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Aaron
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I'm Aaron.
I was smiling the whole time but I cracked up laughing when he yelled "DEUCES!" and took off back to his van
February 16, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Hope she still has the juice that took out that old royal hag
🚨 PICTURED: Liz Truss meets with Donald Trump at his golf course in Palm Beach
February 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
She's so contemptible
Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
February 15, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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Did he think Starship Troopers was apolitical..? Because that would mean he somehow missed out on the director intentionally & admittedly putting his character in a Nazi style uniform.
I asked actor Neil Patrick Harris about political art at #Berlinale today. He didn't want to engage and said: "I'm always interested in doing things that are apolitical".
February 15, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I wish the robots in the svedka vodka commercials that are on constantly during the olympics were real because i'd like to break them into tiny parts with a sledgehammer.
February 14, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 AM
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wait, did I never post hole?
July 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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I know how the Congolese militant group m23 can very suddenly make themselves real popular

kigalidailynews.rw/reports-emer...
Reports Emerge Claiming M23 Detained Blackwater Founder Erik Prince in Eastern DRC
kigalidailynews.rw
February 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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February 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Nathan MacKinnon is a hilarious hockey freak.
February 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
SFUSD promised that they would feed kids during the #UESF strike. This is what the school district is providing kids today as a combined breakfast and lunch #UESFStrike2026
February 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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Watching the France/Germany women's hockey game with Inuktiut commentary because i am nothing if not on brand
February 9, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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Americans don't understand the idea of petty bourgeois so they think anyone with bad manners is working class
Kid Rock's dad owned multiple car dealerships and he grew up in the suburbs of Detroit. Bad Bunny went from bagging groceries and recording his songs in his room to winning multiple Grammys. Which one is the better encapsulation of hard work and the American Dream?
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Hilltop Alternative High School in the Mission #UESFStrike2026
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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ACAB includes the guy who invented the Fleshlight
February 8, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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It occurs to me that many people don't know about the GameFan coffee incident.

In 1993, GameFan published a manic 6-page review of the game Cybermorph that was written while tripping on LSD that somebody put in the office coffee pot

The review declared that Cybermorph was the first "real" game
February 9, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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got ourselves a sassy cat
February 9, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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vegan swimming pool
July 31, 2023 at 2:31 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 1:54 AM