Eldritch Hipster
@eldritchhipster.bsky.social
35, FL, He/Him, LGBTQ+, BLM, ACAB, lots of other leftie things that don't have convenient acronyms.
Fuck TERFs, fuck SWERFs.
Free Palestine, and stop the genocide.
Comedian, writer, wageslave.
Fuck TERFs, fuck SWERFs.
Free Palestine, and stop the genocide.
Comedian, writer, wageslave.
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Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
Bought a new (used) car recently, and Jesus Christ what a miserable experience. Still tired and stressed out from it.
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Bought a new (used) car recently, and Jesus Christ what a miserable experience. Still tired and stressed out from it.
Carribean Al Qaeda in response to these boat murders is going to be an interesting thing to witness in the next 5-10 years.
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Carribean Al Qaeda in response to these boat murders is going to be an interesting thing to witness in the next 5-10 years.
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Matt Walsh has been crashing out for the last day and it's beautiful.
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Matt Walsh has been crashing out for the last day and it's beautiful.
Joe Biden eulogizing Cheney shows how desperately we serfs need class solidarity.
November 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Joe Biden eulogizing Cheney shows how desperately we serfs need class solidarity.
Good God it's hideous
Coca-Cola's annual Christmas commercial is AI-generated again
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
November 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Good God it's hideous
Holy shit, I love it.
The 1977 Coleco Telstar Arcade answered the question, "What if a game console looked like a Wild West take on the TARDIS console?"
November 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Holy shit, I love it.
www.whitehouse.gov/mysafespace/
Fuckin nailed'em. This should fix everything. And if not they can always put on a talent show or car wash.
Fuckin nailed'em. This should fix everything. And if not they can always put on a talent show or car wash.
mysafespace
We're Democrats in the House and Senate. We love DEI, transgender for everyone, healthcare for illegals and shutting down the government! We couldn't care less if our military gets paid or Americans' ...
www.whitehouse.gov
November 3, 2025 at 12:12 PM
www.whitehouse.gov/mysafespace/
Fuckin nailed'em. This should fix everything. And if not they can always put on a talent show or car wash.
Fuckin nailed'em. This should fix everything. And if not they can always put on a talent show or car wash.
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Erika Kirk squirting tears in her eyes before going on stage.
November 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Erika Kirk squirting tears in her eyes before going on stage.
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ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
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"Lotteries and ritual stoning are integral parts of American life. Whether or not the lottery actually increases the yearly harvest, rural working-class Americans think it does. Let me be blunt: liberals who want to abolish ritual murder are the reason that Donald Trump won."
Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value
Since Biblical times, stoning people to death has been a horrible punishment reserved for the worst criminals. But now, in PC liberal America, the ...
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October 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"Lotteries and ritual stoning are integral parts of American life. Whether or not the lottery actually increases the yearly harvest, rural working-class Americans think it does. Let me be blunt: liberals who want to abolish ritual murder are the reason that Donald Trump won."
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Thank you, Chicago.
October 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Thank you, Chicago.
Schizophrenia Simulator 2026
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Schizophrenia Simulator 2026
If you buy a larger car because you think it's safer if you get in an accident that way, there's something wrong with you.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
If you buy a larger car because you think it's safer if you get in an accident that way, there's something wrong with you.
I desperately need a "third space"...
October 20, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I desperately need a "third space"...
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Horror master John Carpenter will executive produce JOHN CARPENTER PRESENTS, an upcoming anthology series set in the remote wilderness of Alaska.
JOHN CARPENTER PRESENTS: Horror Master To Executive Produce Supernatural Anthology Series
Horror master John Carpenter will executive produce JOHN CARPENTER PRESENTS, an upcoming anthology series set in the remote wilderness of Alaska.
dlvr.it
October 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Horror master John Carpenter will executive produce JOHN CARPENTER PRESENTS, an upcoming anthology series set in the remote wilderness of Alaska.
Based.
A Marine veteran turned oyster farmer who is now a rising Democratic Senate candidate once called himself a “communist,” dismissed “all” police as bastards, and said rural White Americans “actually are” racist and stupid, according to deleted social media posts seen by CNN. https://cnn.it/47sXon6
‘I got older and became a communist': Deleted posts show Maine Senate hopeful's raw views on politics, war, and police | CNN Politics
Graham Platner, a Marine veteran turned oyster farmer, now disavows posts he made years ago, saying they came from a time when he felt disillusioned and angry and expressed those emotions online.
www.cnn.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Based.
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Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
October 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
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"My first scene is on the Hogwarts Express, where I scold a male student for transforming into a butter churn that’s a little too female-presenting."
I’m Thrilled to Announce I’ve Been Cast as Stickles the Gender-Policing Elf in HBO Max’s New Harry Potter Series
The rumors are true: I’m overjoyed and not at all ashamed to share that I’ll be joining the HBO Max Harry Potter family as Stickles the Gender-Poli...
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October 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"My first scene is on the Hogwarts Express, where I scold a male student for transforming into a butter churn that’s a little too female-presenting."
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