eltervoog.bsky.social
@eltervoog.bsky.social
Proud Michiginadianderist (He/Him)
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Checked my calendar for tomorrow and unfortunately there is a day there
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Wars, Marvel etc
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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lmao
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Quentin Tarantino knows we've all seen him act, right?
We all knew Quentin Tarantino was a bad person, but making Matthew Lillard feel bad is a bridge too far. He must now be exiled to a place with no feet.
Matthew Lillard reacts to Quentin Tarantino's comments about him

"Quentin Tarantino says he doesn't like me as an actor ... it hurts your feelings, it fucking sucks, and he wouldn't say that to Tom Cruise ... or a top-line actor ... It's humbling, and it hurts"
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The thing about these "the West built modern civilization" dweebs who somehow feel they share in the glory of others because they have the same skin color, I bet none of them could assemble an IKEA cabinet. They can't personally build shit.
an IQ of 68 means you have some difficulty functioning independently and implies a pretty substantial impairment. for example it would leave you susceptible to believing things like "there's a country where the average IQ is 68. pic unrelated
December 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Went to a local estate sale two years ago, and was looking at records. They were insanely priced. I asked that the deal was, and the dude running the sale (one of about 3 local services) said he looks everything up on discogs now.

Cool. Guess I don't go to estate sales looking for records anymore.
Guy in front of me in the record shop is looking up Discogs prices in front of the shop-owner *after he’s been given a deal on the records.
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Clash of the Titans. Which we watched for Mythology. Which was a 7th period class that was pretty much a bone they threw to stoners to pull up their GPA. I'm not joking.

It was taught by the teacher that also taught Latin. We got to watch the movie because we were good for a week.
Name something you remember watching in this!
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Famously corrupt organization invents prize for dude who is famously narcissistic. Chef's kiss.
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Maybe if Paul Dano threw the n-word around a little, Tarentino would be cooler with him.
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
He plays a dangerous game.
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Oh no!
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Probably my all-time favorite.

theonion.com/area-bassist...
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I refuse to learn how to pronounce Art Basel.
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Hey, watch me bring this dude back from the dead. Yup. Never gonna do that again. Just like that time I once walked across some water, that I'm sure 2000 years later people will swear to all they're worth is a thing I did.
it's crazy jesus brought that one guy back to life and just never did it again, never got his mana back
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Also, not a woman in this picture.
RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Insert a movie into another movie:

Snakes on a Soul Plane
December 3, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Insert a movie into another movie:

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Max World
Insert a movie into another movie:

Snakes on a Soul Plane
December 3, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The worst part about this is the way it makes me look. The second worst part is all the dead people.
The worst part about the boat strikes - regardless of who ordered what and besides the ultimate tragedy of lives lost - is they’re forever a stain on the professionalism and dignity of the United States military.

They’re an insult to every American who ever sacrificed to do the right thing.
December 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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If only the pros outweighed the cons.
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.
October 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
My wife and I just watched the overflowing recycling bin get emptied into the truck, and the amount of glass clinking from all the bottles was truly impressive.
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM