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accidental axolotl
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Just three raccoons in a trench coat trying their best. She/her
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People don’t seem to get that if we let fascists in the “opposing fascism” tent then it just becomes another tent for fascists
I want a bumper sticker that’s says, “I’d rather be seducing ladies in Hades 2”
Seeing the baby elephant at the zoo healed me a little bit
Gotta go back to work tomorrow
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as far as just messaging goes that video is probably the most embarrassing thing any president has done on the world stage in my life

and the fact that the sunday shows wont even describe it? total abdication of their responsibility
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Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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“Fuck them kids.”

That’s literally what an ICE agent said when ICE, the FBI et al. raided an apartment in Chicago, including with a Blackhawk helicopter, separated children from their parents, and zip-tied them to each other.

abc7chicago.com/post/ice-chi...
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ACLU @aclu.org · 17d
BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.

Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
Feels like the very purposely passed this stuff right before invading Portland. I think they’re hoping to use us as a testing ground for what force (physically and legally) they can get away with.
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Trump just ordered the military into Portland, and he’s giving them the green light to use lethal force on American citizens.

Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.
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Lyrics aside, Sleepless is such a LONG song for a first dance 😂
I don’t think he’s really dead or resigning, it’s fun to play along & hope together, but I don’t want to get my hopes up. Though in the Getty pics he did look like shit so I’m curious what he’ll look/sound like at the announcement tomorrow (which will probably be more of his usual/horrible bullshit)
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live action catbus looking pretty sweet
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I love when airlines are like ooooooh we didn’t realize you’d ALL be bringing a bag
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We have always made delightful little guys.
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ceej @ceej.online · Jul 16
water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
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TIL Thomas Paine wrote Common Sense in a Chipotle
What'd you do over the weekend? Public Works began resurfacing the street in front of the Chipotle where Thomas Paine wrote Common Sense
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That there’s a police state.
Homan: "People need to understand ICE officers and Border Patrol don't need probable cause to walk up to somebody, briefly detain them, and question them ... based on their physical appearance."
I got married in May and we got lucky with beautiful sunny weather and so many of our out of town guests were like, “this is so great! I want to move here!” And I told them to visit for like a week in winter before deciding.