If I win the powerball I’m going to a) tell no one, and b) start systematically unionizing Victoria’s Secret locations
December 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If I win the powerball I’m going to a) tell no one, and b) start systematically unionizing Victoria’s Secret locations
I’m actually not completely against AI. For example, parents who are buying little AI toy companions for their kids sounds dystopian on the surface, but imagine how much trauma could have been avoided if furby was a mandated reporter
December 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’m actually not completely against AI. For example, parents who are buying little AI toy companions for their kids sounds dystopian on the surface, but imagine how much trauma could have been avoided if furby was a mandated reporter
Today’s normie news bulletin: “dueling healthcare bills” in the senate. Apparently legislature has become sentient and embodied. They didn’t roll any footage but I’m imaging those plastic boxing robots
Every few weeks I turn on normie news and it’s so fucking wild. Casual mention of the US attacking a Venezuelan oil tanker, keeping the oil, and planning land strikes, and then another story delivered with equal intonation and weight about a holiday retail scam to watch out for
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Today’s normie news bulletin: “dueling healthcare bills” in the senate. Apparently legislature has become sentient and embodied. They didn’t roll any footage but I’m imaging those plastic boxing robots
I’m not joking when I say that half the people I worked with in middle management would never be able to hack it at a drive-thru window. They’d be crying in the bathroom
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I’m not joking when I say that half the people I worked with in middle management would never be able to hack it at a drive-thru window. They’d be crying in the bathroom
Every few weeks I turn on normie news and it’s so fucking wild. Casual mention of the US attacking a Venezuelan oil tanker, keeping the oil, and planning land strikes, and then another story delivered with equal intonation and weight about a holiday retail scam to watch out for
December 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Every few weeks I turn on normie news and it’s so fucking wild. Casual mention of the US attacking a Venezuelan oil tanker, keeping the oil, and planning land strikes, and then another story delivered with equal intonation and weight about a holiday retail scam to watch out for
Hey fam next time you’re on a website and get accosted by an AI or automated chat, interact with it and make sure that if it gets your request 1000% wrong, click on whatever it gives you and then tell it you’re satisfied. Keep that well poisoned
December 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hey fam next time you’re on a website and get accosted by an AI or automated chat, interact with it and make sure that if it gets your request 1000% wrong, click on whatever it gives you and then tell it you’re satisfied. Keep that well poisoned
The only time I ever saw a pair of Google glass(es) in the wild, it was when a dude wore them into a strip club and somehow got away with it because nobody knew what they were. He’d somehow gotten his hands on them as a beta tester
It's interesting how when google glass first came out, Google at least tried to *pretend* its main use case wasn't for perverts and gestapo. They were like, look doctors can use this, architects! Augmented reality plumbers!
Zuckerberg can't even be fucked to pretend it has any non-evil uses.
Zuckerberg can't even be fucked to pretend it has any non-evil uses.
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The only time I ever saw a pair of Google glass(es) in the wild, it was when a dude wore them into a strip club and somehow got away with it because nobody knew what they were. He’d somehow gotten his hands on them as a beta tester
1971: “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees”
Now: “I am Groot, buy car insurance”
Now: “I am Groot, buy car insurance”
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
1971: “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees”
Now: “I am Groot, buy car insurance”
Now: “I am Groot, buy car insurance”
Now that LLMs are pretty convincing we’re going to have to come up with a new Turing test. Can the machine dance
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Now that LLMs are pretty convincing we’re going to have to come up with a new Turing test. Can the machine dance
tanning salon called “Hotbeds of Mental Health”
October 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
tanning salon called “Hotbeds of Mental Health”
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airplanes or as i like to call them, "flying cars"
October 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
airplanes or as i like to call them, "flying cars"
black bloc has changed
October 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
black bloc has changed
I just tried to lick a stamp
October 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I just tried to lick a stamp
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Starting a pro scratching propaganda campaign
September 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Starting a pro scratching propaganda campaign
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
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I downloaded this a while back because I thought it was funny. I hope it makes you smile too!
July 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I downloaded this a while back because I thought it was funny. I hope it makes you smile too!
Reposted by Liv Moss
i think a lot about Sister Wendy saying that the chief virtue of abstract art (which she generally didn’t care for) was that it makes obvious the things art was kind of always about
The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an "abstract of Mary's form" 👀
September 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
i think a lot about Sister Wendy saying that the chief virtue of abstract art (which she generally didn’t care for) was that it makes obvious the things art was kind of always about
and he said “I don’t know”
(posting this in quote tweet format so that you all understand this joke has layers)
(posting this in quote tweet format so that you all understand this joke has layers)
Thinking about the time I asked a Bitcoin enthusiast what a fiat currency was
September 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
and he said “I don’t know”
(posting this in quote tweet format so that you all understand this joke has layers)
(posting this in quote tweet format so that you all understand this joke has layers)
Thinking about the time I asked a Bitcoin enthusiast what a fiat currency was
September 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Thinking about the time I asked a Bitcoin enthusiast what a fiat currency was
Why did this account follow me and why won’t they stop using the word ‘Agglomeration’
September 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Why did this account follow me and why won’t they stop using the word ‘Agglomeration’
“Breathe in, breathe out, you keep me alive / you are my passionZ of Christ” 👼
That everything about the "2" here (the colour, the font, the fact that it's ever so slightly tilted) makes it look like a zany comedy sequel, is especially funny
September 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
“Breathe in, breathe out, you keep me alive / you are my passionZ of Christ” 👼
Revisiting this today bc I recently applied for unemployment
September 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Revisiting this today bc I recently applied for unemployment
I was never super into The Office. I watched some, there were some great characters. However, I have a huge crush on Domhnall Gleeson and I’m very invested in the success of The Paper. I think a great twist would be to reveal in season 4 that he has been faking an American accent the whole time.
September 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I was never super into The Office. I watched some, there were some great characters. However, I have a huge crush on Domhnall Gleeson and I’m very invested in the success of The Paper. I think a great twist would be to reveal in season 4 that he has been faking an American accent the whole time.
Call me the getty of petty
they're calling me the guggenheim of cringe
Jerry you're an institution
September 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Call me the getty of petty
We were waiting for some change on my account to process so I told her about the triangle shirtwaist fire and when I apologized for rambling she said “no, you should be a teacher!” Anyway, happy Labor Day, the kids are all right ❤️
Today I got to explain to a call center worker at Spectrum what a union is, she literally had no idea when I asked. She was like “I think we must have one because they give us health insurance” and I was like oh, buckle up!
September 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We were waiting for some change on my account to process so I told her about the triangle shirtwaist fire and when I apologized for rambling she said “no, you should be a teacher!” Anyway, happy Labor Day, the kids are all right ❤️