It's Emily!
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Sometimes it really is rocket science. I'll post relentlessly about Big Brother during the season so mute the hashtags now if that's not your thing. Also college football and plenty of politics
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"Goes missing," uh-huh, yeah. The police were ON THEIR WAY TO HIS HOUSE when he "went missing."
Now, I wonder what circumstances might make a middle-aged white high school football coach go on the run during a successful football season, hmmmm? 🤔
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Now, I wonder what circumstances might make a middle-aged white high school football coach go on the run during a successful football season, hmmmm? 🤔
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Virginia H.S. football coach goes missing as undefeated team makes it to the playoffs
There's a statewide manhunt for coach Travis Turner, whose Union H.S. Bears are 12-0.
www.nbcnews.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
"Goes missing," uh-huh, yeah. The police were ON THEIR WAY TO HIS HOUSE when he "went missing."
Now, I wonder what circumstances might make a middle-aged white high school football coach go on the run during a successful football season, hmmmm? 🤔
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Now, I wonder what circumstances might make a middle-aged white high school football coach go on the run during a successful football season, hmmmm? 🤔
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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How many people would it take to unscrew this lightbulb??
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
How many people would it take to unscrew this lightbulb??
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PITTTHONY MITCHELL PANTHER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
PITTTHONY MITCHELL PANTHER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Narduzzi wtf was that
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Narduzzi wtf was that
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
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GenZer on millennials: "I'm scared of y'all"
Millennials (predictably in GIF form):
Millennials (predictably in GIF form):
November 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
GenZer on millennials: "I'm scared of y'all"
Millennials (predictably in GIF form):
Millennials (predictably in GIF form):
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Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
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A very good boy! 🐾🐕😍
An amazing c. 3,400 year-old ancient Egyptian dog carved from ivory. This leaping dog opens and closes its mouth as if barking by using a lever below its chest.
The Met 📷 by me
#Archaeology
An amazing c. 3,400 year-old ancient Egyptian dog carved from ivory. This leaping dog opens and closes its mouth as if barking by using a lever below its chest.
The Met 📷 by me
#Archaeology
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
A very good boy! 🐾🐕😍
An amazing c. 3,400 year-old ancient Egyptian dog carved from ivory. This leaping dog opens and closes its mouth as if barking by using a lever below its chest.
The Met 📷 by me
#Archaeology
An amazing c. 3,400 year-old ancient Egyptian dog carved from ivory. This leaping dog opens and closes its mouth as if barking by using a lever below its chest.
The Met 📷 by me
#Archaeology
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Okay i think it’s Florida State
In hindsight “which football team does god hate more, NC State or Florida State?” was always going to be difficult to answer
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Okay i think it’s Florida State
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When you roll a natural 20 on your Charisma check.
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
When you roll a natural 20 on your Charisma check.
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This is legitimately insane. If I'm one of the voices I'm on the phone with every high powered lawyer I know
Okay, this is kind of wild? www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
Kristen Bell Is the Star of a New FOX Jesus Podcast. No One Told Her
FOX's new Jesus podcast features Kristen Bell as the voice of Mary Magdalene. Bell, however, recorded the audio 15 years ago for a different project.
www.rollingstone.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This is legitimately insane. If I'm one of the voices I'm on the phone with every high powered lawyer I know
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okay, seeing the headlines pop up in news feeds, apparently it's time for various companies to insist we believe there is an AI actress named "Tilly Norwood"
there is no AI actress, there is a computer graphics program that makes an animated character
Scooby-Doo was not an actor, either
there is no AI actress, there is a computer graphics program that makes an animated character
Scooby-Doo was not an actor, either
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
okay, seeing the headlines pop up in news feeds, apparently it's time for various companies to insist we believe there is an AI actress named "Tilly Norwood"
there is no AI actress, there is a computer graphics program that makes an animated character
Scooby-Doo was not an actor, either
there is no AI actress, there is a computer graphics program that makes an animated character
Scooby-Doo was not an actor, either
Every single person that clutched their pearls about Jay Jones better be first in line to make their voices heard here.
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Every single person that clutched their pearls about Jay Jones better be first in line to make their voices heard here.
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“Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
“Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
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People keep comparing this to a '30 Rock' bit when it's 100 percent a 'Girls5eva' song. (Apologies for bringing this to your attention; watch 'Girls5eva' instead.)
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
People keep comparing this to a '30 Rock' bit when it's 100 percent a 'Girls5eva' song. (Apologies for bringing this to your attention; watch 'Girls5eva' instead.)
I still love that they put this moment in the first movie and kept it quiet until the premiere. Such a great way to go Idina and Kristin their flowers
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I still love that they put this moment in the first movie and kept it quiet until the premiere. Such a great way to go Idina and Kristin their flowers
How many times have I seen this and yet his entrance gets me giggly every time
a man in a blue jacket is standing in front of a building .
Alt: a man in a blue jacket is standing in front of a building .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
How many times have I seen this and yet his entrance gets me giggly every time
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Sexy zip ties in my area
Many of the details in this story are incredibly fucked up, but others are just remarkably stupid.
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Sexy zip ties in my area
Rewatching Wicked to prepare for part 2 tomorrow
a blurred image of a woman 's butt with a pink pillow on it
Alt: a blurred image of a woman 's butt with a pink pillow on it
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Rewatching Wicked to prepare for part 2 tomorrow
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Elon Musk made (ordered made?) a machine to tell him he’s awesome because we were all mean to him.
He’s got enough money to perpetuate his own unreality, fluffed up by sycophants and now…LLMs.
To this I say: Tax the fucker.
He’s got enough money to perpetuate his own unreality, fluffed up by sycophants and now…LLMs.
To this I say: Tax the fucker.
oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Elon Musk made (ordered made?) a machine to tell him he’s awesome because we were all mean to him.
He’s got enough money to perpetuate his own unreality, fluffed up by sycophants and now…LLMs.
To this I say: Tax the fucker.
He’s got enough money to perpetuate his own unreality, fluffed up by sycophants and now…LLMs.
To this I say: Tax the fucker.
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Tonight at 9pm ET, 8pm CT, the Shakespeare in the Park production of Twelfth Night starring Lupita Nyong'o, Sandra Oh, Peter Dinklage, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and directed by Saheem Ali will be on PBS Great Performances.
You can stream at pbs.org/gperf or on the PBS app.
You can stream at pbs.org/gperf or on the PBS app.
Twelfth Night ~ About | Great Performances | PBS
The Shakespearean comedy of mistaken identity starring Lupita Nyong'o, Sandra Oh, Peter Dinklage, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Junior Nyong'o and more.
www.pbs.org
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Tonight at 9pm ET, 8pm CT, the Shakespeare in the Park production of Twelfth Night starring Lupita Nyong'o, Sandra Oh, Peter Dinklage, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and directed by Saheem Ali will be on PBS Great Performances.
You can stream at pbs.org/gperf or on the PBS app.
You can stream at pbs.org/gperf or on the PBS app.
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This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
Predator Badlands was better than it had any right to be but I needed at least one less pointy cable into the ear scene
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Predator Badlands was better than it had any right to be but I needed at least one less pointy cable into the ear scene