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Liv Moss @eclare.bsky.social · 5d

Top 8 post right here 💯

Liv Moss @eclare.bsky.social · 5d

“I already have a drink. Do you think he’ll buy me mozzarella sticks?”

Liv Moss @eclare.bsky.social · 5d

I just tried to lick a stamp

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Raft @raft.bsky.social · 16d

Starting a pro scratching propaganda campaign

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Liv Moss @eclare.bsky.social · 16d

People who tell me not to scratch, in my opinion, have never felt a true itch

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24d

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

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Liv Moss @eclare.bsky.social · Sep 9

I would like to apologize to Tim Robinson for assuming he was the guilty hot dog for so many years. Relieved that we finally found the guy who did this though

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Kate Shaw / Tigerbat Tails @tigerbattails.bsky.social · Jul 17

I downloaded this a while back because I thought it was funny. I hope it makes you smile too!

A picture of the Count from Sesame Street. Text above and below him reads "If you're worried about how little you have achieved, remember Bram Stoker didn't write Dracula until he was 50 and Dracula didn't kill anyone until he was dead."

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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · Sep 9

i think a lot about Sister Wendy saying that the chief virtue of abstract art (which she generally didn’t care for) was that it makes obvious the things art was kind of always about

Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · Sep 9

The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an "abstract of Mary's form" 👀

A diamond shaped statue with an oval at the top, said to represent the Virgin Mary - presumable her head poking out of the gown and her arms out to the side - but also it looks a lot like labia and a clitoris.

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Liv Moss @eclare.bsky.social · Sep 9

I just listened to this book called NeuroTribes and I really had no idea how bad it was for anyone on the spectrum in Nazi Germany, and for their families. Truly stomach-turning.

Liv Moss @eclare.bsky.social · Sep 9

and he said “I don’t know”

(posting this in quote tweet format so that you all understand this joke has layers)

Liv Moss @eclare.bsky.social · Sep 9

Thinking about the time I asked a Bitcoin enthusiast what a fiat currency was

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Liv Moss @eclare.bsky.social · Sep 9

Thinking about the time I asked a Bitcoin enthusiast what a fiat currency was

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Liv Moss @eclare.bsky.social · Sep 9

Why did this account follow me and why won’t they stop using the word ‘Agglomeration’

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Liv Moss @eclare.bsky.social · Sep 5

“Breathe in, breathe out, you keep me alive / you are my passionZ of Christ” 👼

LesSmarberry @lessmarberry.bsky.social · Sep 4

That everything about the "2" here (the colour, the font, the fact that it's ever so slightly tilted) makes it look like a zany comedy sequel, is especially funny

Title card for "The Passion of the Christ 2", featuring a big yellow 2

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Liv Moss @eclare.bsky.social · Sep 5

Can’t see it as anything other than “The PASSIONZ”

Liv Moss @eclare.bsky.social · Sep 5

Revisiting this today bc I recently applied for unemployment

Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · Jul 17

user experience design is my passion

Add hard-boiled eggs?
Checkboxes with labels
Add one hard boiled egg +$1
Add two hard boiled eggs +$2
And so on until add fifteen hard boiled eggs +$15

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Liv Moss @eclare.bsky.social · Sep 5

Amazed to learn that Gaston ate more eggs than Cool Hand Luke

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Liv Moss @eclare.bsky.social · Sep 5

I was never super into The Office. I watched some, there were some great characters. However, I have a huge crush on Domhnall Gleeson and I’m very invested in the success of The Paper. I think a great twist would be to reveal in season 4 that he has been faking an American accent the whole time.

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Liv Moss @eclare.bsky.social · Sep 3

Call me the getty of petty

Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · Sep 3

they're calling me the guggenheim of cringe

Scoiattolo @offline.mountainherder.xyz · Sep 3

Jerry you're an institution

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Liv Moss @eclare.bsky.social · Sep 1

We were waiting for some change on my account to process so I told her about the triangle shirtwaist fire and when I apologized for rambling she said “no, you should be a teacher!” Anyway, happy Labor Day, the kids are all right ❤️

Liv Moss @eclare.bsky.social · Sep 1

Today I got to explain to a call center worker at Spectrum what a union is, she literally had no idea when I asked. She was like “I think we must have one because they give us health insurance” and I was like oh, buckle up!

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Liv Moss @eclare.bsky.social · Sep 1

Today I got to explain to a call center worker at Spectrum what a union is, she literally had no idea when I asked. She was like “I think we must have one because they give us health insurance” and I was like oh, buckle up!

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Discontinued FOoOoOoOods! 🎃🍫👻🍬 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · Aug 30

I want whatever this is

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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · Aug 25

lofi beats to ignore the slow-motion apocalypse to

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Liv Moss @eclare.bsky.social · Aug 25

The furries were right about MFA, the furries were right about wearing tails,

Liv Moss @eclare.bsky.social · Aug 21

The Very Serious People are probably also against a four day work week, when they’re the ones that need it the most. PLEASE stay home and watch some tv, stop bothering the rest of us with this half brained policy nonsense

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