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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 57m

Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 2h

I love my cats!

Do y'all have cats? If not, get cats! They're great!

Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 16h

Alright. Looks to be doing better.

That kid better be actually okay and not Miami Dolphins medical staff okay.

Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 16h

Sucks to see an exciting young player who's currently beating the brakes off the reigning champs get injured but, good news! Russell Wilson is here to save the day!

Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 16h

Sucks to see an exciting young player who's currently beating the brakes off the reigning champs get injured but, good news! Russell Wilson is here to save the day!

Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 19h

This is essentially what the cops in Minneapolis did.

They'll do their best to agitate until someone decides to set off the powder keg.

They'll break the law to do it, as you can see. They'll escalate and I'm guessing they'll go further than MPD.

Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 1d

Without provocation, masked federal agents indiscriminately shoot peaceful protesters with rubber bullets from the rooftop of the Portland ICE facility.

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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 22h

Huh. Never knew about this story.

Fun thing to find while scrolling and "connecting with the green" this lazy afternoon.

Popverse @popversesays.bsky.social · 1d

Announced at NYCC 2025: DC Vertigo to finally let Swamp Thing meet Jesus Christ in new four-part restoration of a cancelled controversial 1989 storyline.

www.thepopverse.com/comics-live-...

DC to finally let Swamp Thing meet Jesus Christ in new four-part restoration of a cancelled controversial 1989 storyline

Rick Veitch's lost issues of Swamp Thing will see print in 2026 as Swamp Thing 1989.

www.thepopverse.com

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

Wolf being absolutely destroyed in Jeopardy by Andy Richter

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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 1d

How have I never seen this Cronenbergian Animorphs episode of Star Trek TNG?

Fucking Barclay was turning into a spider. Why have I been denied this for so many years?

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scott⚡️mccloud @scottmccloud.bsky.social · 1d

I have not seen that before. Cool! 🤔

Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve never seen this before! An *inward-indicating* word-balloon tail (that’s the speaker’s right arm descending below the word balloon).

FASCINATING! Does this tail technique have a name? Have folks seen it used elsewhere?? I have so many questions!!! (From HIRAYASUMI, book 3, pg 37)

Photo of HIRAYASUMI, book 3, pg 37… showing an inward indicating word balloon tail

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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 1d

Anyone else worried that this guy isn't suffering enough while circling the drain?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump's mouth starts drooping as he struggles to stay awake during this antifa roundtable

Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 2d

Who among us wouldn't use the might of the U.S. military against Americans in order to avoid having to admit to being a child rapist?

Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 2d

It's nice to know I'm not alone on this.

Though, my brain has made an exception for Adidas and I'm okay with that.

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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 2d

The long horizon strategy of using an entire group of people as a human sacrifice. Delightful.

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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 2d

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

(RNS) — Last month, the Rev. David Black stood in front of a Chicago-area U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility and spread his arms wide. Adorned in all black and wearing a clerical collar, the pastor looked up at a group of masked, heavily armed ICE agents on the roof and began to pray.

“I invited them to repentance,” Black, a minister in the Presbyterian Church (USA), said in an interview. “I basically offered an altar call. I invited them to come and receive that salvation, and be part of the kingdom that is coming.”

But when Black began to lower his arms a few seconds later, the agents responded to his spiritual plea by firing pepper balls, or chemical agents that cause eye irritation and respiratory distress, video footage shows. One struck Black in the head, exploding into a puff of white pepper smoke and forcing him to his knees. Fellow demonstrators rushed to his aid, and as the pastor rubbed his face in pain, the agents continued to fire.

“We could hear them laughing,” Black said.

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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 2d

Oh good, my brain isn't cooked. Despite my efforts!

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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 2d

I'll never tire of zombie Jimi coming out of the coffin for the solo.

I'd heard the Hendrix estate didn't care for it much but who knows if that's actually true.

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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 3d

I find it odd that I see so many people saying we're in the FO portion of things, as a nation, when we are clearly in the FA stage.

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scott topics™️ @scottpb.bsky.social · 4d

Join ICE today!! 🤡🎯

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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 3d

You got some kinda problem with the Oxford comma, motherfucker?

I'm not even an expert. I just like yelling at people.

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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 3d

I just realized that I was younger than Bart when Tracey Ullman was on the air and now I'm older than Homer is supposed to be.

Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 5d

I'm sorry that 45 has such an awful connotation to it nowadays.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 5d

“please don’t be mean to the politician!” is something i will truly never understand

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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 5d

Tremors is a special movie.

It's like a warm blanket on a chilly evening and it rolled a fat spliff for you even though blankets don't usually do that.

Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 5d

If any ICE agents die, I will gladly be the one to tell their families. I want this job. I need this job.

I have singing telegram shit ready to fucking go. I will use my own money to buy a banana costume and dance lessons.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 6d

Zodiac killer murders again, challenging legal bounds

From the New York Times: Breaking news: U.S. attacks Venezuelan boat for fourth time, challenging legal bounds

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