Hobbes
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nap champion. playstation connoisseur. secret fine. my alter ego was here.
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“Damn! Any good news Eeyore?” -Ava
I need 12 seasons of Abbott. 😭😭😭
I need 12 seasons of Abbott. 😭😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
“Damn! Any good news Eeyore?” -Ava
I need 12 seasons of Abbott. 😭😭😭
I need 12 seasons of Abbott. 😭😭😭
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These French babies arguing 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
These French babies arguing 🤣
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I’ll have my hand sanitizer bottle on the space key. So yes.
Yall off tomorrow?
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I’ll have my hand sanitizer bottle on the space key. So yes.
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Had no business listening to most of the music I grew up with 😅
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Had no business listening to most of the music I grew up with 😅
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the mother of her nephew!!!
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
the mother of her nephew!!!
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Not cause I’m a woman, but women. That orgasm gap to large and wide.
Is it harder for women to find a good eater? Or men? 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Not cause I’m a woman, but women. That orgasm gap to large and wide.
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My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
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"Take this pussy, bitch ass nigga."
a man in a suit drinking a mountain dew bottle
ALT: a man in a suit drinking a mountain dew bottle
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"Take this pussy, bitch ass nigga."
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I don't want your homemade cranberry sauce. Give me the can of mystery holiday jelly packed by a worker ready to burn the whole factory down.
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I don't want your homemade cranberry sauce. Give me the can of mystery holiday jelly packed by a worker ready to burn the whole factory down.
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Another problem is people reading headlines and not context, feeding America's program expense ratio is 98.27% for FY2024, meaning nearly all of its donations go directly to programs and services that help people facing hunger.
I was just thinking about contributing to the "charity" Feeding America. Until I discovered that the salary for its CEO, Claire Babineaux-Fontenot, was approximately $949,866 in 2024, with her total compensation being $1,113,502. Apparently, feeding America isn't her top priority.
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Another problem is people reading headlines and not context, feeding America's program expense ratio is 98.27% for FY2024, meaning nearly all of its donations go directly to programs and services that help people facing hunger.
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Idk man...i think we be having different sex.
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Idk man...i think we be having different sex.
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Non-profits need talent just like any other company.. just because you work to provide help or services to others doesn’t mean you should work for free.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Non-profits need talent just like any other company.. just because you work to provide help or services to others doesn’t mean you should work for free.
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Target but with Black people:
I miss being entered 😮💨
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Target but with Black people:
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When you don’t think slut is a negative.
Now in what world is being called a pretty little slut not degradation. Praise kink people are so fascinating to me 💀
Most women who shoulder a lot of responsibility have a praise kink+
The “+” is nuance.
Praise + Degradation
Praise + Edging
Praise + Worship
Etc
There’s also this beautiful middle ground where it’s not quite degradation
“Pretty little slut” is an example.
The “+” is nuance.
Praise + Degradation
Praise + Edging
Praise + Worship
Etc
There’s also this beautiful middle ground where it’s not quite degradation
“Pretty little slut” is an example.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
When you don’t think slut is a negative.
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November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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That nothing beats a Jet2 holiday.
What has this year taught you?
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
That nothing beats a Jet2 holiday.
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It’s the Xhosa baby for me. Those little clicks 🥹
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It’s the Xhosa baby for me. Those little clicks 🥹
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Never question your talent. God got you
What has this year taught you?
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Never question your talent. God got you
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I don’t care. Does Rue have that lady money??!
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I don’t care. Does Rue have that lady money??!
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High fashion was meant for her & I’m honestly surprised she didn’t go that route post-Gossip Girl
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
High fashion was meant for her & I’m honestly surprised she didn’t go that route post-Gossip Girl
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she should have a bigger post-gossip girl careee than she does. love this cover for her.
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
she should have a bigger post-gossip girl careee than she does. love this cover for her.
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“His hemorrhoid exploded in my mouth”
a young man wearing a white shirt that says souderton on it
ALT: a young man wearing a white shirt that says souderton on it
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“His hemorrhoid exploded in my mouth”
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I miss who I was before I watched that video just now
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I miss who I was before I watched that video just now
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We are grazing over the part where she said she was just going to move his “dingleberry” out the way WITH HER TEETH and keep going 💀
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
We are grazing over the part where she said she was just going to move his “dingleberry” out the way WITH HER TEETH and keep going 💀
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Even if we ignore the hemorrhoid part, what do you mean you bit down cus you thought it was a dingleberry?????
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Even if we ignore the hemorrhoid part, what do you mean you bit down cus you thought it was a dingleberry?????