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This is the only correct answer.
Today we're looking at the player rankings for the Spirits from the Cozy Kitchen expansion!
We're not surprised at these results to be honest, Capybun ate up those rankings. 🧈
Do you agree?
Full ranking in thread ⬇️
🥇 Capybun
🥈 Squire Sprout
🥉 Bubble Ducky
We're not surprised at these results to be honest, Capybun ate up those rankings. 🧈
Do you agree?
Full ranking in thread ⬇️
🥇 Capybun
🥈 Squire Sprout
🥉 Bubble Ducky
February 5, 2026 at 3:51 PM
This is the only correct answer.
DEEPTOAD WAS ROBBED
Today we're looking at the player rankings for the Spirits from the All Aboard! expansion!
This one's a bit surprising, we thought Ursa would be higher up and didn't expect Wispwing to take the gold!
Do you agree?
🥇 Wispwing
🥈 Coorier
🥉 Aviotter
Full ranking in thread ⬇️
This one's a bit surprising, we thought Ursa would be higher up and didn't expect Wispwing to take the gold!
Do you agree?
🥇 Wispwing
🥈 Coorier
🥉 Aviotter
Full ranking in thread ⬇️
February 5, 2026 at 3:49 PM
DEEPTOAD WAS ROBBED
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Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."
February 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."
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The best way to stop animals from being abandoned by owners abducted by ICE? Is to make ICE stop abducting people.
I don’t know what it is about pets that makes white folks in particular go simply fully irrational. There’s a way to love and protect animals by confronting systemic violence.
I don’t know what it is about pets that makes white folks in particular go simply fully irrational. There’s a way to love and protect animals by confronting systemic violence.
February 5, 2026 at 12:57 AM
The best way to stop animals from being abandoned by owners abducted by ICE? Is to make ICE stop abducting people.
I don’t know what it is about pets that makes white folks in particular go simply fully irrational. There’s a way to love and protect animals by confronting systemic violence.
I don’t know what it is about pets that makes white folks in particular go simply fully irrational. There’s a way to love and protect animals by confronting systemic violence.
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Snopes investigates rumors that people were offered $50 to see the "Melania" movie.
Bottom line: Yes, there were advertisements to that effect. However, tracing back to their source is still in progress, and no evidence so far that anyone was actually paid. www.snopes.com/news/2026/01...
Bottom line: Yes, there were advertisements to that effect. However, tracing back to their source is still in progress, and no evidence so far that anyone was actually paid. www.snopes.com/news/2026/01...
Craigslist ad offered people $50 to see 'Melania' movie in Boston. Here's what we know
While the ad genuinely appeared on Craigslist, Snopes could not determine who was behind it or whether it was legitimate.
www.snopes.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Snopes investigates rumors that people were offered $50 to see the "Melania" movie.
Bottom line: Yes, there were advertisements to that effect. However, tracing back to their source is still in progress, and no evidence so far that anyone was actually paid. www.snopes.com/news/2026/01...
Bottom line: Yes, there were advertisements to that effect. However, tracing back to their source is still in progress, and no evidence so far that anyone was actually paid. www.snopes.com/news/2026/01...
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Naah, I want them on trial.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Naah, I want them on trial.
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I love all genders🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
February 3, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I love all genders🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
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YALL ARE WRONG, but ilu anyway
The results are in!
We asked players which Spirits were their favorites. Here are the results!
Are you happy with these ratings? Who didn't get the love they deserved?
We'll share the DLC Spirits ranking soon ✨
Full ranking in thread ⬇️
🥇 Lenny
🥈 Moonpaw
🥉 Dustbunny
We asked players which Spirits were their favorites. Here are the results!
Are you happy with these ratings? Who didn't get the love they deserved?
We'll share the DLC Spirits ranking soon ✨
Full ranking in thread ⬇️
🥇 Lenny
🥈 Moonpaw
🥉 Dustbunny
February 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
YALL ARE WRONG, but ilu anyway
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Every accusation is a confession.
February 2, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Every accusation is a confession.
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In the words of Guillermo del Toro:
February 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
In the words of Guillermo del Toro:
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Soon after Ghost retired, he told the 141 he'd adopted a pet called Skully, they assumed it was a dog from the stories Ghost told. "He loves going for walks, Skully chases the squirrels."
Soap gets leave to visit Simon and discovers Skully is in fact, a cat.
#GhostSoap Thread! ⬇️🧵
Soap gets leave to visit Simon and discovers Skully is in fact, a cat.
#GhostSoap Thread! ⬇️🧵
February 2, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Soon after Ghost retired, he told the 141 he'd adopted a pet called Skully, they assumed it was a dog from the stories Ghost told. "He loves going for walks, Skully chases the squirrels."
Soap gets leave to visit Simon and discovers Skully is in fact, a cat.
#GhostSoap Thread! ⬇️🧵
Soap gets leave to visit Simon and discovers Skully is in fact, a cat.
#GhostSoap Thread! ⬇️🧵
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Is anyone surprised?
And here I thought I couldn't loathe these people even more.
And here I thought I couldn't loathe these people even more.
I'm not being facetious. Epstein was apparently giving talking points to the people pushing anti trans rhetoric in the UK.
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Is anyone surprised?
And here I thought I couldn't loathe these people even more.
And here I thought I couldn't loathe these people even more.
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well then it hasn’t been a very successful one
February 2, 2026 at 1:24 PM
well then it hasn’t been a very successful one
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i think if you post like this without offering concrete steps people can take to prepare for and respond to interference or without any acknowledgement of the success (or lack thereof) of this strategy then you are basically engaged in voter suppression.
February 2, 2026 at 1:24 PM
i think if you post like this without offering concrete steps people can take to prepare for and respond to interference or without any acknowledgement of the success (or lack thereof) of this strategy then you are basically engaged in voter suppression.
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Shaun King aka Talcum X aka (insert your favorite moniker here) is Shaun Kinging again, on Substack, writing ICE-related stories. Please do not support him. He's a serial grifter. He promises he's 'working hard behind the scenes'. He's not. He's just taking your money.
February 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Shaun King aka Talcum X aka (insert your favorite moniker here) is Shaun Kinging again, on Substack, writing ICE-related stories. Please do not support him. He's a serial grifter. He promises he's 'working hard behind the scenes'. He's not. He's just taking your money.
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Employees at xAI were asked to sign a waiver agreeing to be exposed to "sensitive, violent, sexual and/or other offensive or disturbing content," including content that "may be disturbing, traumatizing, and/or cause you psychological stress."
So Musk intentionally forced xAI to embrace making sexualized material to increase user active seconds, and the AI chatbot had, throughout 2025, only two employees devoted to safety compared to dozens of staffers on similar teams at OpenAI or other rivals.
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
Inside Musk’s bet to hook users that turned Grok into a porn generator
Under pressure to boost its popularity, Elon Musk’s xAI loosened guardrails and relaxed controls on sexual content, setting off internal concern.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Employees at xAI were asked to sign a waiver agreeing to be exposed to "sensitive, violent, sexual and/or other offensive or disturbing content," including content that "may be disturbing, traumatizing, and/or cause you psychological stress."
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What I like is how the mom keeps saying “if you want this to be real” and then “Fine, I take it back!” Like the truth is a favor we do for other people, instead of something we owe to ourselves.
February 2, 2026 at 1:10 PM
What I like is how the mom keeps saying “if you want this to be real” and then “Fine, I take it back!” Like the truth is a favor we do for other people, instead of something we owe to ourselves.
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Anne Frank died of typhus at Bergen-Belsen
ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
February 2, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Anne Frank died of typhus at Bergen-Belsen
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"Measles is one of the most contagious diseases: Among people without immunity, 90% of those exposed to a case will get sick. (In comparison, between 4% and 12% of unvaccinated people exposed to a case of influenza will develop symptoms.)"
ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
February 2, 2026 at 12:26 AM
"Measles is one of the most contagious diseases: Among people without immunity, 90% of those exposed to a case will get sick. (In comparison, between 4% and 12% of unvaccinated people exposed to a case of influenza will develop symptoms.)"
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holy fucking hell these guys are like not only obsessed with cocks and how to suck them but are like, truly making some of the most depraved grindr chasers i've encountered look like perfect gentlemen
O cool The hypothesis that the elite were trying to segrigate trans people from society purely to keep us as sex slaves was real, but only for trans women since they see trans men as undesirable for sex and want them eliminated which is EXACTLY THE POLICIES AND RHETORIC WE'RE SEEING HAPPEN RIGHT NOW
February 1, 2026 at 5:35 PM
holy fucking hell these guys are like not only obsessed with cocks and how to suck them but are like, truly making some of the most depraved grindr chasers i've encountered look like perfect gentlemen
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Just a reminder, the greatest living American historian filmmaker, Ken Burns, released a 720 min exploration of every facet of the American revolution using zero generative AI and paying for all of its assets instead of cobbling it from stolen data, then he gave it away for free on PBS this year.
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Just a reminder, the greatest living American historian filmmaker, Ken Burns, released a 720 min exploration of every facet of the American revolution using zero generative AI and paying for all of its assets instead of cobbling it from stolen data, then he gave it away for free on PBS this year.
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Epstein offered Peter Thiel to “gladly share…expenses for the Gawker suit,” one day after Forbes reported that Thiel was secretly backing the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker.
Gawker obtained Epstein's flight records in 2015, questioned Dershowitz. #OpDeathEaters #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinCoverUp
Gawker obtained Epstein's flight records in 2015, questioned Dershowitz. #OpDeathEaters #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinCoverUp
![From: Peter Thiel
To:
'jeffrey E.' <jeevacation@gmail.com>
Subject:
RE:
Sent:
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:13:54 AM
:)
From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, May 25, 2016 2:33 AM
To: Peter Thiel <
Subject:
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February 2, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Epstein offered Peter Thiel to “gladly share…expenses for the Gawker suit,” one day after Forbes reported that Thiel was secretly backing the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker.
Gawker obtained Epstein's flight records in 2015, questioned Dershowitz. #OpDeathEaters #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinCoverUp
Gawker obtained Epstein's flight records in 2015, questioned Dershowitz. #OpDeathEaters #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinCoverUp
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One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"
January 31, 2026 at 5:32 PM
One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"
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I feel like maybe it’s a function of everyone online being born in 2002 but I don’t think most people realize how openly and explicitly pedophilic american culture was until like… maybe 10 years ago
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I feel like maybe it’s a function of everyone online being born in 2002 but I don’t think most people realize how openly and explicitly pedophilic american culture was until like… maybe 10 years ago