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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch
@felin.bsky.social
The Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch
They/Them, queer
Disabled, ADHD, PTSD
Phenomenally bad at video games
Also not great at Magic: The Gathering

[links to content/donos to be added soon]
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Ableism tip

Stop saying lame when what you mean is bogus
February 15, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Despite some questionable aesthetics Koihime Enbu RyoRaiRai is like my favorite jank-ass fighter right now
February 15, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Hey, uh, @linkara.bsky.social
I know this isn't as, I dunno, important(? quantifying suffering is dumb) as the ones you usually repost but could my friend's cat get a boost?
February 14, 2026 at 9:15 PM
This is all I see
February 14, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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Ofc the friend I was supposed to trade with is MIA, so idk if I’m getting any food today. Also still no closer to covering the 350 still needed on rent…

Please share!! LL was knocking on my door yday & *never* makes housecalls so they’re pissed!🫠😭
💕💸🏳️‍⚧️
#EmergencyCrowdfund
#TransCrowdfund
#MutualAid
Making a trade with a friend so I’ll have some food tomorrow, but need help still being 350 short on rent!

Please share, links below!
TYSM!🙏💕

#TransCrowdfund
#HelpSky #FundSky #crowdfunding #HelpingHand
#MutualAid
#MABoost
#MutualAidBoost
#MutualAidRequest
#ODSPoverty
#DisabilityCrowdfund
💕💸🏳️‍⚧️
February 14, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Human dignity what now?
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I'm not depressed
I'm sulkmaxxing
I'm mopey and despairpilled
February 9, 2026 at 7:09 AM
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Putting this here so it’s not buried in threads, please share!! Frank & I can’t lose our home!!

bsky.app/profile/wtfb...
February 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Oh right, should probably turn off notifications if I don't want to see shit
February 8, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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COLUMBO: And these babies, you just… gave them away?

OBI-WAN: For their own safety. Their father had become a very great threat.

COLUMBO: So you leave the boy on his father’s planet, under his father’s name, where he buys his father’s droids—

OBI-WAN: We can’t all be princesses, Lieutenant.
COLUMBO: My wife, she loves your games. The sunken ghost ship level. It’s her favourite

MARIO: Thank-a you!

C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning?

M: What’s-a your point, Detective?
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 AM
If Thoracle and Rhystic get banned tomorrow I'm swallowing my own tongue
February 8, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Gonna get a yakuza-style backpiece, stylized and all, of Tacos Goku
February 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
It sucks that like every single person that wants to fool around with me wants me to do to them but not to do to me
February 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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💪
February 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Man having a crush on people is stupid
February 6, 2026 at 9:44 AM
I’m torn between Gail’s Bat Girl or Red Sonja runs, both of which I recommend
We're giving away a copy of the complete Swords of Sorrow epic led by @gailsimone.bsky.social!
-Follow us
-Like and repost this
-Optional: What are your favorite comics by Gail?
More details here:
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February 4, 2026 at 6:09 PM
They/Them pussy this
They/Them pussy that
But no one wants to talk about the thock
February 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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If you subscribe to a creator’s Patreon (like mine!) always do so through the browser and not via the app, otherwise Apple skims almost half the dough.
I'm begging you not to use apple products. This shit is devastating to creators like me
January 29, 2026 at 9:14 AM
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(briefly pulling my vampire fangs away from the neck of my hypnotized victim) ok it's actually kind of bothering me that you keep calling this "dubcon"
January 29, 2026 at 6:52 AM
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I am hearing that RFK Jr.’s minions are going to go after HPV vaccines. I’ve got problems with these people and now you’re going to hear about them, first from a personal perspective and then from a professional one.

It all boils down to this: WE HAVE A SAFE VACCINE THAT PREVENTS CANCER.
January 28, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images.

This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
January 29, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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Tag yourself, I am "lizard who looks like child when parents agree to stopping at McDonalds".
January 25, 2026 at 11:25 PM