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shenanigansen.bsky.social
to think ahead in chess is the coward's way of playing

those with true courage do not think about even the move they are currently making
February 16, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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dril.bsky.social
re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2
February 16, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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inkradio.bsky.social
If you like making love to music, put on a live album. That way, you get applause every two to four minutes.
February 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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deltarunetimer.bsky.social
252 days
the most true theory edition
#deltarunetomorrow
February 11, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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museum-of-twitter.bsky.social
@quendergeer 21 hours ago came back to find my advanced AI program begging for attention. i did NOT tell it to do this. we are not prepared for computers with souls under our current ethical framework
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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morninghasbroken.bsky.social
0 dAyS sInCe I dRoPpEd My KiNdLe On My FaCe As I FeLl AsLeEp

I had made it up to 3. And I became proud. That’s where things went wrong.
February 11, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
(For the record I support deploying the military against the AI industry for laughs, not because it is a necessity for survival.)
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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auntietiffa.bsky.social
Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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museum-of-twitter.bsky.social
@CBThorburn Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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ruhee.ca
No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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kaoscryptid.asalwaysimani.com
Welcome to the Winter Olympics don't ask about how many people died or were injured in the making of this sport please and thank you.
Alesbuchanan Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? legionoftuna Summer Triathlon: Don't run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :) Winter Biathlon: I see you've been skiing for five miles now here's your gun Source: lesbuchanan #olympics
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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bowsnonk.bsky.social
Rich Auntie Skeleton @Bowsnonk • 5h [Beck voice] in the time of NFTs they stole my monkey 74 12 2,462 C 171K
February 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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museum-of-twitter.bsky.social
@KarenKilgariff So is the new algorithm based on what I like or what everybody likes? Because I hate what everybody likes and I don't know what I like
February 6, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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shadowtodd.bsky.social
ACAB for Cutie
joeymcallister.com Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 10d
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
A very emo looking ICE agent.
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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theonion.com
Real Estate: A Roof With All The Points
This three-bedroom home on a tree-lined street has a roof with all the pointy parts you’d hope to have in a roof. No level surface up here! It’s all slopes and slants that lead to various points. Reference #64300
February 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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colindickey.com
No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions:

1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
February 4, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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edidin.bsky.social
I stand by this.
Two comic-book panels of Magneto yelling at Charles Xavier. The word balloons are relettered to read as follows: "You could have lived the rest of your life in blissful ignorance... and died a happy pansexual imp... but you wanted to feel power this year. Well, now you're going to feel my power... as it surges downward from me straight through you from nostril to rectum, now until the end of time... and that's... wassup."
February 3, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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lukeknox.me
Dunkstronaut always has been meme
February 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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museum-of-twitter.bsky.social
@prawn_meat 20h Millennials are entering fewer sinister hedge mazes, putting the wizened fauns who plant and tend them under financial strain
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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latimeriidae.bsky.social
HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
A lite brite with a green and purple mooninite flipping you off with the words 1/31/07 NEVER FORGET
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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johnmoe.bsky.social
Yeah but what if the Melania movie was called Seven Samurai instead? And then when you went to see it they just showed you Akira Kurosawa’s 1954 masterpiece Seven Samurai? I bet you liberals would *love* it then. Typical.
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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planetsmudge.bsky.social
Sasquatch Diaries Jan 29th
sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org
sasquatch walks solemnly on an icy lake. Caption reads: 'They put my water friends behind a forcefield'
January 30, 2026 at 10:59 PM
effehezepe.bsky.social
I plan to exit this world the same way I entered it. Yelling "Wu-Tang".
January 30, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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culturecrave.co
"I'm not a big soda person, but when they start to let you mix and match ... I got involved with that" 😂

— Ryan Coogler

(via Good Hang Pod)
January 28, 2026 at 9:35 PM