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stacey
@dubiousunicorn.bsky.social
· Nov 18
I may never make it home from the war (the McDonalds double drive thru).
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COLLECTIBLE CLEARANCE!!!
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Get the last of the signed shirt/magazine combo for only $10 and guaranteed to mail tomorrow. Even if your size is sold out, I’ve seen people frame or buy for others. Only 15 left! www.nickrobertsauthor.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
COLLECTIBLE CLEARANCE!!!
Get the last of the signed shirt/magazine combo for only $10 and guaranteed to mail tomorrow. Even if your size is sold out, I’ve seen people frame or buy for others. Only 15 left! www.nickrobertsauthor.com
Get the last of the signed shirt/magazine combo for only $10 and guaranteed to mail tomorrow. Even if your size is sold out, I’ve seen people frame or buy for others. Only 15 left! www.nickrobertsauthor.com
I’ve got chicken and wild rice soup in the stove and it smells heavenly.
December 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’ve got chicken and wild rice soup in the stove and it smells heavenly.
I’m up to bake 7 dozen cookies for a party later.
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I’m up to bake 7 dozen cookies for a party later.
Our cats are never super into whatever we’re eating. I mean if you leave something unattended for a while they will help themselves, but they aren’t obnoxious. Except for just now when Duke tried to grab naan right out of my hand.
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Our cats are never super into whatever we’re eating. I mean if you leave something unattended for a while they will help themselves, but they aren’t obnoxious. Except for just now when Duke tried to grab naan right out of my hand.
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I don't really feel like I need a therapist. I just need someone to commiserate with me. But the stuff I want to comiserate about is so niche.
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I don't really feel like I need a therapist. I just need someone to commiserate with me. But the stuff I want to comiserate about is so niche.
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I’m tired in a way that seems impossible to describe.
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I’m tired in a way that seems impossible to describe.
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hell yeah (Beckley, WV)
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
hell yeah (Beckley, WV)
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Mentally clocking out until 2026. Management at the day job have been informed (they haven't).
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Mentally clocking out until 2026. Management at the day job have been informed (they haven't).
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I love how America keeps pretending that Pete Buttigieg could be president. Such a mean girl power move, America. Get that little weasels hopes up!
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I love how America keeps pretending that Pete Buttigieg could be president. Such a mean girl power move, America. Get that little weasels hopes up!
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artificial intelligence but it’s just me pretending i understand something after you’ve explained it to me for the third time
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
artificial intelligence but it’s just me pretending i understand something after you’ve explained it to me for the third time
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I'm glad I'll never be held accountable for my crimes. that would suck!
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I'm glad I'll never be held accountable for my crimes. that would suck!
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This is so true. Bring back computer rooms!
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 AM
This is so true. Bring back computer rooms!
For the first time ever, I kind of messed up the green bean casserole. I used fresh green beans and they didn’t cook long enough so they were very crunchy. It wasn’t awful by any means, it’s just my favorite Thanksgiving dish. :(
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
For the first time ever, I kind of messed up the green bean casserole. I used fresh green beans and they didn’t cook long enough so they were very crunchy. It wasn’t awful by any means, it’s just my favorite Thanksgiving dish. :(
Ugh
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Ugh
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Sunday is 5 years since I adopted the most ridiculous wobbly little man the world has ever seen.
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sunday is 5 years since I adopted the most ridiculous wobbly little man the world has ever seen.
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
Many years ago I tweeted that I just couldn’t be friends with someone who likes Avatar and someone was legitimately sad about it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Many years ago I tweeted that I just couldn’t be friends with someone who likes Avatar and someone was legitimately sad about it.
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I’m just an Ally, but hard agree
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I’m just an Ally, but hard agree
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i am so glad we got another burger pizza sandwich hot dog restaurant. we needed another burger pizza sandwich hot dog restaurant, there were not enough burger pizza sandwich hot dog restaurants in the area. can’t wait to try their burger pizza sandwich hot dogs
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i am so glad we got another burger pizza sandwich hot dog restaurant. we needed another burger pizza sandwich hot dog restaurant, there were not enough burger pizza sandwich hot dog restaurants in the area. can’t wait to try their burger pizza sandwich hot dogs
It sucks how terrible Welcome to Derry is. Mike and I just watch it to shit on it now. Why is Andy Muschietti so dedicated to horrible cartoonish Disney Channel CGI?
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
It sucks how terrible Welcome to Derry is. Mike and I just watch it to shit on it now. Why is Andy Muschietti so dedicated to horrible cartoonish Disney Channel CGI?
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I'm going insane because people constantly recommend using AI for things and it is always, ALWAYS worse than repeatedly bashing my head on a brick.
It's like you have an actual problem & all anyone recommends is "have you tried talking to my cousin? He drinks bleach & doesn't wash his pants"
It's like you have an actual problem & all anyone recommends is "have you tried talking to my cousin? He drinks bleach & doesn't wash his pants"
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I'm going insane because people constantly recommend using AI for things and it is always, ALWAYS worse than repeatedly bashing my head on a brick.
It's like you have an actual problem & all anyone recommends is "have you tried talking to my cousin? He drinks bleach & doesn't wash his pants"
It's like you have an actual problem & all anyone recommends is "have you tried talking to my cousin? He drinks bleach & doesn't wash his pants"
My period pain is radiating down my right leg and I’m mad that women are forced to just endure this shit.
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My period pain is radiating down my right leg and I’m mad that women are forced to just endure this shit.
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it's every girl's dream to unlock free shipping
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
it's every girl's dream to unlock free shipping
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Ah fuck. Udo Kier died. He was fucking awesome. RIP
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Ah fuck. Udo Kier died. He was fucking awesome. RIP