Geoff the helper
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Geoff the helper
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@csandds.bsky.social @realphilgold.bsky.social bet UR is camped at Aldi this week
December 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
The name of the bear? Its name is @csandds.bsky.social
A California man found the underside of his house in disarray. It turned out that a 550-pound black bear had moved into the crawl space. trib.al/y7jyZmk
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Anyone defending execution as a reasonable punishment for drug smuggling is a Nazi. Pass it on.
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Nobody involved in this should draw a free breath for the rest of their lives
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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If I am watching TV with you I will always point out when someone is left-handed
December 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
@luke-buckmaster.bsky.social Joe Root must be disappointed he didn’t go on with it
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Can’t wait for @csandds.bsky.social @realphilgold.bsky.social @renewcp.bsky.social and me to go to the cricket. Gonna dress as Ritchie
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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imagine US political culture if Ford hadn't pardoned Nixon, and instead he went to jail
December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Seems about right.
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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They are simultaneously racist, xenophobic, misogynist fascists totally incapable of actual governing a 21st century polity/economy, & sad, pathetic, aging losers nostalgic for sitting in the way back on family road trips. They contain multitudes.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
@picketer.bsky.social I think this is an ad
December 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
When even the Daily Mail dunks on you
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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When the HVAC guy designs a car.
December 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Marcel does not like this vet-themed escape room. Zero stars.
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Hey, quick question about this photo from Epstein's island: What the fuck
December 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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China makes 70% of the world’s drones. Blake Resnick wants to change that. Backed by Sam Altman and Peter Thiel, the Brinc founder is on his way to making his quadcopters the top choice for America’s cops—if only he can get the federal government to ban his primary competitor.
Brinc Founder Blake Resnick Wants To Kick Chinese Drones Out Of U.S. Skies
Backed by Sam Altman and Peter Thiel, Brinc founder Blake Resnick is on his way to making his quadcopters the top choice for America’s cops—if only he can get the federal government to ban his primary...
www.forbes.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
@realphilgold.bsky.social @csandds.bsky.social shout out to the legends dropping a can at the bus stop at 7 am.
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This lad needs to go on and make a big hundred
December 3, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Fuck Wayne Gretzky and his shitty face lift…👇
December 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
@csandds.bsky.social @realphilgold.bsky.social
his girlfriend goes to a different school and we don’t know her
Bullshit. It’s like saying “I can’t recall” 100 times while being deposed.

Selective memory.
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Like @csandds.bsky.social trying to diss Frank
The Grinch in the studio trying to record a comeback to Thurl Ravenscroft like Drake coming back at Kendrick
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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If it is the stance of this administration that drugs are weapons in armed conflict … shouldn’t my right to bear those arms not be infringed?
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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If the entire Trump administration doesn't realize that this would guarantee that the Trump pardons they're all banking on will also be declared invalid by a future president, nobody tell them.
BREAKING: President Trump declared that all of former President Biden’s pardons are now “invalid.” There is no legal mechanism for presidents to revoke their predecessors’ pardons but if Trump is taken seriously, thousands could be thrown into legal chaos.
Trump Claims Former President Joe Biden’s Pardons Are Invalid
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM