Cinderella
@fairestcinderella.myatproto.social
34 | she/her, he/him if you're cool | The Def Jam TO.
Partner to @leafwork.bsky.social, lover to @11frames.bsky.social
Partner to @leafwork.bsky.social, lover to @11frames.bsky.social
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cold case
November 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
cold case
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i legit would not be able to handle this like meeting multiple publishers going oh yeah valve are just like this sometimes you know how it is, lemme call them - and still not getting a normal response from a human being
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
i legit would not be able to handle this like meeting multiple publishers going oh yeah valve are just like this sometimes you know how it is, lemme call them - and still not getting a normal response from a human being
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Valve absolutely adore their opaque-at-best content approval scheme, where explicit pornography is OK as long as it doesn't annoy the individual doing your review, and non-pornographic games accepted for release by Nintendo or Sony are blocked unless you get enough media attention
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Valve absolutely adore their opaque-at-best content approval scheme, where explicit pornography is OK as long as it doesn't annoy the individual doing your review, and non-pornographic games accepted for release by Nintendo or Sony are blocked unless you get enough media attention
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fuzzy feeling
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
fuzzy feeling
Whenever my girlfriend or I eat an apple, we'll take a photo of the apple under running water and send it to each other. This always elicits the two word response "I understand."
happy ten year anniversary to my favourite fighting game post of all time
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Whenever my girlfriend or I eat an apple, we'll take a photo of the apple under running water and send it to each other. This always elicits the two word response "I understand."
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senior & junior coworkers commuting together :3
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
senior & junior coworkers commuting together :3
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They tell me this place got its name when a night watchman discovered an oil field on the outskirts. His money let him take the whole place over. Fancies himself an ancient king, complete with a harem. No one warned me before I rolled into town, so now I'm trapped in this Gatelight gasboss' girlkeep
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
They tell me this place got its name when a night watchman discovered an oil field on the outskirts. His money let him take the whole place over. Fancies himself an ancient king, complete with a harem. No one warned me before I rolled into town, so now I'm trapped in this Gatelight gasboss' girlkeep
That's crazy because white people love cheese and foods that act as a vehicle to eat cheese.
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
That's crazy because white people love cheese and foods that act as a vehicle to eat cheese.
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only perverts can agree
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
only perverts can agree
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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Especially on this website, sometimes it's the hoes that scare me.
I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Especially on this website, sometimes it's the hoes that scare me.
No I definitely get that.
With TM Opera O I'm more gesturing at her role as a scene stealer. She is the biggest and loudest character on screen at any given moment. Eager to tell you about her greatness and more than capable of proving it in ten seconds flat.
With TM Opera O I'm more gesturing at her role as a scene stealer. She is the biggest and loudest character on screen at any given moment. Eager to tell you about her greatness and more than capable of proving it in ten seconds flat.
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
No I definitely get that.
With TM Opera O I'm more gesturing at her role as a scene stealer. She is the biggest and loudest character on screen at any given moment. Eager to tell you about her greatness and more than capable of proving it in ten seconds flat.
With TM Opera O I'm more gesturing at her role as a scene stealer. She is the biggest and loudest character on screen at any given moment. Eager to tell you about her greatness and more than capable of proving it in ten seconds flat.
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I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
Alright but this one is at least totally earnest.
If Rainbow Dash was a horse she'd be TM Opera O.
If Rainbow Dash was a horse she'd be TM Opera O.
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Alright but this one is at least totally earnest.
If Rainbow Dash was a horse she'd be TM Opera O.
If Rainbow Dash was a horse she'd be TM Opera O.
In a just world Uma Musume Agnes Tachyon would be using unethical science to make the 2002 HHH of horses with a pharmaceutical regiment that would make Bob Baffert blush.
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
In a just world Uma Musume Agnes Tachyon would be using unethical science to make the 2002 HHH of horses with a pharmaceutical regiment that would make Bob Baffert blush.
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jyn erso, while everyone around her is being violently killed: i can't use those things together. i don't need that right now. hmmmm, there has to be some way to get the RED key card. i can't use those things together. there's no way i'm licking THAT! i can't use those things together.
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
jyn erso, while everyone around her is being violently killed: i can't use those things together. i don't need that right now. hmmmm, there has to be some way to get the RED key card. i can't use those things together. there's no way i'm licking THAT! i can't use those things together.
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anytime Rogue One comes up in discussion all i can think about is how the backhalf is structured and paced like a series of acquiring objects for puzzles in a point and click adventure, but if it was on the beaches of space normandy while everyone is being shot at the whole time
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
anytime Rogue One comes up in discussion all i can think about is how the backhalf is structured and paced like a series of acquiring objects for puzzles in a point and click adventure, but if it was on the beaches of space normandy while everyone is being shot at the whole time
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tails: sonic, what's the true meaning of christmas?
sonic: none of us are christian, tails.
tails: i know, i'm just curious.
sonic: hmmmm.
sonic: big! what do you think the true meaning of christmas is.
big the cat: i get a 25 dollar best buy gift card and a bag of jellybeans.
sonic: yeah!
sonic: none of us are christian, tails.
tails: i know, i'm just curious.
sonic: hmmmm.
sonic: big! what do you think the true meaning of christmas is.
big the cat: i get a 25 dollar best buy gift card and a bag of jellybeans.
sonic: yeah!
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
tails: sonic, what's the true meaning of christmas?
sonic: none of us are christian, tails.
tails: i know, i'm just curious.
sonic: hmmmm.
sonic: big! what do you think the true meaning of christmas is.
big the cat: i get a 25 dollar best buy gift card and a bag of jellybeans.
sonic: yeah!
sonic: none of us are christian, tails.
tails: i know, i'm just curious.
sonic: hmmmm.
sonic: big! what do you think the true meaning of christmas is.
big the cat: i get a 25 dollar best buy gift card and a bag of jellybeans.
sonic: yeah!
Explaining my unifying theory to @hekkabecca.bsky.social that TM Opera O is the Rainbow Dash of horses.
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Explaining my unifying theory to @hekkabecca.bsky.social that TM Opera O is the Rainbow Dash of horses.
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
re: lrt, I have played comparatively few RPGs but have played a grip of porn games, many in the RPG space and I have to say, there really isn't anybody doing it like Karryn's Prison in the adult games space for sure.
It's just such a smart tightly put together system where everything just works.
It's just such a smart tightly put together system where everything just works.
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
re: lrt, I have played comparatively few RPGs but have played a grip of porn games, many in the RPG space and I have to say, there really isn't anybody doing it like Karryn's Prison in the adult games space for sure.
It's just such a smart tightly put together system where everything just works.
It's just such a smart tightly put together system where everything just works.
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