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Cinderella @fairestcinderella.myatproto.social · 9h

Yes please!

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Mom @milph.mom · 1d

Everyone: Making helicopter noises is really hard…

Sounds of Earth: MOLTO BENE~!

youtu.be/LW2cu7XnmAg

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Bogdo Oggdo @oggdobogdo.bsky.social · 14h

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 15h

putting in 70 hours a week and i'm still at the bottom of the escaping samsara leaderboards, what the fuck

Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 16h

”im addicted to this Buddhism game” —things someone who is good at buddhism would say???

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 19h

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 17h

A series of images I found on my computer labeled "Wrestling solutions."

A roof shaped ring, utilizing an incline. Probably deadly.

A full sized ring inside of a double sized ring. Why not? What do you have to lose?

A ring with vertical ring ropes, attached to an unsecured light fixture. An OSHA violation for sure.

A ring with 9 turnbuckles, instead of the customary 3. This one is fine, no one would have a problem with this one except a whiner.

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 2d

"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost

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Cinderella @fairestcinderella.myatproto.social · 1d

Okay but I do need to see this.

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Kelira Telian @keliratelian.bsky.social · 1d

Amazing

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Will BOO-rows 🖖🍞🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 1d

Johnny Cash didn't switch costumes with Elton John on SNL just to have some asshat call him "deeply uncool." I hate to even share this but the ratio is nice.

Left: Johnny Cash wearing a pink feather boa, a sparkly gold ascot, and gold glasses with pink feathers at the temples.

Right: Elton John in a black cowboy hat and leather jacket over a plaid shirt.

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Anaugi @anaugi.bsky.social · 1d

hmm

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Cinderella @fairestcinderella.myatproto.social · 1d

Philadelphia is a deeply cursed sports city.

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Kazehana @kazanmasilverwind.bsky.social · 1d

"I need a solid, reliable weapon with decent power and ammo efficiency for low tier monsters in this FPS game"

The humble Shotgun:

Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 1d

All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)

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Grinda Goat🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 1d

Circumcision is the most awkward hill to consider even marching up, let alone dying on because it IS fucked up you could do that to your infant before they could say yes/no but also everyone making circumcision their political battle is the most embarrassing guy on the planet

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Megan Abbott @meganabbott.bsky.social · 1d

From the great novelist Sherwood Anderson, a letter to his son.

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 1d

you could just go work in a restaurant and they pay you money instead of you having to pay them

Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 1d

This 'The Bear'-esque dining experience puts you in the center of the kitchen chaos

At Speakeasy Society's 'Family Meal,' curse words are thrown, recipes are slandered and it all makes for fun, irresistible drama.

www.latimes.com

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Cassius ⭐ @kled.bsky.social · 3d

Sums it up nicely. Every time I see some "proship dni" in someone's bio I sigh heavily because most the time it doesn't mean anything at all.

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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 1d

Every once in a while, I see people wonder why, out of all of the available Pokémon to choose, Poliwhirl was so often shown front and center. Especially in the case of Pokémon's marketing in America.

Well, I'm going to do my best to answer that question now.

Retro Game Art 🎮🖼️🎃🦇 @retrogameart.bsky.social · Dec 27

Pokémon Time Magazine Cover (1999)

#retro #art #gaming #Pokemon

Pokémon Time Magazine Cover (1999) ft: Poliwhirl, MewTwo, Psyduck, Pikachu, Charizard and Blastoise

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Jayrnski @jayrnski.bsky.social · 1d

Skye is so right..

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sylvia @sylvibullet.bsky.social · 1d

personal favorite deadlockisms
"(x) the long way"
"or maybe not dude"
"penis exploding machine"
"(kurt angle yelling yeah)"

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 1d

its interesting that the matrix sequels, wherein everything the main characters believe is shown without a doubt to be verifiably, world-endingly false, have far more sympathy for the believers than the skeptics, who are all shitty mass effect council guys or army guys trying to cuck you

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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 1d

To be clear, it's not that bitter online dorks assumed it was about them. It -is- about them. They just don't like that it is calling them out for what they are.

Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 1d

It’s kind of crazy that Nazis and the KKK have recently become controversial bad guys because a bunch of bitter online dorks assumed it was about them

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 2d

Ubisoft canceled an ‘ASSASSINS CREED’ game set in the post-Civil War era

• Featured a Black Assassin who was formerly a slave

• Players would fight the emerging KKK

• Leadership canceled it after concerns with U.S. political climate & Yasuke backlash

(Source: www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...)

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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 1d

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

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Cinderella @fairestcinderella.myatproto.social · 1d

Absolutely adorable.

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The Boy Impregnator 🦊💜 @hekkabecca.bsky.social · 1d

shotacon mpreg forcefem send tweet

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