digital media is dying not because it’s a bad way to cover the news or people don’t care about the news but because the people who now own these sites are increasingly 1) uninterested in covering the news as opposed to turning a profit 2) ignorant of what covering the news requires

as someone who was a teenage girl on the internet, i think making AI-generated revenge porn of a minor should get you the electric chair actually

I, too, would pound Darby's head off of plexiglass if only because of that fucking "Hoodlum" jacket.

I mean, also the abuse shit. But the jacket is a particular point of annoyance.

I get the impression Spider-Man might not have gone down the way they thought it would.

It is even more fucked up that they asked you the names of content creators you watch before this criminal bullshit

whole thing is a really good read; i screamed out loud when i read this part

Woof. This is even more dismissive and insulting when you see her say it than when you read it.

three minutes of active airbrushing and 30 minutes of cleaning the fucking airbrush between colors

This might be my fault, I've kinda been usurping the "white boy talking about holes in Magic" space, and for that I am sorry

I’m a subscriber to The Onion print edition and trust me, the ads alone are worth it

we’ve gone so far past “sex workers are the canaries in the coal mine” re: internet freedom, to an internet that’s run off and robbed from all the sex workers in order to replace them with planet-destroying simulations of sex workers

you're gonna explode into mist when you bump your funny bone about 36 hours from now

head injuries, child abuse and lead poisoning brought us the serial killers of the 60s and 70s, and now it’s giving us the entire right-wing of the United States political system.

the more I read about the promises OpenAI has made, the more disgusted I am. They've promised to deploy 10GW of Broadcom chips *by the end of 2029*, a chip that has yet to tape out, in data centers yet to be planned or funded or the power acquired. We are in a black hole of ethics and good sense.

caught playing smash on her 24K ultra ultra ultra wide armored core cockpit monitor

Free speech is when you are punished for criticizing the President’s favorite podcaster.

The entire economy depends on this horseshit so it's your patriotic duty to ask the computer to honk your bingus several times a day

Dr. Phil went full MAGA and tried to reinvent himself as a MAGA media mogul and culture warrior. Now his world is unraveling, his media company is laying off thousands and had to file for bankruptcy, and he's being sued for fraud. The whole plan is collapsing.

www.rawstory.com/dr-phil-trump/

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

Important to note that this isn’t a problem for the billionaire buying media properties. If they make them into successful rightwing propaganda? Cool more money. If it fails? Cool they’ve destroyed one of the few outlets with the resources to investigate them. Either way they achieved their goal

Fuck. A generational loss.

tapping the sign about my favorite aspirational dipshit 😍😍😍

Shit this ones really funny