@fleezlow.bsky.social
He/Him A lesser character with common equipment, but useful for early missions, or for carrying extra items
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
Many users feel the earth is flat.
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Many users feel the earth is flat.
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Person on Twitter:
It’s time to get serious about a strategic national reserve of White semen.
Person on Bluesky:
me n the girls r gonna snort dried semen
Person on Threads:
SEMEN IS NOT SEWOMEN. SEMEN IS N
Person on Mastodon: Okay I think I figured it out… Can anyone see this post? #posting
It’s time to get serious about a strategic national reserve of White semen.
Person on Bluesky:
me n the girls r gonna snort dried semen
Person on Threads:
SEMEN IS NOT SEWOMEN. SEMEN IS N
Person on Mastodon: Okay I think I figured it out… Can anyone see this post? #posting
January 3, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Person on Twitter:
It’s time to get serious about a strategic national reserve of White semen.
Person on Bluesky:
me n the girls r gonna snort dried semen
Person on Threads:
SEMEN IS NOT SEWOMEN. SEMEN IS N
Person on Mastodon: Okay I think I figured it out… Can anyone see this post? #posting
It’s time to get serious about a strategic national reserve of White semen.
Person on Bluesky:
me n the girls r gonna snort dried semen
Person on Threads:
SEMEN IS NOT SEWOMEN. SEMEN IS N
Person on Mastodon: Okay I think I figured it out… Can anyone see this post? #posting
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trying an ai recipe for buttermilk biscuits and i don’t think they came out right
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
trying an ai recipe for buttermilk biscuits and i don’t think they came out right
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feel like this one is not so much a "paradox" as "how wars work" www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/1...
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
feel like this one is not so much a "paradox" as "how wars work" www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/1...
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NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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One good thing about Bari Weiss is that she articulates the worldview of the 0.00001% with total clarity, and thereby makes it obvious that they are dangerously out of their minds.
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
One good thing about Bari Weiss is that she articulates the worldview of the 0.00001% with total clarity, and thereby makes it obvious that they are dangerously out of their minds.
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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My ex's grandma's cooking was justly feared by all. At one grisly holiday feast her daughter-in-law whimpered, "Dorothy, how did you get the turkey to *taste* like that," and she beamed, "Well, I cook the turkey the night before, and I slice it and I leave it out overnight to dry."
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My ex's grandma's cooking was justly feared by all. At one grisly holiday feast her daughter-in-law whimpered, "Dorothy, how did you get the turkey to *taste* like that," and she beamed, "Well, I cook the turkey the night before, and I slice it and I leave it out overnight to dry."
No matter how successful she is or gets, she's still dumb as hell.
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
No matter how successful she is or gets, she's still dumb as hell.
"I refuse to pretend that both of us are dumber than we are" is so great, so much of our media and politics is people pretending to be dumb and gullible
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"I refuse to pretend that both of us are dumber than we are" is so great, so much of our media and politics is people pretending to be dumb and gullible
I've seen two NYT stories on here that mostly have replies yelling at them (correctly) and disastrous engagement numbers, which goes to disprove that hating on jerks boosts their engagement.
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I've seen two NYT stories on here that mostly have replies yelling at them (correctly) and disastrous engagement numbers, which goes to disprove that hating on jerks boosts their engagement.
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This is the ideal travel attire. You may not like it, but this is what peak passenger looks like.
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This is the ideal travel attire. You may not like it, but this is what peak passenger looks like.
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Tech companies - "heres some bullshit no one asked for that we underpaid and overworked employees to get...oh also it spies on you and sends your favorite porn to the people whose respect you most want"
Us - "nah thats ok I'll pass"
Tech companies - "why are you personally destroying the economy?"
Us - "nah thats ok I'll pass"
Tech companies - "why are you personally destroying the economy?"
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Tech companies - "heres some bullshit no one asked for that we underpaid and overworked employees to get...oh also it spies on you and sends your favorite porn to the people whose respect you most want"
Us - "nah thats ok I'll pass"
Tech companies - "why are you personally destroying the economy?"
Us - "nah thats ok I'll pass"
Tech companies - "why are you personally destroying the economy?"
Apps that target people who have a nascent or undeveloped mental or behavioral problem and, by design, create bespoke situations for them that will key into those problems and make them much, much worse is a scary development.
I'm literally just living a normal life while also experiencing a theophany via communication with the satellite called VALIS.
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Apps that target people who have a nascent or undeveloped mental or behavioral problem and, by design, create bespoke situations for them that will key into those problems and make them much, much worse is a scary development.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
One thing that may grow out of this era is people figuring out that scolds, prudes, and bluenose snobs are that way because they don't have the ability or drive to do useful things.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
One thing that may grow out of this era is people figuring out that scolds, prudes, and bluenose snobs are that way because they don't have the ability or drive to do useful things.
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“it honors our country” dawg shut the fuck up
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
“it honors our country” dawg shut the fuck up
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i found the most cursed thumbnail on kids' youtube
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i found the most cursed thumbnail on kids' youtube
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CNN interviewing James Carville in 2026 about the midterms
February 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
CNN interviewing James Carville in 2026 about the midterms
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ORSON WELLES: *sitting at a big desk in front of a book case, looking at a leather bound tone, he chuckles to himself and looks up at the camera* aaaaah.... REAL monsters
November 16, 2023 at 8:49 PM
ORSON WELLES: *sitting at a big desk in front of a book case, looking at a leather bound tone, he chuckles to himself and looks up at the camera* aaaaah.... REAL monsters
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In Noah Pinion's attic hangs a take that just keeps getting smarter and smarter
October 9, 2023 at 6:30 PM
In Noah Pinion's attic hangs a take that just keeps getting smarter and smarter