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Ellen
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Reader, knitter, nosy person about town, she/her 🏳️‍🌈
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Nothing spikes your blood pressure like a text from your boss saying ‘I know you’re on holiday, but are you free to chat for five minutes?’ It’s all completely fine, but fucking hell
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What's a person gotta do to be left alone these days?
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i think about this every time i cook
Your firework dress matches the west London Diwali sky
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My leaked texts would reveal thousands of messages by grown ass adults, several of them highly trained logistics specialists, failing to successfully coordinate brunch.
if all my group chats were leaked tomorrow I don't know that I could say for certain that my career would necessarily retain the trajectory it's currently on, but I will say I'm pretty sure I've never mentioned Hitler in any of them, so at least that's something
Do they bang in this one?
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England literally has a whole fuckin prison right there in London built explicitly to lock bad princes in but oh too bad, they turned it into a gift shop
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Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
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I'm at Gare Du Nord. Guy in front of me is way overdressed. Dripping with jewels, wearing three crowns, a diamond ring on every finger. He's sweating loads too. Looks kinda nervous. Pretty sure his moustache is fake too. Takes all sorts.
The weather is piss awful today, so we’ve gone to the Oceanarium
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This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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what you guys make in a year i make in 16-18 months
Is that the lemonade popcorn?
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Kym's greatest masterpiece:

"[...] There is altogether too much
of everything. The light is only pretending
to get out of bed. Where is my soup
and hibernation? Why am I expected to be?"
Reposting this poem here for @thelabandfield.bsky.social who retweets it every winter. Yet again, I'm wondering where *is* my soup and hibernation?
It’s far nicer than it should be 🙈
I’m having a mini break in Bournemouth where I went to university and have been on a nostalgia kick all day, so steering into it
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"words of affirmation"
"physical touch"
NO the only way I wish to show or receive affection is by sending someone a little picture of something insulting and writing "this is you"