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Just living on an island in the middle of the Atlantic making typos and being boring
All my gingerbread dry ingredients are prepped for baking over the weekend
December 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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This is a million times worse than anything Hunter Biden was accused of doing in even the most fevered right-wing conspiracy dream
UPDATE: Trump Jr.-backed startup receives $620 million Pentagon loan
In October, Popular Information reported that the Pentagon awarded a contract to Unusual Machines, an obscure drone company that President Trump’s son, Donald Trump Jr., joined as an advisor in Novemb...
popular.info
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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For today only, take 30% off all sign Valiant comics in my shop with the code WED! If you've been wanting to check out Faith, this is the perfect chance.

Discount expires at midnight PST.

ko-fi.com/jodyhouser/l...
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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The family of a Colombian man believed to have been killed in a US strike in the Caribbean has filed what’s believed to be the first complaint against such attacks with the Inter-American Commission on Human Rights (IACHR).
Colombian family files first known formal complaint over deadly US strike in Caribbean | CNN
The family of a Colombian man believed to have been killed in a US strike in the Caribbean has filed what’s believed to be the first complaint against such attacks with the Inter-American Commission o...
www.cnn.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Trans women has been welcomed at the Women's Institute since the 1970s and one member is in her 80's and has been a member for decades. This is pure bigotry pushed by legal threats backed monetarily by JK Rowling.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Women’s Institute will no longer accept trans women as members from April
Exclusive: CEO says decision taken with ‘utmost regret and sadness’ after supreme court ruling on definition of a woman
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Something that is pretty wholesome and fun to watch is Dan and Phil playing sims, I´m so emotionally invested in Dil´s Sim life atm
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
One of my favourites xmas things is stopping by the shop that caters to all our lovely immigrants and try different candy and chocolates, today was this Ukrainian chocolate/cherry and pretty sweet treat
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Amazon, please stop asking me if books I bought month ago met my expectations. I still have unread books I bought in 2012. Be real.
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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It’s both crazy and depressing that the first truly online president we ever had ended up being of the ‘crazy uncle who reposts any racist shitstained meme that he stumbles across’ variety.
Trump has posted to Truth Social at least 75 times and counting in the past hour.

It’s weirdo garbage produced by random people on X and TikTok across a number of topics, like conspiracy theories about Ilhan Omar and influencers who claim “communists” are attempting a color revolution in the U.S.
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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You ever think the guy with the Tiny Desk just wants to get back to work?
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My xmas 🎄 is up
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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This is Salem. He waited for his mom to leave the car before stealing her breakfast. Loves the thrill of the hunt. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: unhingeddogmom)
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Dictators need war to stay in power.
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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So much about this sign I saw today I am still thinking about
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
You know it’s xmas when the neighbourhood kids scream at you “hey lady wanna buy a raffle?”
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.

And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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This is just to say

I have binned
the condiments
that were in
the back of the fridge

and which
we could not possibly
have been saving
for any discernible purpose

I ask no forgiveness
They were antique
so cold
and so impossibly past their use-by dates.
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.

This is the power of vaccines.

The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.

Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Kissed my dog on the paw like she's a fair maiden.

(She is in fact a fair maiden)
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM