestic terrorists?”
Is this really what you guys consider to be “domestic terrorists?”
October 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Oh no MAGA! Look at the Antifa Frog in Portland, Oregon.
Is this really what you guys consider to be “domestic terrorists?”
Is this really what you guys consider to be “domestic terrorists?”
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tired: it's always DNS
inspired: ICANN feel it coming in the air tonight
inspired: ICANN feel it coming in the air tonight
September 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
tired: it's always DNS
inspired: ICANN feel it coming in the air tonight
inspired: ICANN feel it coming in the air tonight
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Please everyone in #WarRavagedPortland post your best photographs of the devastation there so that you will not suffer alone!!
September 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Please everyone in #WarRavagedPortland post your best photographs of the devastation there so that you will not suffer alone!!
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We were going to do another big marketing stunt for THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED. Instead, Toxie, whose life was upended by crushing medical bills, has joined forces with Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5 million in un-payable medical debt for those who need it most.
Learn more:
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‘The Toxic Avenger’ Partners With Undue Medical Debt to Erase at Least $5 Million in Medical Debt
It’s the final week of marketing and promotion for The Toxic Avenger, and the teams here at Cineverse and Bloody Disgusting have decided to do something a little different. Rather than spending the re...
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August 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
We were going to do another big marketing stunt for THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED. Instead, Toxie, whose life was upended by crushing medical bills, has joined forces with Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5 million in un-payable medical debt for those who need it most.
Learn more:
Learn more:
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Subway should come out with a Grand Jury sandwich. Loaded. Just throw everything at it
August 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Subway should come out with a Grand Jury sandwich. Loaded. Just throw everything at it