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Elisse
@elysiane.bsky.social
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Software tester and real life crafter. I live for video games, coffee, books and K-pop. 💗
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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better
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Quit trying to monetize your hobbies
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Goooood morning and happy week, Bsky!

This post appeared on my timeline, which is timely, considering I am browsing Bsky while I pseudo-listen to a Teams session on using Copilot given by the corporation I work for.
Real gamer girl weekend hours
Nooooo you breathed the same air as Hwasa how 😍😍😍
Nintendo will literally let people share digital games but God forbid you are able to start a second Animal Crossing save on the same device.
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Books designed to be read only by human eyes are different from books designed to be read by machines, which is why Google will tell you that the phrase “shake my booty” can be found in an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote.
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Hate it when the Sims 4 just says ‘OK’ at me - why aren’t you adjusting emotional weights like god intended? What happened to calibrating my personality matrix?
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Oh come on now, we’re just actively trying to destroy the world at this point right?
Hey, not to be a downer, but in case you guys didn’t hear the CEO of Proton actually came out with pro Trump comments and when he received pushback, he continued to reply using the company’s official accounts and insisting on his takes. So welp, a heads up 😭
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“It’s a relaxing hobby,” I mutter to myself
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you know someone's mad at you on Teams when they spend ages typing and then it just stops and they give you a thumbs up react
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mostly i am a bad bitch who handles my own life problems. however i HAVE learned that if i look sad and pathetic enough, within 10 minutes a man will offer to do something IT related for me, like emerge from a bush holding a spare HDMI cable, and i abuse this privilege to its fullest extent
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thats ok im already fluent in anxiety
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(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,
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Normalizing eugenics and prioritizing individual rights over community care helped get us here.
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Was 95% sure that a random in my replies *was* a reply-guy-as-a-service aggro-bot, but this took it to 100%
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Several of the Trump Admin's new executive orders feature bizarre errors, formatting oddities, and stilted language -- familiar artifacts that have led to speculation that AI was used in the drafting process.

futurism.com/trump-admin-...
Trump Admin Accused of Using AI to Draft Executive Orders
Artifacts in Trump's executive orders have led to speculation that those who penned them might have turned to AI for help.
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He is the type of dude who would have practiced it in the mirror 500 times to make sure it looks just so. You know it.
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"Let me put it in words you might understand. Mr. Trump, fuck off."
1. Computer engineering + EE double major
2. Computer engineering (uni stopped offering double majors)
3. Nope
4. Software tester!
If you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now?

1. To figure out what that should be
2. English»Mythology»History»
3. Poli Sci/Journo double major
4. Semi-retired from tech/tech pm
If you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now?

1. Didn't have a clue
2. Anthro -> Soc -> Eng -> Religion -> history
3. See above
4. HS teacher and author
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WARNING: this post contains graphic language

GPU. Nvidia. Anti-aliasing. Dynamic shadows. Texture