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holy frick ‼️ holy fuckin' frick ‼️
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me when uhhh
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Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
There's nothing wrong with living in the hood
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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all my flows are real, so i could never fake this
i'm scared as fuck at school, i feel like Baldi's Basics
October 28, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”

{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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my complomince to the chef
October 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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A highly decorated homeboy who distinguished himself in the Sesh
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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If you get someone sick and they get sick pay you should get some of that money
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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If you haven’t put up Christmas lights yet then you’re a deadbeat dad. Oh, also you have a son
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
oh my god put that away, no one wants to see that
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Me: harmburger helper

You, pedantic: shouldn’t it be hamburger harmer?

Me, mixing broken glass with minced onions and ground beef: no
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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(olivia newton-john voice) let’s take edibles, edibles
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Sometimes you have to be a bad friend and person and be bad at your job and be really irresponsible all the time to deal with your complex mental traumas.
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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i better not hear tell of you walking softly carrying that small ass stick
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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I’ve decided to share this powerful image for the benefit of all.
April 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
August 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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It's called Good Will Hunting because he's Good and his name is Will Hunting
November 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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My god… this sandwich… it’s made of pure lunch
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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debated posting this on here but whatever. i promise i'm not as bitter as title would suggest, i just have a lot of feelings about it christianlegge.dev/blog/2025-11...
If There Is a God, He Loves the Los Angeles Dodgers
I'm a Blue Jays fan. In my defense, it's been hard not to be; the doomed Cinderella run we just witnessed had much of the baseball-loving world in their corner, and a lot of the rest of it, too. But w...
christianlegge.dev
November 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM