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waging vibe warfare
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[Carrie Bradshaw voiceover] I couldn’t help but wonder…was the hamburger helping me, or was I helping the hamburger?
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there is one and only one political strategy, and that is: “hang trump like an anchor around the neck of every single elected republican and the party itself.” no ‘friends across the aisle.’ no ‘the fever will break.’ anyone not on board with that has to go. no exceptions
December 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
wow i can’t believe they just shot the grinch in cold blood #acab
December 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
concept renderings look great imo
December 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
so her eyes just always look like that huh
December 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
nothing makes me feel like more of a troglodyte—just full-on man-ape banging bones at the beginning of 2001 a space odyssey—than trying to wrap presents
December 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
the 1yo just pulled this move on the 4yo. how’s everyone’s sunday morning going?
a bearded wrestler is jumping over a red ring .
Alt: a bearded wrestler is jumping over a red ring .
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
December 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
absolute queen shit
December 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
cool, cool
Illinois is running out of power. The news is a blow to Gov. JB Pritzker’s climate change-fighting goals too, as demand from AI data centers soars while wind and solar development stalls.
Illinois running low on power as AI data centers spike electricity demand
chicago.suntimes.com
December 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
how am i just now finding out there’s a whole sesame street album in the style of the beatles called sesame road, with such hits as “letter b” (let it be) and “a little yelp from my friends”
December 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
true grassley-heads know otherwise
December 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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it’s giving
December 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
it’s giving
December 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Editor: You get that sleep apnea ad up yet?

Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Editor: what
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
lol
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Editor: You get that sleep apnea ad up yet?

Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Editor: what
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Don't let your specters be your hectors when you sit down at the mansion of success.
Eric Adams is an incredibly strange man
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
"im reporting on important truths!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
What’s that saying, hit dog holler
December 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
oops i bought the expensive german camera (not a $10k one but still, more than I should be spending for something that shoots film lol)
hm getting to the point in my life where a $10k camera would fix me but unfortunately i don’t have that kind of money. ah well.
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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bring me solo and the wookie
December 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
bring me solo and the wookie
December 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
easy
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I don’t think it’s kosher to eat more than one fortune cookie with your chinese takeout — can’t be greedy with the fortunes just because you didn’t like what you got — but what are the rules the next day for leftovers? do you get a reset?
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM