Simple Traveler
@finaldisciple.bsky.social
Live properly and die fulfilled.
📍Trapped under Denver International Airport
📍Trapped under Denver International Airport
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January 24, 2026 at 4:20 AM
The USS Athena doesn’t make any sense, and I love it.
January 23, 2026 at 10:41 PM
The USS Athena doesn’t make any sense, and I love it.
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STIDHAM COUNTRY BITCH!!!!!!!
January 19, 2026 at 3:17 AM
STIDHAM COUNTRY BITCH!!!!!!!
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Started Starfleet Academy and I keep thinking about
January 19, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Started Starfleet Academy and I keep thinking about
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WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
January 19, 2026 at 3:40 AM
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
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gene siskel was on the right side of history on this one
January 19, 2026 at 2:26 AM
gene siskel was on the right side of history on this one
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i’ve also said this about attacks on trans rights but it is possible to talk about two things at once. the gop is blowing millions to kidnap your neighbor or demand to know what’s in the pants of junior high soccer players. but dems are too scared or disinterested or just incompetent
January 19, 2026 at 3:58 AM
i’ve also said this about attacks on trans rights but it is possible to talk about two things at once. the gop is blowing millions to kidnap your neighbor or demand to know what’s in the pants of junior high soccer players. but dems are too scared or disinterested or just incompetent
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There’s only ONE MAN who can save us at QB now. Fuck it, why not?
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 AM
There’s only ONE MAN who can save us at QB now. Fuck it, why not?
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The Acrobats, by Alexander Calder, 1944, 📸 by @Bessex_Joshua
January 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
The Acrobats, by Alexander Calder, 1944, 📸 by @Bessex_Joshua
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“Josh Allen gave it his all”
Yes he did. He even gave the ball to the other team. 4 times to be exact.
Yes he did. He even gave the ball to the other team. 4 times to be exact.
January 18, 2026 at 2:11 AM
“Josh Allen gave it his all”
Yes he did. He even gave the ball to the other team. 4 times to be exact.
Yes he did. He even gave the ball to the other team. 4 times to be exact.
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And I think this one’s done! Strange Sport Stories sketch: Jimmy Olsen vs Swamp Thing. This will go up on the Helioscope etsy in a few days, or if you want it right now, it’s yours for free if you make a $400 donation to the trans law center. transgenderlawcenter.org/donate/ DM me to coordinate.
January 18, 2026 at 2:12 AM
And I think this one’s done! Strange Sport Stories sketch: Jimmy Olsen vs Swamp Thing. This will go up on the Helioscope etsy in a few days, or if you want it right now, it’s yours for free if you make a $400 donation to the trans law center. transgenderlawcenter.org/donate/ DM me to coordinate.
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YOU: Jarrett Stidham hasn’t played at all this year, Denver is fucked
ME: Nobody has tape on Jarrett Stidham, Denver is ready to cook
ME: Nobody has tape on Jarrett Stidham, Denver is ready to cook
January 18, 2026 at 2:32 AM
YOU: Jarrett Stidham hasn’t played at all this year, Denver is fucked
ME: Nobody has tape on Jarrett Stidham, Denver is ready to cook
ME: Nobody has tape on Jarrett Stidham, Denver is ready to cook
Bill’s fans still having trouble understanding that an interception is INDEED a catch
January 18, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Bill’s fans still having trouble understanding that an interception is INDEED a catch
Keystone Cop ass buffoonery. I would have kept that mag, do you know how much ammo is right now?
A single federal agent with a long gun just walked through the crowd, slipped on the ice on his way under the police tape.
Dropped his loaded clip.
Dropped his loaded clip.
January 15, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Keystone Cop ass buffoonery. I would have kept that mag, do you know how much ammo is right now?
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KYLO REN MEME DOT GIF AS I AM WATCHING “the free thinker of the nfl” GET ABSOLUTELY HUMILIATED
More. More! MORE!!
More. More! MORE!!
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
KYLO REN MEME DOT GIF AS I AM WATCHING “the free thinker of the nfl” GET ABSOLUTELY HUMILIATED
More. More! MORE!!
More. More! MORE!!
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Some of my favorite pics of them ever
January 13, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Some of my favorite pics of them ever
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"FAR MORE FREQUENTLY YOU'RE WEARING PERFUME..."
January 13, 2026 at 1:16 AM
"FAR MORE FREQUENTLY YOU'RE WEARING PERFUME..."
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When I was growing up, gum wasn’t advertised as “tasting good”, gum was advertised as being so full of flavor that it would bring you to orgasm and then hang you on hooks like a damn wintergreen Cenobite
January 13, 2026 at 1:50 AM
When I was growing up, gum wasn’t advertised as “tasting good”, gum was advertised as being so full of flavor that it would bring you to orgasm and then hang you on hooks like a damn wintergreen Cenobite