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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 1h

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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 2h

Nothing spikes your blood pressure like a text from your boss saying ‘I know you’re on holiday, but are you free to chat for five minutes?’ It’s all completely fine, but fucking hell

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PinkNews @pinknews.bsky.social · 4h

What's a person gotta do to be left alone these days?

A screenshot of a tweet from @pjayevas on a PinkNews background, reading: "Hey man I noticed you scheduled a meeting with me but I was hoping you could maybe cancel it because I don't want to be here." The background has a pink and blue cloudy effect.

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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 14h

i think about this every time i cook

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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 15h

Your firework dress matches the west London Diwali sky

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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 18h

My leaked texts would reveal thousands of messages by grown ass adults, several of them highly trained logistics specialists, failing to successfully coordinate brunch.

Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 18h

if all my group chats were leaked tomorrow I don't know that I could say for certain that my career would necessarily retain the trajectory it's currently on, but I will say I'm pretty sure I've never mentioned Hitler in any of them, so at least that's something

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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 18h

Do they bang in this one?

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 1d

England literally has a whole fuckin prison right there in London built explicitly to lock bad princes in but oh too bad, they turned it into a gift shop

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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 23h

SCREAM

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oli @olil.bsky.social · 1d

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a captain america uniform says i understand that reference

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 1d

Mando: “I am here to tell the story.”

Grogu: “And I am here for the food.”

a man in a helmet sits in a chair next to a baby

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 1d

I'm at Gare Du Nord. Guy in front of me is way overdressed. Dripping with jewels, wearing three crowns, a diamond ring on every finger. He's sweating loads too. Looks kinda nervous. Pretty sure his moustache is fake too. Takes all sorts.

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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 2d

The weather is piss awful today, so we’ve gone to the Oceanarium

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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 2d

Scoobies, you know what to do

Chris Schilling @schillingc.bsky.social · 13d

A good friend has submitted this brilliant model of the library from Buffy to Lego Ideas. I’d be very grateful for your help in getting her to 5k supporters: beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Library | LEGO® Ideas

"Sunnydale High isn't really like other high schools. A lot of weird stuff happens here." Buffy the Vampire Slayer first exploded onto our TV screens in the lat…

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Thea O'Ryan Files @theaoryanfiles.bsky.social · 3d

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Alycia the Autist 🪶 @alycia.art · Feb 15

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

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seifert 🐢 @seifert.bsky.social · 3d

Ewan McGregor i inledningen till Trainspotting springer mot kameran. En påmålad pratbubbla sträcker sig från hans mun och innehåller det quoteade inlägget nedan

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2d

what you guys make in a year i make in 16-18 months

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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 2d

Is that the lemonade popcorn?

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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 2d

Kym's greatest masterpiece:

"[...] There is altogether too much
of everything. The light is only pretending
to get out of bed. Where is my soup
and hibernation? Why am I expected to be?"

Grim Deyn @shortestwitch.bsky.social · Nov 23

Reposting this poem here for @thelabandfield.bsky.social who retweets it every winter. Yet again, I'm wondering where *is* my soup and hibernation?

No Talk, I’m Sleepy
Unfortunately, the spotted garden eel.
With regret, the lark. My apologies,
the dark bleating of winter, the vice-like
grip of my heart. How language deserts
me, its most faithful engineer, its very best
silly sod. There is altogether too much
of everything. The light is only pretending
to get out of bed. Where is my soup
and hibernation? Why am I expected to be?
I have become a dormouse. Undisturbed
until spring.

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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 2d

It’s far nicer than it should be 🙈

Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 2d

I’m having a mini break in Bournemouth where I went to university and have been on a nostalgia kick all day, so steering into it

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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 3d

the child from star wars is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee .

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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · Jun 23

"words of affirmation"
"physical touch"
NO the only way I wish to show or receive affection is by sending someone a little picture of something insulting and writing "this is you"

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