Unbalanced
@drcr.bsky.social
unbalanced accountant. faithful doggo henchperson. aromantic romance reader.
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“I went around the corner to see if spring was there.”
“Did you find it?” asked Toad.
“No,” said Frog. “There was only an old worm asleep on a tree stump.”
“Did you find it?” asked Toad.
“No,” said Frog. “There was only an old worm asleep on a tree stump.”
February 2, 2026 at 8:37 AM
“I went around the corner to see if spring was there.”
“Did you find it?” asked Toad.
“No,” said Frog. “There was only an old worm asleep on a tree stump.”
“Did you find it?” asked Toad.
“No,” said Frog. “There was only an old worm asleep on a tree stump.”
something I have discovered since becoming an Old is that "resting my eyes" is actually a legitimate thing to be doing.
February 1, 2026 at 3:28 PM
something I have discovered since becoming an Old is that "resting my eyes" is actually a legitimate thing to be doing.
tell me five classes you took in college:
Wild Edible & Medicinal Plants
Tracking and Stalking
Earthquakes and Volcanoes (aka Shake 'n' Bake)
Intro to Buddhism
Weightlifting
Wild Edible & Medicinal Plants
Tracking and Stalking
Earthquakes and Volcanoes (aka Shake 'n' Bake)
Intro to Buddhism
Weightlifting
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
Elementary Russian
Beginning Latin*
Chemistry and the Environment
Discrete Mathematics
Introductory Logic*
*These titles are approximate; it was a long time ago
(also Introduction to Astronomy, high five)
Elementary Russian
Beginning Latin*
Chemistry and the Environment
Discrete Mathematics
Introductory Logic*
*These titles are approximate; it was a long time ago
(also Introduction to Astronomy, high five)
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
Victorian Authors: Thomas Hardy
Educational Psychology
Introduction to Astronomy (we had a planetarium!)
Radical Political Theory
Intermediate Latin
Victorian Authors: Thomas Hardy
Educational Psychology
Introduction to Astronomy (we had a planetarium!)
Radical Political Theory
Intermediate Latin
February 1, 2026 at 2:18 AM
tell me five classes you took in college:
Wild Edible & Medicinal Plants
Tracking and Stalking
Earthquakes and Volcanoes (aka Shake 'n' Bake)
Intro to Buddhism
Weightlifting
Wild Edible & Medicinal Plants
Tracking and Stalking
Earthquakes and Volcanoes (aka Shake 'n' Bake)
Intro to Buddhism
Weightlifting
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Proud of every single person who gets out of bed and shows up every day. Ya'll:
a man with a beard is standing in front of a shelf with bottles on it
ALT: a man with a beard is standing in front of a shelf with bottles on it
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January 29, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Proud of every single person who gets out of bed and shows up every day. Ya'll:
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In a deal brokered by expert peace negotiators, questions such as “how are you?” will now be answered with “fine, thanks” and no more than one sentence of additional, low-stakes information.
Neurotypicals and autistics to compromise with medium talk
Allistic and autistic people have agreed to meet in the middle by engaging in medium talk, it has been announced. In a deal brokered by expert peace negotiators, questions such as “how are you?”…
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January 25, 2026 at 10:00 AM
In a deal brokered by expert peace negotiators, questions such as “how are you?” will now be answered with “fine, thanks” and no more than one sentence of additional, low-stakes information.
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Here’s your reminder to charge all the things. The weekend is going to be interesting…
January 22, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Here’s your reminder to charge all the things. The weekend is going to be interesting…
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please pause your doomscrolling for this breaking news re: dogs and fries 👇
January 20, 2026 at 9:15 PM
please pause your doomscrolling for this breaking news re: dogs and fries 👇
today's adventure: hanging out at the young people's coffee shop. someone please tell me where to find the old people's coffee shop.
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 PM
today's adventure: hanging out at the young people's coffee shop. someone please tell me where to find the old people's coffee shop.
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Went through some photos from the last year that had slipped through the cracks and had gone unprocessed -- found this one from last winter, liked it, so I'm posting it in case you like it too.
January 20, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Went through some photos from the last year that had slipped through the cracks and had gone unprocessed -- found this one from last winter, liked it, so I'm posting it in case you like it too.
everyone got the memo
January 18, 2026 at 4:36 PM
everyone got the memo
good day for a snoozle
January 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
good day for a snoozle
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rare photo of a dog where the halo is visible
January 17, 2026 at 5:30 PM
rare photo of a dog where the halo is visible
all of my dogs are completely different except for the side-eye they give the camera
January 15, 2026 at 5:23 PM
all of my dogs are completely different except for the side-eye they give the camera
the computer who answered the phone at my doctor's office really wanted me to think it was human, I really need this trend to reverse itself.
January 14, 2026 at 5:58 PM
the computer who answered the phone at my doctor's office really wanted me to think it was human, I really need this trend to reverse itself.
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This is just what you like to see on here
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
This is just what you like to see on here
the doggoes took me for a walk in the woods and I was offline for TWO HOURS. dogs are the best.
January 8, 2026 at 8:31 PM
the doggoes took me for a walk in the woods and I was offline for TWO HOURS. dogs are the best.
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Our Solar System is orbiting the center of our Galaxy at about 220 km/s so in 2025 we collectively traveled something like 7 billion kilometers across the Milky Way. Once in a while, when you have a moment, it’s worthwhile to take a look around, see where you are, and appreciate how far you’ve come.
January 1, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Our Solar System is orbiting the center of our Galaxy at about 220 km/s so in 2025 we collectively traveled something like 7 billion kilometers across the Milky Way. Once in a while, when you have a moment, it’s worthwhile to take a look around, see where you are, and appreciate how far you’ve come.
I'm about to put on a sweater while also complaining it's too warm in this office, why am I like this (rhetorical)
December 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I'm about to put on a sweater while also complaining it's too warm in this office, why am I like this (rhetorical)
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This book is fantastic, and manages to not only be thrilling but frequently hilarious. You owe it to yourself to read it!
ALL OF US MURDERERS is on cheap on Amazon today! Get your Gothic second chance romance for £/$1.99! (I have no idea how long for or if it's going to other sites, sorry.)
www.amazon.co.uk/All-Us-Murde...
www.amazon.co.uk/All-Us-Murde...
All of Us Murderers
All of Us Murderers eBook : Charles, KJ: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
www.amazon.co.uk
December 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This book is fantastic, and manages to not only be thrilling but frequently hilarious. You owe it to yourself to read it!
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In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
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The statement, released in response to The Christmas Song (1945), advised non-autistic holiday enthusiasts to roast their chestnuts in controlled settings, such as ovens.
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December 23, 2025 at 10:01 AM
The statement, released in response to The Christmas Song (1945), advised non-autistic holiday enthusiasts to roast their chestnuts in controlled settings, such as ovens.
Roast this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/115979...
Roast this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/115979...
how come no one told me if I used a meat thermometer my filet would be perfect every time
December 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
how come no one told me if I used a meat thermometer my filet would be perfect every time
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Looking to top off that 2025 reading list? How about a short romantasy from a short author? My MMF novella FROSTBURN is available at Amazon, Apple, B&N, Kobo and Smashwords—and on Overdrive, if you want to ask your library to buy it!
#romancelandia
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#romancelandia
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Available now at your favorite digital store!
Frostburn by Suleikha Snyder
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December 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Looking to top off that 2025 reading list? How about a short romantasy from a short author? My MMF novella FROSTBURN is available at Amazon, Apple, B&N, Kobo and Smashwords—and on Overdrive, if you want to ask your library to buy it!
#romancelandia
books2read.com/u/47aYWq
#romancelandia
books2read.com/u/47aYWq
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I think I was prepared to hate A.I. by already hating leafblowers, which are also extremely wasteful and can't do anything we didn't already know how to do.
December 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I think I was prepared to hate A.I. by already hating leafblowers, which are also extremely wasteful and can't do anything we didn't already know how to do.