Currently rearing an aging, unsociable 🦔 rescue.
- mid-30s, Fenty 450, Niger Deltan descent 👋🏿
- known elsewhere for locked account where I vented about bad grad school XP
- older now; venting isn’t good for my blood pressure
- non-professional account: expect cooking, plants, mourning pets, deconstruction of fundie upbringing (1/)
They aren't just in the Epstein files. Care about the kids in your own community too.
They aren't just in the Epstein files. Care about the kids in your own community too.
Yep. It's spaghetti. With ketchup as the sauce. And sliced wieners.
Yep. It's nasty.
I alternate between this and Vanicream.
Alt text: A 500 mL tub of Illiyoon Ceramide Ato Concentrate Cream.
I alternate between this and Vanicream.
Alt text: A 500 mL tub of Illiyoon Ceramide Ato Concentrate Cream.
LMFAOOO but fr nigga you fighting NUMBERS
LMFAOOO but fr nigga you fighting NUMBERS
Client: “No, we do not want it.”
Compliance aid: “In the event client wants AI, use your brain. Also, document every step you took in this form, because we will fire your ass if you do not review/correct that ish.”
🙃
Client: “No, we do not want it.”
Compliance aid: “In the event client wants AI, use your brain. Also, document every step you took in this form, because we will fire your ass if you do not review/correct that ish.”
🙃
Me:
Me:
Whew, I’m proud of myself and I have therapy tomorrow.
Whew, I’m proud of myself and I have therapy tomorrow.
The reason they think it was weird: Basically, no heavyweight champion should be traveling in Naija without bodyguards.
1,000 dollars is 1.5 million naira, which can hire 10 bodyguards. How could Joshua not hire one?
The reason they think it was weird: Basically, no heavyweight champion should be traveling in Naija without bodyguards.
1,000 dollars is 1.5 million naira, which can hire 10 bodyguards. How could Joshua not hire one?
She was one of the first Black people to publish a short story, authored many celebrated poetry collections, and helped enslaved people escape through the Underground Railroad.
Jalen Duren
Jalen Johnson
Jaylen Brown
MOMMAS. CAN YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING ELSE?!
Jalen Duren
Jalen Johnson
Jaylen Brown
MOMMAS. CAN YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING ELSE?!
me: what you mean?
you: you know exactly what i mean
me:
me: what you mean?
you: you know exactly what i mean
me:
It’s like how if everybody you meet is an asshole eventually you gotta start doing the math.
Guy who owns part of EZ pass: 8%
GOP congressman: 11%
Guy who bought a jet while i served him lunch: 11%
Diplomats who live in the wealthiest part of Virginia: 11%
Guy who owns part of EZ pass: 8%
GOP congressman: 11%
Guy who bought a jet while i served him lunch: 11%
Diplomats who live in the wealthiest part of Virginia: 11%