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Dweeby Cooper
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bios are weird & i’m just trying to vibe. some particular interests include geology, cartomancy, food, plants, & esoterica.

she/her based in WV, will throw down for my fellow hillbillies (ง’̀-‘́)ง

i was @cardanthia on twitter
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check out this gorgeous limited pressing i got today
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"We are throwing half of our money in a well that legend has it will reward our tributes by making our wishes come true. We simply do not have any choice but to now throw the other half of our money in there too."
One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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ok this is the first car-tailgate manifesto that i actually agree with tho
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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"Thirty-eight years ago today a Chicago television signal was hijacked and the airing program was replaced by a stranger in a Max Headroom mask. The perpetrator has never been identified."
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
gonna do a gofundme for the $3250 moschino spaghetti purse
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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We don’t need to reform ICE.
We don’t need alternatives to ICE.
We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE.

ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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lol wtf, mans threw a cigarette party and everyone came
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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dude you’re coming on too strong
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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he charmed that demented old man so hard he could’ve gotten into his will lmao
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Its friday night baby lets get to slurping
March 22, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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Trump meeting is even funnier when you picture JD Vance getting redder and redder as he watches
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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this is 100% what happened
Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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There's a world where he is a deeply problematic daytime talk show host and in that world literally everyone is happier, Trump included
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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How the dog looks at me when i take the cheese out the fridge
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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I tell you what, if you or someone you know is looking to go into a skilled trade, consider watchmaking. I just dropped a watch off at Ben bridge and they’re scheduled 3 months out. “Everybody’s interested in watches now. Horology school students are getting job offers before they even graduate.”
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.

Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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ok that tracks
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
September 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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The fantasy is real. McSweeney’s 80 is out now.

store.mcsweeneys.net/products/qua...
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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same thing but it's Beakmans Polycule
November 29, 2023 at 6:56 PM
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firebird motel sign, cheyenne, wyoming, 1980
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM