actual cannibal saturn
@empresscirque.bsky.social
Bronwyn • They/Them • 30s • Actual Bisexual Mess™ • Artist, Writer • Living Eldritch Horror • MDNI • AI DNI
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me [turning into a snail]: maybe that guy has a point
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
me [turning into a snail]: maybe that guy has a point
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optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
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Not worry about using credit cards to pay for food.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Not worry about using credit cards to pay for food.
To all my fellow #Fortnite players:
With all the evidence pointing to so much use of AI to replace real artists - some of the people most important to ensuring the quality of the seasons and battle passes, I propose either a season boycott or mass Crew Pass exodus.
🧵
With all the evidence pointing to so much use of AI to replace real artists - some of the people most important to ensuring the quality of the seasons and battle passes, I propose either a season boycott or mass Crew Pass exodus.
🧵
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
To all my fellow #Fortnite players:
With all the evidence pointing to so much use of AI to replace real artists - some of the people most important to ensuring the quality of the seasons and battle passes, I propose either a season boycott or mass Crew Pass exodus.
🧵
With all the evidence pointing to so much use of AI to replace real artists - some of the people most important to ensuring the quality of the seasons and battle passes, I propose either a season boycott or mass Crew Pass exodus.
🧵
BASTILLE DROPPING ANOTHER BANGER they legit know exactly when I need a new song, omg
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
BASTILLE DROPPING ANOTHER BANGER they legit know exactly when I need a new song, omg
@rivermets.bsky.social gifted me a copy of Ghost Trick and I spent 14 hours, three sittings, 100%ing it… and quick question… HOW ARENT THERE MORE OF THIS GAME???
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
@rivermets.bsky.social gifted me a copy of Ghost Trick and I spent 14 hours, three sittings, 100%ing it… and quick question… HOW ARENT THERE MORE OF THIS GAME???
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PayPal has rolled out a new "feature" that prompts you to leave feedback about an artist that you've commissioned via invoice.
Whatever you do, DO NOT fill this out! To quote Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!!!" It is meant to misguide you.
(continue...)
Whatever you do, DO NOT fill this out! To quote Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!!!" It is meant to misguide you.
(continue...)
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
PayPal has rolled out a new "feature" that prompts you to leave feedback about an artist that you've commissioned via invoice.
Whatever you do, DO NOT fill this out! To quote Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!!!" It is meant to misguide you.
(continue...)
Whatever you do, DO NOT fill this out! To quote Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!!!" It is meant to misguide you.
(continue...)
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Me after every social interaction
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Me after every social interaction
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November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
99% sure it’s been deleted, but someone on AO3 is looking for the fic where Soap is the President’s (Price) adopted son and Ghost is his bodyguard.
Soap is recovering from addiction in it and I know König and Roach were an item. Graves was the VP.
Anyone remember it and if so is it still around?
Soap is recovering from addiction in it and I know König and Roach were an item. Graves was the VP.
Anyone remember it and if so is it still around?
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
99% sure it’s been deleted, but someone on AO3 is looking for the fic where Soap is the President’s (Price) adopted son and Ghost is his bodyguard.
Soap is recovering from addiction in it and I know König and Roach were an item. Graves was the VP.
Anyone remember it and if so is it still around?
Soap is recovering from addiction in it and I know König and Roach were an item. Graves was the VP.
Anyone remember it and if so is it still around?
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It’s TDoR today and I just want to make sure you all know that we are important and loved and needed. You are beautiful and your life is so unbelievably precious. #codfanart #callofduty #transdayofremembrance
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It’s TDoR today and I just want to make sure you all know that we are important and loved and needed. You are beautiful and your life is so unbelievably precious. #codfanart #callofduty #transdayofremembrance
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👩🌾 Grab your tools
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
👩🌾 Grab your tools
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If you ever feel like you are not good enough at your job, just remember: you are better than Chuck Schumer at his.
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
If you ever feel like you are not good enough at your job, just remember: you are better than Chuck Schumer at his.
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Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
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What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
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This is really good to see: Miki Sherrill just put out a statement sharply criticizing the Senate Dems' pending cave in the government shutdown, ripping it as "malpractice" and a betrayal of the people who are "counting on us to fight for them." Sherrill knows what drove her victory. Wake up, Dems.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This is really good to see: Miki Sherrill just put out a statement sharply criticizing the Senate Dems' pending cave in the government shutdown, ripping it as "malpractice" and a betrayal of the people who are "counting on us to fight for them." Sherrill knows what drove her victory. Wake up, Dems.
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Yeah, I'm sorry, but you do not keep the government shut for more than a month and then NOT get a deal on the main item you have been messaging on without completely shifting the blame dynamic.
Major concession from Democrats here is enhanced ACA funds aren’t extended. Preserving them was Dems’ central demand in this fight. They secured a promise of a vote (which Thune has been offering for weeks), but that could still fail. Even if it passes, Johnson has made no promise of a House vote.
Tentative Senate deal to end shutdown, multiple sources tell me & @frankthorp.bsky.social:
—CR through Jan 30
—Approps minibus
—Fully funds SNAP
—Reverses Trump’s shutdown RIFs
—Promise of Senate vote on ACA subsidies by Dec second week (details/outcome uncertain)
—Led by King/Shaheen/Hassan
—CR through Jan 30
—Approps minibus
—Fully funds SNAP
—Reverses Trump’s shutdown RIFs
—Promise of Senate vote on ACA subsidies by Dec second week (details/outcome uncertain)
—Led by King/Shaheen/Hassan
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Yeah, I'm sorry, but you do not keep the government shut for more than a month and then NOT get a deal on the main item you have been messaging on without completely shifting the blame dynamic.
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"I will not die a monster."
Alfred Molina's nuanced performance as Doc Ock in Spider-Man 2 may very well be the chief reason as to why it's my favorite superhero movie.
Alfred Molina's nuanced performance as Doc Ock in Spider-Man 2 may very well be the chief reason as to why it's my favorite superhero movie.
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"I will not die a monster."
Alfred Molina's nuanced performance as Doc Ock in Spider-Man 2 may very well be the chief reason as to why it's my favorite superhero movie.
Alfred Molina's nuanced performance as Doc Ock in Spider-Man 2 may very well be the chief reason as to why it's my favorite superhero movie.
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One of the talking points I keep seeing from Democrats is that part of the deal is that it will "ensure federal workers receive back pay" but that's the existing law!
That's not something you've won in negotiations. That's just the letter of the law. You don't get to claim that as a win.
That's not something you've won in negotiations. That's just the letter of the law. You don't get to claim that as a win.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
One of the talking points I keep seeing from Democrats is that part of the deal is that it will "ensure federal workers receive back pay" but that's the existing law!
That's not something you've won in negotiations. That's just the letter of the law. You don't get to claim that as a win.
That's not something you've won in negotiations. That's just the letter of the law. You don't get to claim that as a win.
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Me watching the new Frankenstein movie
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Me watching the new Frankenstein movie
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Maybe important to note it was the disruption in air travel that Democrats couldn't stand and not, you know, 40+ million people not knowing where their next meal was coming from.
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Maybe important to note it was the disruption in air travel that Democrats couldn't stand and not, you know, 40+ million people not knowing where their next meal was coming from.
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THAT IS ALREADY A LAW. TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT WHO SIGNED THAT LAW. YOU ARE A FUCKING NEWS REPORTER
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
THAT IS ALREADY A LAW. TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT WHO SIGNED THAT LAW. YOU ARE A FUCKING NEWS REPORTER