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Words and letters kind of person. Sorry, can't help you.
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My "2025 in books" thread. I read 89 books in 2024. This year I'm generally choosing to read:
- Books from the 2025 Tournament of Books Long List
- Books that are being read by characters in the books I'm reading
I typically read on my phone or Kindle, or on audiobook.
- Books from the 2025 Tournament of Books Long List
- Books that are being read by characters in the books I'm reading
I typically read on my phone or Kindle, or on audiobook.
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I don’t share this very often, but you guys deserve it.
May 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I don’t share this very often, but you guys deserve it.
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mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
March 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
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So that means that any attempt to neuter a hippo is:
A) Exploratory Surgery
B) Done under "best guess" conditions
C) Where the drugs are *going* to wear off
D) On an animal that weighs more than a Ford F150
E) All of which is muscle
F) On testicles that are hiding from you
G) And it is mad about it
A) Exploratory Surgery
B) Done under "best guess" conditions
C) Where the drugs are *going* to wear off
D) On an animal that weighs more than a Ford F150
E) All of which is muscle
F) On testicles that are hiding from you
G) And it is mad about it
a large hippopotamus is standing in the water with its mouth open
Alt: a large hippopotamus is standing in the water with its mouth open
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March 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
So that means that any attempt to neuter a hippo is:
A) Exploratory Surgery
B) Done under "best guess" conditions
C) Where the drugs are *going* to wear off
D) On an animal that weighs more than a Ford F150
E) All of which is muscle
F) On testicles that are hiding from you
G) And it is mad about it
A) Exploratory Surgery
B) Done under "best guess" conditions
C) Where the drugs are *going* to wear off
D) On an animal that weighs more than a Ford F150
E) All of which is muscle
F) On testicles that are hiding from you
G) And it is mad about it
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
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Colin Firth is my favorite actor, followed by Colin Thecond
January 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Colin Firth is my favorite actor, followed by Colin Thecond
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gas pump: please see cashier
me: i will (clenches fist) IN HELL
me: i will (clenches fist) IN HELL
January 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
gas pump: please see cashier
me: i will (clenches fist) IN HELL
me: i will (clenches fist) IN HELL
My "2025 in books" thread. I read 89 books in 2024. This year I'm generally choosing to read:
- Books from the 2025 Tournament of Books Long List
- Books that are being read by characters in the books I'm reading
I typically read on my phone or Kindle, or on audiobook.
- Books from the 2025 Tournament of Books Long List
- Books that are being read by characters in the books I'm reading
I typically read on my phone or Kindle, or on audiobook.
January 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My "2025 in books" thread. I read 89 books in 2024. This year I'm generally choosing to read:
- Books from the 2025 Tournament of Books Long List
- Books that are being read by characters in the books I'm reading
I typically read on my phone or Kindle, or on audiobook.
- Books from the 2025 Tournament of Books Long List
- Books that are being read by characters in the books I'm reading
I typically read on my phone or Kindle, or on audiobook.
1920s literary insult: He had the habit, when confounded, of worrying his shirt cuffs between his fingertips, puffing out his cheeks, and squeezing forth a low whine before firmly patting his pockets as if to confirm that nothing of value was forthcoming.
2020s: His assplay was hella mid.
2020s: His assplay was hella mid.
December 29, 2024 at 1:28 PM
1920s literary insult: He had the habit, when confounded, of worrying his shirt cuffs between his fingertips, puffing out his cheeks, and squeezing forth a low whine before firmly patting his pockets as if to confirm that nothing of value was forthcoming.
2020s: His assplay was hella mid.
2020s: His assplay was hella mid.
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"Sources also confirmed you kind of hurt his feelings"
December 11, 2024 at 11:47 PM
"Sources also confirmed you kind of hurt his feelings"
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CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod!
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
December 7, 2024 at 4:59 AM
CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod!
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
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Benedict’s pahty was fine, but bro, the one with the Cahdinals from Ahgentina? That was a
December 6, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Benedict’s pahty was fine, but bro, the one with the Cahdinals from Ahgentina? That was a
Did you check your child's popular knapsack? Or behind their jewelry box? Something simple as a baby doll?
December 5, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Did you check your child's popular knapsack? Or behind their jewelry box? Something simple as a baby doll?
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Trans folks held a dance party in the Capitol bathroom to protest the bathroom ban on there.
December 5, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Trans folks held a dance party in the Capitol bathroom to protest the bathroom ban on there.
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gf: *texting* u coming over this way tonight ;)
me: [in a hot air ballon] no idea
me: [in a hot air ballon] no idea
November 29, 2024 at 8:22 PM
gf: *texting* u coming over this way tonight ;)
me: [in a hot air ballon] no idea
me: [in a hot air ballon] no idea
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I shook my rump once. That was enough for me to know that the practice simply isn't for me. I won't be doing it again.
November 21, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I shook my rump once. That was enough for me to know that the practice simply isn't for me. I won't be doing it again.
My diet is just rolling a boulder up those stairs every day
so is the food pyramid still sideways or what
November 21, 2024 at 2:59 AM
My diet is just rolling a boulder up those stairs every day
Google AI getting hostile with its users.
Gemini: Fuck you. Both of you.
November 17, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Google AI getting hostile with its users.
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Thinking about this today.
August 2, 2023 at 4:37 AM
Thinking about this today.
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Bluesky is number 1.
November 17, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Bluesky is number 1.
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Statler has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.
November 13, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Statler has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.
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unlike you i get my news from a reliable source
November 11, 2024 at 12:24 PM
unlike you i get my news from a reliable source
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Excited to announce we've put all the big numbers in the Math Jumbler and it told us to go fuck ourselves
November 5, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Excited to announce we've put all the big numbers in the Math Jumbler and it told us to go fuck ourselves
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Concerned by this playground promoting the Ptolemaic model.
November 3, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Concerned by this playground promoting the Ptolemaic model.