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Okay new rule - for every year you get de-aged in a commercial, in real life, you get one year older
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Okay new rule - for every year you get de-aged in a commercial, in real life, you get one year older
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If Jeffrey Epstein had never been caught and was still alive and operating today, he’d be one of the new CBS News contributors hired by Bari Weiss, I’m sure of it
January 31, 2026 at 4:30 PM
If Jeffrey Epstein had never been caught and was still alive and operating today, he’d be one of the new CBS News contributors hired by Bari Weiss, I’m sure of it
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I am raising a kind, caring child who is hurt and confused whenever she sees someone behave in a mean or selfish way, and this gentle little person is growing up in a world half-full of loud, cruel, racist idiots who have more empathy for corporations than for actual human beings. It breaks my heart
January 25, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I am raising a kind, caring child who is hurt and confused whenever she sees someone behave in a mean or selfish way, and this gentle little person is growing up in a world half-full of loud, cruel, racist idiots who have more empathy for corporations than for actual human beings. It breaks my heart
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TW ⚠️
The stabilized version is brutal.
The stabilized version is brutal.
January 25, 2026 at 2:13 AM
TW ⚠️
The stabilized version is brutal.
The stabilized version is brutal.
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From this moment forward (and before, but clearly now):
-If you work for ICE.
-If you vote for money for ICE.
You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.
-If you work for ICE.
-If you vote for money for ICE.
You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.
January 24, 2026 at 5:07 PM
From this moment forward (and before, but clearly now):
-If you work for ICE.
-If you vote for money for ICE.
You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.
-If you work for ICE.
-If you vote for money for ICE.
You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.
Amazing, must-read story here:
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Amazing, must-read story here:
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Football is brought to you by TurboTax, the people who bribe Congress to make sure you have to pay them to file your taxes.
January 20, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Football is brought to you by TurboTax, the people who bribe Congress to make sure you have to pay them to file your taxes.
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There is a huge irony that as the US approaches its 250th anniversary, it has been saddled with its own "Mad King George." History rappin like a gangsta again!
This is not the work of a mentally competent man.
#25thAmendmentNow
Trump text to Norwegian Prime Minister
#25thAmendmentNow
Trump text to Norwegian Prime Minister
January 19, 2026 at 8:14 PM
There is a huge irony that as the US approaches its 250th anniversary, it has been saddled with its own "Mad King George." History rappin like a gangsta again!
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Vaxxed?
X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Vaxxed?
I wonder if they considered calling it "Tip to Tip."
January 17, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I wonder if they considered calling it "Tip to Tip."
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The three most odious people in the country are Elon Musk, Donald Trump, and Stephen Miller. A megabillionaire, a billionaire, and just a pure love of the game piece of shit.
January 15, 2026 at 6:21 AM
The three most odious people in the country are Elon Musk, Donald Trump, and Stephen Miller. A megabillionaire, a billionaire, and just a pure love of the game piece of shit.
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Trump’s persecution of Jerome Powell and his political opponents must end.
January 12, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Trump’s persecution of Jerome Powell and his political opponents must end.
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i think most species of bird could probably perform this calculation with absolute 100% accuracy
January 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
i think most species of bird could probably perform this calculation with absolute 100% accuracy
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Five years ago, Donald Trump tried to overthrow the government.
He was dangerous then, and he’s dangerous now.
He was dangerous then, and he’s dangerous now.
NPR built a visual archive of the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the Capitol, showing exactly what happened through the lenses of the people who were there. In "Chapter 2: Stop the Steal," we look at how false claims of a stolen election mobilized Trump supporters.
Jan. 6, 2021: A visual archive of the Capitol attack
NPR’s Jan. 6 archive brings together reporting, video, documents and testimony to show what really happened during the Capitol riot. Explore the timeline, cases and evidence behind the attack.
n.pr
January 6, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Five years ago, Donald Trump tried to overthrow the government.
He was dangerous then, and he’s dangerous now.
He was dangerous then, and he’s dangerous now.
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Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
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I’m at Times Square, where an emergency “No War On Venezuela” protest just took to the street. Easily a thousand people here in real-feel 20°F weather.
“No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela’s not yours!”
“No boots on the ground no bombs in the air, U.S. out of everywhere!”
“No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela’s not yours!”
“No boots on the ground no bombs in the air, U.S. out of everywhere!”
January 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I’m at Times Square, where an emergency “No War On Venezuela” protest just took to the street. Easily a thousand people here in real-feel 20°F weather.
“No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela’s not yours!”
“No boots on the ground no bombs in the air, U.S. out of everywhere!”
“No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela’s not yours!”
“No boots on the ground no bombs in the air, U.S. out of everywhere!”
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My resolution for the New Year is to attack and dethrone God.
January 1, 2026 at 6:13 AM
My resolution for the New Year is to attack and dethrone God.
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another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.
It sounds so human-like!
It sounds so human-like!
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
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The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
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They see it. They know. They just like that he hates the same people they hate.
How the fuck can anybody that voted for this colossally disturbed man not see how dangerous he is?
December 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
They see it. They know. They just like that he hates the same people they hate.
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Just a massive scandal developing over at CBS News within mere weeks of Bari Weiss taking the helm.
60 Minutes has been an American institution for decades, and Weiss just ruined its reputation.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/21/m...
60 Minutes has been an American institution for decades, and Weiss just ruined its reputation.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/21/m...
CBS shelves ‘60 Minutes’ story on Trump deportees at the last minute: ‘People are threatening to quit,’ staffers say | CNN Business
“60 Minutes” just suffered a severe blow to its credibility. Now one of its own correspondents fears the program is being “dismantled,” and some employees are threatening to quit.
www.cnn.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Just a massive scandal developing over at CBS News within mere weeks of Bari Weiss taking the helm.
60 Minutes has been an American institution for decades, and Weiss just ruined its reputation.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/21/m...
60 Minutes has been an American institution for decades, and Weiss just ruined its reputation.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/21/m...
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You can’t “fix” X, The Everything App by going back and posting there because the owner has this thumb on the scale of the algorithm to promote the worst ideas and people. It’s not a viable solution, you have to let it go.
Dear Bluesky liberals. Come back to Twitter. Please. PLEASE.
December 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
You can’t “fix” X, The Everything App by going back and posting there because the owner has this thumb on the scale of the algorithm to promote the worst ideas and people. It’s not a viable solution, you have to let it go.
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."