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drswaff
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 50m
The Daily Mail is overlooking that...
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 4h
This prediction malarkey always comes back with a vengeance. Trust me, I know!!!

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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 4h
Not sure many many people had that result on their scorecards last night.
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 13h
Guten abend. Another strong line up...
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 16h
She's pregnant. Donald's dementia means he thinks he's inseminated her when it was really Charlie Kirk.
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 16h
Likely crimes:
Left: No criminality. Death by auto-erotic asphyxiation
Middle: Bestiality (dog botherer)
Right: Peadophile/kiddie killer
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 18h
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 19h
Tufnell and Vaughan. At least you'd have a laugh and get pissed on the flight sat next to Tuffers.
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 19h
The Vikes have got a bye this weekend, so your newest artwork will have to wait a while before it too can cheer on the team!!
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 19h
Tremendous.
About bloody time too!!
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 22h
a baby is screaming in a crowd with the words " yyyyyssssss " in yellow
ALT: a baby is screaming in a crowd with the words " yyyyyssssss " in yellow
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 22h
It's been a while...
Is today's design an homage to fudge???
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🅢🅗🅔🅔🅝🅐 @sheena-mck.bsky.social · 1d
This made me laugh more than it probably should 😂
#funny
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 1d
a stuffed monkey is wearing a green shirt and overalls .
ALT: a stuffed monkey is wearing a green shirt and overalls .
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 2d
I see Mr R has had a couple of glasses of sherry...
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 2d
Oh my!
You were not joking.
Not jealous. Or envious. Honest. HONEST...
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 2d
😂
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 2d
He's going to invade Sweden now.
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Ken Bardsley @kenbar.bsky.social · 2d
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 4d
Bollocks to the future
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👻🎃🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Just Ni-Ghoul 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎃👻 @nothinghuman.bsky.social · 4d
Some Sunday evening fun.

I’ll go first;

Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 4d
Pretty Bollocks
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👻🎃🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Just Ni-Ghoul 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎃👻 @nothinghuman.bsky.social · 4d
Some Sunday evening fun.

I’ll go first;

Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 4d
I remember.
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 4d
Fair enough!! Enjoy your gig.
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 4d
Happy Rachael today!
I'm so pleased Grealish scored winner.
Think you should ditch the Monster today in favour or some JD!!
#UTFT
And for Rach: #UTFV
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 4d
Why not ask Brett to visit the guy in hospital? I'm sure he would say yes... 😉😉
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drswaff @drswaff.bsky.social · 4d
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Birmingham 81 @birmingham81.bsky.social · 5d
Edwyn Collins at the Royal Festival Hall last night. It was a totally joyous show. He and his band were on fine form, the setlist was perfect, and the special guests were really special (THREAD)